what is 'i don't know if i'll make it but watch how good i'll fake it'?
the biggest mistake of @soulburnings’s life, better known as ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY.
so why don’t we break this down and give you a crash course?
ZAYNE’S GUIDE TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY
a brief history:
Alternate University is a college au consisting primarily of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V and VRAINS cast
this all started when I went to Kasa and said “5 words: Manjoume and Yuuri being roommates”
this au originally started on @sctsunai ( Yuuri ) and @blackthvnder ( Manjoume )
it has since grown to include @pendulumrisen, @incantix, @soulburnings and @linkstorm ( with characters such as Yuuya, Yuugo, Yuuto, Dennis, Shun, Kaito, the Bracelet Girls, and most recently, Yusaku and Takeru )
there’s one more person coming…soon
it is tagged as “I don’t know if I’ll make it but watch how good I’ll fake it” on all of my blogs ( sctsunai, incantix, linkstorm ) and “Alternate University” on Kasa’s blogs ( blackthvnder, pendulumrisen, soulburnings )
Yuuri is the biggest piece of shit in this au
roommates:
Year 1
Yuuri and Manjoume
it’s a running joke that Yuuri’s always stealing Manjoume’s food
because he is
Yuuri is always antagonizing Manjoume somehow
Kaito and Yuugo
Kaito puts up with exactly none of Yuugo’s shit
Yuugo gets kicked out of their room…a lot
Yuuya and Edo
neither deserve this
Yuuya is a peace keeper
Dennis and Shun
fight as much as Kaito and Yuugo
Shun tries to kill Dennis at least once every other day
Takeru and Yusaku
sweet fire puppy and his reclusive hermit friend
Takeru apologizes for absolutely anything Yusaku does ever
the whole dorm thinks they’re gay
Yuuto
has his own room
needs a fucking raise
nobody’s seen him in three weeks is he even still alive
Rin and Ruri
Rin is Yuugo control
Ruri is Shun/Kaito/Yuuto control
Ruri cooks food for Takeru and Yusaku
Yuzu and Serena
Yuzu just wants some time alone with Yuuya
but no
no, Yuuri had to decide he’s Yuuya’s priority
Year 2
Yuuri and Manjoume
Manjoume moved out for Year 2
Yuuri didn’t like that and got him evicted from his apartment
Manjoume can never escape
Kaito and Shun
they argue a lot
when Shun’s mad, he puts stuff on the top shelf where Kaito can’t reach it
everyone thinks they’re dating
Rin and Yuugo
Yuugo was assigned to Kaito again originally
Rin shuffled roommates around so Yuugo’d stay alive
Yuuya and Edo
still do not deserve this
Yuuya is eternally suffering
Dennis
idk if he’s even alive by this point
Takeru and Yusaku
still rooming together
still probably gay
Yusaku never leaves the room so no one realizes he lives there except Yuuya
Yuuto
still blissfully living alone
still done with life
Ruri
got her own room like a Queen
feels the need to…mother her friends
Yusaku hasn’t forgiven her for The Talk
Yuzu and Serena
still amazing
Ryoken
new addition to the dorm.
transferred from another university when he discovered Yusaku attended this one
probably a stalker
Notable Incidents within the verse:
The Cake Incident
Yuuri bakes Manjoume a cake for his birthday. A carrot cake disguised as a red velvet cake.
Manjoume hates carrots and never trusts Yuuri again.
The Carrot Incident
Yuuri decides to replace all of the food he’s eaten with carrots.
Manjoume finds his cereal box full of diced carrots and marches down to Yuuri’s class just to chuck the box at his face.
“This was full yesterday!”
The Knife Incident
Manjoume complains a lot. Yuuri has a lot of spare keys.
Yuuri ‘leaves’ his main key behind and Manjoume locks him out of their room.
Yuuri gets in with a spare key, gets some fake blood and makes himself out to be a bloody murderer before going to Manjoume’s room and waking him up with the image of some stranger holding a giant kitchen knife, covered in blood.
Manjoume screams like a girl.
Yuuri whispers “don’t ever lock me out again” and goes to take a shower.
The Pizza Incident Part 1
Manjoume orders a pizza, assuming it’ll arrive by the time he gets home.
He arrives home to only one slice of his pizza left.
Manjoume bitches at Yuuri for eating his pizza.
Yuuri plots revenge.
The Pizza Incident Part 2
Manjoume tries to order a pizza again for when he gets home.
He arrives home to no pizza.
There is only a single piece of pepperoni left in the box.
The Pizza Incident Part 3
The dorm has a homemade pizza night.
Yuuri puts carrot shavings in the shredded cheese.
Manjoume does not realize it until it’s too late.
The Hole
Soulburner has a scarf hole. Playmaker is curious.
Soulburner freaks out when Playmaker jams a finger in the hole for curiosity’s sake.
That means revenge…which leads Soulburner to shove three fingers in the little hole on the back of Playmaker’s belt.
The Talk
Not long after The Hole.
Ruri overhears a snippet of Yusaku and Takeru’s conversation about The Hole.
“You started it!”
“I put one finger in, you rammed THREE INSIDE ME!”
Ruri assumes they’re together and need a talk on safe intimacy.
Ruri accidentally starts a rumor about Yusaku and Takeru banging each other.
She buys them “The Guide to Safe BDSM” and several supplies.
Takeru and Yusaku never look at each other again.
tl;dr: this au is insane and I don’t know how Kasa is still friends with me.
