#biteyourcrush

[sarcasmprodigy]

even though you don't post about it much anymore, i still think about juneprod/pepsicola 2 often :3

HIIII EVERYBODY!! DO NOT WORRY. SHE IS STILL IN MY HEAD ACROSS FANDOMS. This one's fer you (and me)

[royalreef]

@biteyourcrush @spkyscry

[tiredead-a]

he's frankly had enough. personals get the fuck away from this post thanks

[spkyscry-a]

@biteyourcrush​ replied: For the first time on this blog, Hope is concerned.

“And why. Might. That. Be, Hope Halko?”

[superbeaucoupdevisages]

@biteyourcrush​ replied: "FIRE WILL NEVER FUCK YOU AS GOOD AS I FUCK MIRANDA, SHITHEEL!" Aaravi has the megaphone, she is SHOUTING in it five feet away from Damien. Woe, Slayer be upon you.

    Gee, thanks. Now he can actually hear her nonsense. Not that he even wants to. Give him one second to just take the ear plugs out.

      “Aaravi...I COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT YOU AND MIRANDA’S SEX LIFE. NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT. NOW DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.” 

[chaosmultiverse-a]

@biteyourcrush​ It Is Time For The Siblings.

What that woman, the one whom claimed to be Aaravi’s wife had stuck in his head, that his sister had changed and had become married to a monster. That struck him as all very odd as hard to believe, so he’d take some advice he was given and just ask her himself.

As the front door to the apartment his sister had been calling home opened right away she’d be able to see him, he had turned the lights on and was leaning on a wall by a open window. He wasn’t armed nor did he seem hostile, he seemed in a rathe muted mood akin to when he was much younger and shyer.

“I didn’t realize that congrats were in order, from how I hear it, you’ve become married, to a monster no less.” It had been awhile since had seen her, it had been brief before, there was no chance to talk due to some nonsense involving some demon from Camp Spooky and he had had to depart quickly as it became clear tying to fight with Camp Spooky wasn’t gong well, so all that to say; it’d been a long time since they really talked.

Salil casually walked though the room, taking note of any pictures to be found about the place, trying to see just how much he had missed.

“Well, that is if what I heard is true, after all you must admit how odd a tale it sounds to belong to a Slayer.”

[authorelizabethhunter]

Actual feedback from early readers about Pearl Sky.

“Okay, but the bite marks in the smexy scenes don’t line up with the ones the hero is bragging about later. Let’s discuss.”

[fullcfphobias-a]

@biteyourcrush "YOU!" -VICKY IS APPROACHING AT HIGH SPEEDS!

@bolides OZ LOOK OUT

"Shit–"

"I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE."

@royalreef .............. Want to steal. That is the only way out of this. To form a ring of clothing thievery.

"UNLESS.."