#biterage

[hellrager]

WHOOPS!

Send 🚿 or ‘Whoops!’ to walk in on my muse in the shower!

Damien did, what Damien often did when he didn’t feel like doing school work, but couldn’t just go home either. He jacked off somewhere in school - out of spite and because it was fun. Funnily enough, he had managed to find a place where it probably wasn’t as bad as it was when he did it in the library. 

With the water running, the devil jerked himself properly. Or how he liked to call it ‘wrestling the dragon’. His tail was twitching as he watched himself grab a hold of the throbbing flesh between his claws. Of course he didn’t miss a beat to praise himself while he did.

    “Oh yeah ~ I know, its big. Hnnn!” 

Flames spurted from between his teeth as the water evaporated before it even hit his skin, simply from the sheer heat he was emanating. Growls and low groans falling from his lips with each flame being breathed out. He felt himself get closer and closer to his climax, tightening the grip on his dick - only to almost choke on his groan when he heard the ‘Whoops!’ echo through the empty shower room.

           !!?? 

The fire died down in smoke leaving his mouth, dick still in hand, back leaned against the shower wall. The demon stared at the werewolf, before annoyance began covering his features. Like a shadow falling onto them.

“YO! Can’t you see that I’m trying to get off here? Can’t a dude get some privacy in a public shower?” He rolled his eyes, then shrugged his shoulders and looked back down at his unfinished project. 

       “Eh whatever, I’m gonna finish anyway.” 

[best-wolf-boi]

“Gimme your lunch, Bro! I need it more than you do!”

“Bro! I’m bigger and stronger then you I need these calories more!” Almost cartoonishly, Scott shoves the rest of his food into his gaping maw. He tries too say something else but his words are dulled by the food in his mouth. A few crumbs fly out and hit Brad right in the face.

[wickedloverz]

@biterage

another day, another FUCKING fight at spooky high. a lot of shit like this happened, jak had noted. teenagers just couldn’t be normal. especially teenagers in their late tens and early twenties.

probably the most dangerous combo, though, were the WOLFPACK and BRAD. that could easily turn into a tornado of carnage -- noting that down as a potential band name, jak stood there in the corner, watching -- yep, brad and the wolfpack -- stare each other down with DAGGERS. not literal daggers, but they DID have their claws out.

and they were blocking his locker.

sighing, jak figured he may as WELL get involved for once. walking up casually, he waved to the wolfpack, before grabbing brad by the shoulder and quite literally JERKING him away with surprising strength.

❝ you’re welcome, BRADSKI. th’fuck you do this time to piss ‘em OFF ?? ❞

[howlkissed-archive]

                @biterage   / *   just take the GODDAMN NUGGETS.      ♡

❝ you’re no better than my brothers. BEGS for my food then runs off to go lick your own BALLS. ❞

[best-wolf-boi]

💋 (👀👀👀)

First Five to send a 💋 Get a Kiss 1/5

He gently brushes Brads hair out of his eyes, and kisses him right on the nose.

[wickedloverz]

Jak and Brad bb ;)

hi fucker. i love my boyfriend everybody

Shipping Meme / ACCEPTING.

JAK X BRAD – WE GOT KISSIN’ CHEMISTRY !! 

Who would be the big spoon/little spoon?Jak’s probably the little spoon, because he sure L O V E S cuddling up to Brad, and Brad likes shoving his dick up Jak’s ass, and hey, spooning means they can do that while they cuddle, right? They might swap roles, but generally they’re pretty happy with their set up. Especially because Brad’s chest tuft is soft and fluffy.

Who would wake up first?Jak, though let’s be real, neither of them wake up on time. Brad can just sleep through a volcanic eruption, and Jak usually has to wake him up with breakfast, which he always does without fail despite not being a morning person.

Do they have nicknames for each other?Jak calls Brad “Braddie” and a ton of other pet names he rarely uses more than once, and Brad calls him “Bro-babe”, but otherwise? Not really, they just go with the standard “babe” unless something happens to stick.

