#bitchinblonde posts

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Harry, dueling bad guys:

Draco, joins the battle wearing a stylish outfit:

Harry: what took you so long?

Draco: I had to look good in case someone actually kills me

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Draco: how did you know I was gay?

Theo: I always knew you were gay. But then when you met Potter it was like your gayness multiplied infinite times.

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Draco: yeah I like potter but it’s not like I lay awake in bed thinking about him.

Draco, laying in bed awake at 2 a.m.: *SCREAMS*

In the griffindor dorms

Harry: what in the fucking world-

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Pansy, dramatically sighing:

Hermione: What now?

Pansy: Draco keeps on bothering me about Potter

Hermione: And so you’re just gonna bother me about Draco bothering you about Harry?

Pansy: Yes exactly.

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Pansy: fuck I’m so thirsty.

Hermione: uh you can have some of my water.

Pansy: Thanks. *drinks water and leaves*

Hermione, squealing: Pansy Parkinson just drank out of my water bottle. She practically kissed me.

Ron: uhh I don’t really think that-

Hermione: She kissed me.

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Hermione: Hey you wanna hang out?

Pansy: Sure.

Hermione: but like go out.

Pansy: ..Sure

Hermione: I MEAN LIKE ON A DATE!!

Pansy: I KNOW THAT!!!

Hermione, embarrassed: oh.. cool.

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Ron: Dude you are so whipped.

Harry: *scoffs* I am not whipped.

Draco: Harry can you go get me some sugar quills?

Harry, already leaving: You got it babe

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Headcanon that Draco can't ever take a bad picture so Ron is just compulsively taking photos of Draco so he can get one bad photo, and Harry... it's obvious that he's picking up those photos Ron throws away