ugh... I'm overdue for a grooming
I remember when I could go for a grooming... back in the old days I was voted 'most luscious larva' in school. The worm with the perm. Oh yes I could turn heads back then. Now look at me... I can only spend my days lounging around, having to wait in dread until my bald spots grow bigger than me!
My nights I spend dreaming--of my fluff, of course... oh, look--I found a photo of me from the good old days. This was a candid you know. I always knew I could've been a model (you can see the talent here! You can't teach that) if not for those feckless, faithless parents of mine who forced me to 'graduate medical school with honours' and 'make something of myself'. There went my future I suppose. So yes, take yourself away from me now - like everyone else! - and go for that grooming... but remember! It could happen to you.














