#bladderpost

[herevilleau]

okai, okai. i dont think public execution is needed. but! i do agree with the general message of that, which is something along the lines of: "bladder, yu are not the best person". i dont mean to cause a problem, but based on the information I've collected, yu are! not a very good sibling. specifically towards baldi. "forgetting" to call her yur sister, lying about going to the park with her when really that was just susan, and even she herself confirmed that yu are not the greatest sibling. especially when it comes to just simply accepting her. thats all i have to say for now. sorry to bother yu once again

Bladder:

Listen, we did go to the park together! Her memory just isn't so great. I'm doing my best, and I always have been!

[herevilleau]

hi bladder. do yu remember any fond memories with baldi? what's yur favorite with her? or, if easier, least favorite?

Bladder:

Well, of course I do! I used to love our little trips to the park...

And why would least favorite be easier? What sort of sibling do you take me for?

[herevilleau]

hi me again. i couldnt help but notice (with the help of cool lake guy <- my friend) that Bladder said "little sibling", reffering to Badsum, but not "little siblings", which would refer to both Baldi and Badsum. Can i ask why Baldi and Bladder's relationship is so tense? For any of the three, but specifically Baldi because I enjoy her the most

Bladder:

Oh, no, no, I meant Baldi when I said that. Badsum doesn't work here, they work on HVAC stuff.

And our relationship isn't "tense" really. It's all in good fun!

[herevilleau]

bladder have you tried practicing talking about baldi in the mirror? like very clearly calling her your sister and using she/her every line. maybe ingraining it into your memory like that could help.

you can blame it on your memory as much as you’d like but after three years that excuse isn’t working anymore. either you find a way to cope with it or confront any biases you may possess.

Bladder:

I think it's about time we put a stop to this conversation, don't you? It's getting awfully personal, and look, you've been bothering poor Baldi about it!

[herevilleau]

bladder how do we help you remember to call baldi your sister? and to not mis- or degender her. it sounds like you’ve been forgetting for a while and before i act on any assumptions of ill-will i’d like to try giving you the benefit of the doubt.

but 3 years, presumably, is a while so you’re on thin ice.

Bladder:

I don't need any help with that, I've got it all managed. My memory's just a little slippery is all! I'm glad you're so worried about her, she needs that sort of thing. Or, uh, maybe not "needs", but... You get what I'm trying to say, right? I'm glad you're looking out for my little sister.

[herevilleau]

im calling you a chud, you chud. bladder more like chud! haha! anyways you should improve on yourself. do it instead of constantly deflecting stuff because you cant face that you were in the wrong without trying to make an excuse for yourself, to make yourself feel like you are in the right. BECAUSE YOU ARENT!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!! EVEN IF YOUR MEMORY IS ASS ITS BEEN THREE WHOLE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bladder:

I said we were done here. This is the last one I'm responding to.

[herevilleau]

bladder how about you try to improve on yourself instead of trying to make us feel bad about holding you accountable you chud

Bladder:

What? What are you calling me??

[herevilleau]

public execution for bladder. please

Bladder:

Woah! What! Hey, that's totally unfair!