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[thehyddenmith]

Really?!? -_-*

A conversation between me and my once BF’s brother, after more than a year  Him: Hi.

Me: Yo Him: What’s up? Me: Not much, lurking on FB and Youtube... you? Him: Recently single and bored. Me: sorry to hear that I’m doing quite well in love. :) Him: Good to hear. Me:*thumbs up* Him: Do you want me to leave you alone? Me: Naw, I just dunno what to talk about. I was never very good at conversation...

Him: Me either. So you're in a relationship?

Me:Yeah.  He even helped me quit smoking cigs.

Him: That's awesome. Good job. 

Me:Thanks! I feel really good about it. It's been about a month and a half, maybe two? Not that it matters, I guess... the cravings are still lurking though

Him:I'm lonely.

Me:I'm sorry to hear that

Him:Nevermind. I won't bother you with it. 

Kayla cheated on me for a few years. Then texted me to tell me about it and left me.

Me: that... really sux John... I'm sorry she did that to you

Him:Will you send me a hug?

Me:*hug* I have no Idea if that's what you meant, but there you go.

Him:It'll do. If you were single, I'd ask for a hug in person. Lol

Me:Yeah, well, you'd have to get in line.. apparently.Lol. 

Him:You're pretty. It's gonna happen.

Me:It's weird. I've never considered myself to be on the 'pretty' spectrum

Him:Am I pretty? Or...handsome?

Me:Lol pure semantics, hmmn... You're much to 'rugged' to be pretty, though you come close to beautiful. Handsome seems most appropriate

Him:Awww, you're sweet.I'm single, lonely, and too far from a town to look for a gf.

Me:Well maybe that's a good thing. How long you been single?

Him:A while.I'm horny. Lolol

Me:While I can understand that... that's not the best of reasons to go looking for a GF. Just sayin'. On the other hand, I'm sure there are girls at a bar that wouldn't mind a roll in the hay without strings.

Him:You? Lol jk

Me:Haha

Him:What?

Me:Laughing at the joke. but srsly Maybe it's not so bad to be single for a while?

Him:Nah. Not too bad.

Me: idk, relationships are weird. The only reason I'm in one now is because I stopped looking, lol. I stopped looking for someone who I thought would meet certain expectations and found someone who surpassed all of them.But that might be the trick ya know?Just get to know someone because you have a common interest and all that...

Him:That's what I've always done. I'm just in the middle of nowhere right now, literally. Lol I'm just lonely. Will you send me a picture?

Me:-blink- Him:-wink-? Him:What does 'blink' mean? Him:...grumble. HIm:OK, well talk to me whenever you feel like. Me:I'm not sending you any pictures John, if you want that, look somewhere else. Him:Wtf? I didn't ask you for any pictures. I said howdy and you got mad.

Chat Conversation End 

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[bossbitchjacob]

When someone's talkin shit...

Smack the bitch up.