the eighteen wheeler: starring maddy and sam
Maddy: guys the eighteen wheeler in front of me on the way home hit the tollbooth
Maddy: and he couldn't figure out how to get out
Maddy: I had to sit there for 20 minutes amidst screaming workers and police while this idiot could not manage to understand how to b a c k u p
Maddy: he kept trying to do a 45 degree angle pull out and pull back through, like one might with a ....small vehicle...and not a 70ft long trailer...that was across three lanes of traffic
BlakeLocked: oh my goodness.
Kap I. Warshawski: I was that eighteen wheeler ;-;
Maddy: oh god damn it sam
Kap I. Warshawski: I just thought
Kap I. Warshawski: I just thought I'd say hello
Maddy: no you didn't think
Kap I. Warshawski: But I-
Maddy: you hit the tollbooth sam goldberg
Maddy: now you can never pay what you owe
Kap I. Warshawski: What is it that I owe?
Kap I. Warshawski: But I can never pay it?
Kap I. Warshawski: I could easily make one right now
Kap I. Warshawski: I'm sorry
Kap I. Warshawski: ^ what was wrong with that?
Kap I. Warshawski: My eyes shed tears like a cascading waterfall at this very moment
Kap I. Warshawski: surely my apology is nothing but sincere
Maddy: tell it to the good people of Interstate 95
Kap I. Warshawski: DEAR ROAD
Kap I. Warshawski: LISTEN UP
Kap I. Warshawski: FUCK I'm sorry