#bitebucket

[ouijoke]

one ouija only tells lies, the other ouija only tells the truth.

they are both the same ouija 

good luck

[ouijoke]

@bitebucket

I look at you whene'er you look at me; You see but I see not; no sight have I; I speak but have no voice; your voice is heard; My lips can only open uselessly.

Alas, a conscience.

Commendable. Right for the jugular! What a clever riddle. Thank you, Dev/Null. Let’s now talk about anything else. How’s your inbox?

[ouijoke]

4, 9, 20?

4. What’s their favourite activity on a rainy day?

Pinochle, poker, and an 18th century(ish) gambling card game called Pope Julius. If nobody is around to play cards with them, they’ll probably spend that time on the phone talking to people they like. (Their art-form hobby isn’t a timekiller, they have to be in the mood to do it.)

9. A song they like? (or a band, or a type of music)

Nonsense Is Serious Business - Paniq

20. What was their Halloween costume last year?

Probably a sexy skeleton, honestly.