Feb 13, 2025
the thing about artie is he's only interesting to me when he's gay
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the thing about artie is he's only interesting to me when he's gay
Round 3 Part 16
Boys/Boyfriend
Brave
Sam : I’m not sure how it happened but Artie and I have been appointed co-chairs of the PTA.
Kurt : The parent teacher association?
Artie : Yu-yo!
Blaine : For parents and teachers?
Sam : Right!
Kurt : Of which you are neither.
Artie : You got it!
artie and blaine were CRAZYY for mashing up boys / boyfriend and choreographing those dorky little dance moves to go along with it. i hope they're extremely proud of it i'm obsessed
what if romantic!blartie hits more than romantic!blam,, what then???
Sam: I am your king, long may I reign!
Blaine: Well I didn’t vote for you!
Artie: You don’t vote for kings.
Blaine: Well how’d you become king then?
Sam: Artie of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Sam, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Blaine: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.