GEORGE: I’m losing it Jerry. Losing it! I wake up, I need to pee, they’re in there. I go to brush my teeth at night, they’re in there. Surely there has to be some sort of moisture threshold one human can withstand in a day? Not to mention the water bill. Renting out the spare room was supposed to lower my expenses but good god, they’re bleeding me dry! And you know what the worst part is?
JERRY: I imagine you’re going to tell me.
GEORGE: I don’t see the appeal! Maybe if I understood I could let it slide. But shower sex? Who likes shower sex? It’s one of those things you ASPIRE to do, that you THINK you’ll enjoy. But then you try it, and meh. It’s the sexual version of horseback riding.
JERRY: Oh come on George, it’s about the romance. Haven’t you ever been in the shower with a woman? It’s sexy! It’s primal!
GEORGE: See, you have a completely backwards perspective on this whole thing. Showering is a utilitarian thing. You get in, you get clean, you get out. Sometimes you take an extra minute to stand and think, to ponder, sure. But sex? No place for sex.
JERRY: So that’s a no, then?
KRAMER enters wearing complete drag
KRAMER: You will not BELIEVE what happened to me at the public library today.
SEINFELD S14E07: THE SHOWER DOUBLE
