#bladeofunity

[thevoidinthemoon]

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Dear What’s Your Face,

I’m afraid you aren’t very memorable… Was it Zork? Ziddle? Marianna? I forget. Sorry, but unless you were an integral part of the Greil Mercenaries you were no more than a face and hair that would be moved about like a chess piece when in battle for my strategy plans. Just be glad I didn’t use you as a “distraction” for the enemy.

- Soren

[bladeofunity]

I dare you to go to battle with another member, wearing only a codpiece.

He stared, dumbfounded, at the object in his hands. Did they really want him to wear this. Zihark inhaled deeply; if he was going through with the dare, he needed all the raw courage he could summon.

Five minutes later, he was in his tent dressed—or rather un-dressed—for the challenge. Zihark lifted a sword from beside his clothes; he was going need this. Feeling highly exposed, he closed his eyes bracing himself for his first step out of the tent.

"Ashera, help me," he whispered. Instant regret: yes, that was exactly what he was feeling now.

[bladeofunity]

I DARE THEE TO GO ON A PANTY RAID.

Zihark stood for a moment, not sure how to go about with the dare. He would need a group of males to carry out this task, wouldn’t he? Panty raids are a group activity. It would not be a TRUE panty raid without the guy parade.

"Sorry, but unless you can find me a willing group of raiders, even a small one, I’m going to have to decline."

[bladeofunity]

How do you feel about bunny woman?

Zihark folded his arms. It was hard to form an opinion on something he’d never seen before, but the idea wasn’t too far fetched. Just a few years back he hadn’t even thought of the possibility of a wolf laguz tribe.

"I’ve never seen a rabbit laguz, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they existed. Who know’s what lives beyond the desert? As for how I would feel, I would probably be surprised! Do you think they enjoy carrots?"

[bladeofunity]

Truth: do you have a thing for tails and animal ears?

"Hm… Are you referring to Laguz? Yes, I am fond of the beast tribe. Their country is beautiful, and the Gallians are a strong people… though, if I’m being honest most are hard headed. Once their minds are made they won’t back down for anything!

"Have you met my Mordecai? He’s one of my closest friends. Big, blue, and gentle—he’s hard to miss."

[lady-of-the-blades-blog-blog]

"Mia, is that you? It's been a while since we last met! I see you're still as energetic as ever. Have you found that white-robed rival of yours yet?"

"Zihark! Still traveling Tellius? My rival? Nah, still looking for him. Have you seen anybody around here who fits the description? Come to think of it... your robes are looking pretty white... have you started riding horses...?"