How do they apologize after an argument?Bold of you to think they argue about anything serious. Their main arguments are over incredibly stupid shit, and end in about 6-15 seconds because one cuddles the other after winning it. If it is a serious argument, though, they both probably use the gift tactic, though Jak is more wordy with his apologies while Brad is more blunt and to the point.

What would they be like as parents?EXTREMELY GAY AND SUPPORTIVE DADS. They love their son. They love their son so goddamn much and they’re both extremely over protective and affectionate to him and they basically coddle the kid to hell and back. He probably doesn’t learn to walk until like half a year late because they insist on carrying and piggybacking him around everywhere. He’s the most precious thing they have in their lives besides each other, and it shows in how they act towards him.

Who is more romantic?They’re both pretty romantic, but Jak is the one who goes all out. Brad tries, even if his ideas aren’t the greatest, but Jak is up until 6AM planning dates and figuring out how he’s gonna act and where the best spots for public sex without getting caught are. He has to know what they’re doing and how he’s gonna make the day perfect.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?Jak gets fucking footballs or boxing gloves from Brad, or other sports related stuff, or food. Jak also gets Brad food, as well as cute things like stuffed animals or plants he thought looked nice. On birthdays they don’t give each other lists of what they want and Brad steals cool punky stuff from stores and almost gets caught and/or sent to jail, while Jak makes Brad a ton of food and gets him whatever he thinks is cool at the time.

Who gets jealous easiest? Brad. Without question. He’s extremely possessive and loving of Jak, and the world’s gonna know that he and Jak are together. He gets aggressive towards anyone flirting with Jak, because that’s HIS boyfriend, dammit.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?They both get really excited for events, but Brad is the one who wants to go all out, with decorating the house in themed decorations to begging Jak to cook stuff, so he’s probably the one who gets more excited while Jak is content to just lay around with his time off.

Who is the most adventurous?Depends on the context, but overall Jak is more likely to try new things, whether it’s in bed or with types of food, while Brad sticks to what he knows – unless Jak is trying to convince him, then he’ll give it a shot.Who is the most protective?They’re both very, very protective of each other, but Brad will literally maim anyone who even considers hurting Jak. Jak will do unspeakable things to them if they try to hurt Brad, too, but Brad is definitely not one to give them a second chance.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?As kids, Jak was a lot more awkward and quiet and was a loner while Brad was very excitable instead of aggressive, so they would have had a relationship that was the polar inverse of what it is now, though they both would have done stupid kid things together and Jak would have probably fake-proposed to Brad at some point.

Who uses all the hot water?Both of them, but Jak wakes up first so he steals most of it.Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking? Brad. No question. He’d try, but the guy would burn water.Who initiates sexy times the most?Both of them, but leaning on Jak. The guy’s really horny and knows how to push Brad’s buttons in all the right ways.Who is more dominant?Brad, definitely, because Jak’s the type who just goes with the flow and is very much a service switch.What would they do if the other one was hurt?Worry like hell. Jak would worry like hell and stick with Brad, while Brad would go out and immediately destroy whoever hurt Jak, but Jak would do the same for Brad once he made sure he was okay. No one hurts them and survives.Who gives nose/forehead kisses?Both of them, but Brad’s a little more likely to lick than give kisses.What their biggest fight was/will be about:Both of them trying to convince each other that they’re safe and okay, and that they’re good enough. They don’t need to keep pushing themselves so hard when they have each other.

BONUS #1: Song to sum them up?Fuck Machi – JK. The Reason - Hoobastank.

BONUS #2: A head canon?Brad likes to cuddle and sniff Jak’s clothes when he isn’t in bed because they’re warm and smell like Jak, and Brad wants to be as close to them as possible.

BOTTOM LINE: Do I ship it?Yeah??? BItch>??

[best-wolf-boi]

🌋 (:3c)

Blurting Thoughts

“VERY LOUD! VERY MEAN! BUT STILL DESERVES A HUG, A BLANKET, AND A KISS ON THE CHEEK!!!!”

[half-reverse-wereray-archive]

Wanted to draw something cute with Ray and @biterage‘s Brad! Also made a version with shirtless Brad because I have low self-control. XD