#bitterbasilisk

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Shaula: I want the world to feel the crushing pain of isolation, just as I have for my entire life

Medusa: Isolation? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "alone"?

Shaula: Medusa, you ignorant slut

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Medusa: Shaula, may I tell you something?

Shaula: What is it, dearest sister?

Medusa: First of all, you have to be the most pathetic, reck-

Shaula: --AHAHA

Medusa: ...the most path-

Shaula: --AHA

Medusa: the mos-

Shaula: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Medusa: are yo-

Shaula: HEY

Medusa: -u even

Shaula: HEY

Medusa: listenin-

Shaula: HEY HEY HEY

Medusa: WHAT!?

Shaula: Shut up

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Shaula: Wow, it's really your birthday today?

Shaula: You know, I have /just/ the witch who can really liven this party up!

Shaula: They have some amazing streamers, I tell ya!

Shaula: Who is it? Well, let me get them for you!

Shaula: HEY MEDUSA!

Meddusa: ...what?

Shaula: It's someone's birthday and they could really use your streamers!

Medusa: They're called Vector Arrows you incompet-

Shaula: -AHAHAHAHA whatever Medusa keep telling yourself that. :)

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Medusa: Yes hello I am innocent nurse, how do you do?

Stein: Strange how you have such a knowledge of herbal medicine. Most nurses do not focus on such things.

Medusa: Yes I learned all the best in nurse school

Stein: And what's with the new snake posters all over the office?

Medusa: Snakes are natural nurse animals, yes.

Stein: And why is your hair tied like a noose? It's almost the inverted version of that Snake Witch's hair noose.

Medusa: Yes inverted nooses are the symbol of nurses yes

Stein: I see... So why is it that we have a Nurse Medusa who shares the same name with the Witch Medusa?

Medusa: *sweats*

Medusa: Yes hello I am innocent nurse, how do you do?

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Noah: With the Book of Eibon, I can collect anything I deem worthy

Noah: Anything that's worth being collected, will be collected

Noah: Artifacts, trinkets, powers, people... knowledge. It's all collectable.

Noah: And as an all powerful sorcerer, it will allow me to do... ANYTHING.

Shaula: Anything?

Noah: A N Y T H I N G

Shaula: ...but can it tell you why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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iaculxs 

-=♏=- Two kin walk into the same room; both are probably silently screaming. Both have an extensive knowledge on all things magic, and both know how to utilize it to make others' lives as miserable as humanly possible. Both have some sort of animal theme going, though one is the reptilian equivalent of a worm, and the other is a desert-swelling arthropod of death and destruction. Essentially, both are Gorgon sisters. "Dearest sister, if anything, mind control is the most useful form of magic out there."

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Has this been done yet?

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Kidd: D-dad I think I'm sick...

Lord Death: Hello sick, I'm Death!

Kidd: ...

Lord Death: Heh, you see, the joke has a double meaning, whe-

Kidd: NO I GET IT DAD