The Lady Killer
k, so i’ve told this story to some of my friends, and is about time the internet heard it. a couple of years ago, my friend, whose locker was next to mine, was getting his stuff out for his next class. he was very tired that day, like... REALLY TIRED. so, when he opened up his locker a bit wider to pull out his clarinet case, he hit the girl next to him, (his crush at the time) in the face. HARD. You could hear it down the hall. she fell down on her hands and knees and he fucking rushes over yelling “oh my goD IM SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY?” and this clumsy ass n00b TRIPS OVER HER and knocks over another girl. I stood there in shock the whole time, and the first thing that came out of my mouth was “smooth moves, lady killer.” the nickname has stuck with him for 2 years.