Back today with more content, but this time? Propaganda, and @purpleleavesday's art. It's a crackship by all definitions, but... I'm strangely compelled. And apparently one of the few (if not the only) people to consider it, as far as a few quick searches go. Maybe Gumshoe is already popularly shipped with a prosecutor, and sure, maybe Blackquill is already popularly shipped with a detective, but consider: Blackshoe
Under the cut is @purpleleavesday's words (WHO AGAIN, IS THE ARTIST, I'm posting this with their permission) cause they already put it better than I could, and they're the first believer in my movement.
"So this. This isn't too serious lol. Puff and I figured that Simon wouldn't do much with his giant prosecutor salary after getting out of prison, he'd live in a tiny shitty apartment with a tiny shitty car and just. Accidently save tons of money.
Gumshoe probably also lives in a tiny shitty apartment, and well, that means they could be roommates. They could be roommates.
They both sleep on the floor of the bedroom in opposite corners. Maggey is part of the weird polycule (she's been dating gumshoe for a while) but she sleeps in the other bedroom in an actual bed. She deserves a girlfriend if her boyfriend has a boyfriend, so she's disaster prone girlfriends with Adrian. Just. Because. You know.
Blackquill is playing 3d chess figuring out how to get Gumshoe to like him and Gumshoe is playing checkers about it except he forgot how to play checkers. And his wingmen are Maya and Athena who are playing like. Scrabble. Trying to get them together. And they can't spell."