Vox cmon why pick someone you're already fucking when you have the option of literally anyone, including people that are impossible in other circumstances. If you were asked the same question, we all know you'd definitely have Alastor as one of your options.
"It's the principle of not even being fucking considered, alright? And it's not that crazy to say someone you're already sleeping with when the third person is someone new!"
"Oh? So why don't you share your picks with us, then?"
"..." *sigh* "Alastor and Lucifer..."














