#blames me

[queerwhohatesithere]

one day i’ll move out one day i’ll move out one day i’ll move out

[mirrordragonet]

That one scene in Parks in Rec when the coffee pot’s broken but as my family... always blaming me

My mom: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Everyone:

My brother: I did it, I broke it.

Mom: No, no you didn’t. Mary?

My sister: Don’t look at me, look at Abby.

Me: What? I didn’t break it.

My sister: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Me: [deadpan] Because it’s right in front of us, and it’s broken.

My OTHER sister: If it matters, probably not, Abby was the last one to use it.

Me: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

The first sister: Oh, really? What were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Me: I use the coffee cup for my aesthetic! Everyone knows that, MaRy!

Daniel: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sara.

Mom: No! Who broke it?

Dad: Abby has been awfully quiet…

Me: Really?1 Oh my god!

[everybody arguing]

My third and final sister, off to the side because she’s the youngest and can’t do anything wrong: [evil cackle] I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

[afeelingdeepinyoursoul]

My brother gets fucking irrationally angry over literally everything and i get told I’m the one with the attitude

okay