What their biggest fight was/will be about, (Jak & Marloo <3 )
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JAK X MARLOO – BANANA HEARTBREAK !!
Who would be the big spoon/little spoon?Most people would think Marloo, but they swap a lot – however, Jak loves curling up into Marloo’s chest, so they typically don’t spoon. Rather, they half-spoon a lot, with one lying on their side. Which is typically what Jak does, curling up into Marloo’s chest.
Who would wake up first?Marloo, because Jak’s a lazy fuck who stays up all night unless Marloo really wants to cuddle. He’s incredibly diligent and probably has to wake Jak up with a lot of kisses and shaking, but it eventually works.
Do they have nicknames for each other?Jak calls Marloo “Mars”, because he’s all gooey on the inside like a mars bar and is sweet like chocolate, and Jak’s both a perv and cheesy. They’re still trying to find a nickname for Jak, but they’ll find one eventually.
How do they apologize after an argument?Cuddles and kisses and make up sex. No question, they don’t go without apologizing for long. The most either can manage being upset is like, half a day, unless the other really fucked up. Then it’s a day at most, before one of them is doing their best to get forgiveness. Which is usually both at the same time.
What would they be like as parents?God, they’d spoil the hell out of their kid(s). Marloo would be the slightly stricter, over protective dad who wants the best he can get for his kids and will work for it, while Jak is the cool, fun dad who takes them out on “adventures” and spares no expense for them. Jak is way more lax with parenting than Marloo is, but they both love their family to death and will do nothing but the best for them.
Who is more romantic?They’re both the romantic types, but Jak wins this round because he goes all out, and he sees it as almost a competition to try and one-up Marloo whenever he can with the cutesy stuff, and god, he’s just so in love that he does his best to try and plan everything out.
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?They love getting each other tiny little gifts, just stuff they notice in stores out of the corners of their eye. Still, Marloo has way too many baby cacti thanks to Jak, and he usually gets Jak weird stuff he isn’t sure he’ll like from thrift stores specifically, especially for his birthdays. Jak always loves them, meanwhile Jak’s best gift in his opinion was the fancy bar table he got Marloo, mostly because Jak took some mixology classes and can make him drinks.
Who gets jealous easiest? Jak, but he doesn’t show it beyond forced smiles. He doesn’t outright threaten the others or anything, but he sure as fuck dominates Mars in the bedroom and marks him with hickeys and the like like the petty fuck he can be.
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?Mars has this childish excitement, while Jak is surprisingly more of the adult who just wants to relax, but no, they have to have a better set up than Cindy down the lane because Mars isn’t losing to that bitch.
Who is the most adventurous?Jak, except in the bedroom. Then it’s Mars, ‘cause fuck is that boy kinky. Like, really kinky. The shit they’ve tried is even kinker than the RRW.Who is the most protective?They’re both protective, but Jak will literally shoot you if you hurt his monkey boyfriend in any way. The man would fight a seraph and win with the power of love without any fucking hesitation. Guy popped out of Dove’s damn pussy, most likely, with how defensive he is of Marloo.
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?I imagine they were both pretty quiet and shy, and ended up bonding by being the two “weird” kids in class who were the only ones willing to spend time hanging around with each other. Jak would have been the ideas guy, the big boss, and Mars was his loyal right hand man.
Who uses all the hot water?Marloo is considerate. Jak is not, but that’s because Mars has already showered.Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking? They’re both pretty good cooks, but Jak is the one who likes trying to show off while flambe-ing and ending up causing a minor fire.Who initiates sexy times the most?Marloo. While Jak has his own fair share of moments, Marloo is just so incredibly horny. Jak’s the one with the guts to jerk him off under a table in public, but when they’re by themselves Marloo wants to fuck NOW.Who is more dominant?It’s a toss up, but probably Jak once he gets the hang of the whole “sex” thing.What would they do if the other one was hurt?Marloo would care for Jak while simultaneously destroying people’s online presences, while Jak would stick with Marloo until he was better, and then cause him a world of worry by going on a massacre run.Who gives nose/forehead kisses?Both of them, but Jak is a nuzzler and won’t stop.What their biggest fight was/will be about:Probably over the fact that Jak feels like he doesn’t deserve Marloo, while Marloo’s trying to tell him he’s okay, and he’s enough, and everything is fine, but Jak just isn’t getting the damn message.
BONUS #1: Song to sum them up?Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon
BONUS #2: A head canon?They have a mini competition between themselves to find the best vegeterian dishes that Jak actually likes, because it’s hard for him to go from being such a carnivore to hardly at all.
BOTTOM LINE: Do I ship it?YEAH???? OFC????
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