#blade chronicles

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The Two “Canon” Things I Ignore With All My Heart

Melia loves Shulk

Quiet loves Venom

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Actually, scratch that

Melia, and Fiora/Melia/Sharla

that’s what kept my interest

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i hate to be That Person but, fucking hell, blade was a glorified running simulator with so much potential and absolutely no follow-through

Melia was, like, the only reason I managed to sit through the whole behemoth i s2g, and even THEN, the whole game seemed to like, punish her for existing

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christ, I hate to sound bitter, but how the hell did we go from a game fronted by an f/f couple with numerous other Gays backing them up, to whatever the hell xenoblade’s compulsory heterosexuality was

Like Blade starts off super gay and somewhere around the halfway point it’s like we all panicked and had to force the entire crew into het ships with a lowkey air of sexism hanging around like why did this have to happen

AT LEAST XENOCROSS HAS REMEDIED THIS ISSUE.

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um excuse me, the Nopon are mascot characters done right. please consider your noponist views before you compare loveable balls of joy like Tatsu and Rikki to fucking Chu Chu.

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Nopon and Chu-Chu are one and the same

Mascot Characters

Dirty, filthy, mascot characters.

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I’m pretty convinced that Nopon are the Xenoblade/XBX physical manifestation of satan 

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Yes, Raiden's hair is comparable to Sharla's boobs.

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