Tournament of Lokis 2026: Round 3
Pick a Loki...
Loki Link Loafeyson (cat)
Loki Laufeyson (Twilight of the Gods)
Propaganda:
Loki the cat:
I, @vlovann, and my partner @scarletsilverweaver, both humbly submit our son. Loki Link Loafeyson, Son of a Loaf. This cat, I heard heartbreakingly meowing in the stairwell of our apartment, from the below-ground floor. I perked my head and ears up, like those seagulls from Nemo, and promptly put my boots on, made for rescuing cats, apparently. Totally not for work with the non-slip soles; those are to make sure I don’t trip while carrying cats. When I went upstairs to the ground level, I see a lady shooing a cat, trying to walk in as if he owned the place. She did not know this cat, and did not want him. So I took him, because clearly, the street life did not choose him. So, I brought him downstairs, and at this point, my partner and I already had 3 cats. We did not need another, so I was willing to find a home for him. However, my partner was already outside our apartment door because I mentioned hearing a cat. They took one look at him, took him from me, and said something like, “awww look at him, he’s just a lil guy.” We brought him to our bathroom, with the set-up, as you do, to make sure he’d be separate from the other cats. Loki was a yelly lil baby and apparently liked to roll around in the litterbox. I know what’s wrong with it. Ain’t got no grass in it. (Literally, put some grass in the litterbox when taking in strays, it helps associate where to go.) Up to now, we have found out some things that make us suspicious about who we’ve taken into our…chaotic abode. This orange will lick his lips hungrily at candle flame. He will kick out the other cats from “the gay house” which you will see him in, in pictures. He seems to be smart enough to get himself into trouble, but not…out of trouble, and we often have to come to his aid. He can’t sit normally, just like the one of us who regularly loafs, Scarlet a.k.a loafey. Farbauti is I, I guess, and is genderbent in this universe. He feuds with Hades, who is also genderbent in this universe. I’m not quite sure what happened there. He thinks he’s a mushroom that can break down plastic, suggesting he might be able to shapeshift into fungi (but he might actually just have Pica). Our Loki seems to be called to Scandinavian metal and will appear thusly, out of nowhere, should he hear those vibrations in the air. His favorite toys consist of, a hand braided dress tie, of which the dress is no more, and a mini, plastic fishing line with a toy crab at the end, which you can functionally cast (from “Five” Below). Truly, we believe sometimes, that the spirit of Loki may occasionally possess the vessel of our beloved Orange, if not, then we have taken in the god Loki in cat form, or maybe, orange cats are the mostly sons of the god Loki and nobody wrote it down, those blasted scribes. Almost like the myth of falcon Loki and Geirröðr, Skáldskparmál, but we treat him vastly better than he did. Rest assured that our Loki has free reign of our apartment and has many a box and paper bag that he willingly pounces himself into. Here is the post with the photos of this lil guy: https://www.tumblr.com/vlovann/818094419228213248/photos-of-our-nominee-for-the-tournament-of-lokis
Twilight of the Gods:
Loki (Twilight of the Gods)
Loki Laufeyson is the villainous tritagonist in Twilight of the Gods. Based on the character of the same name from Norse mythology, Loki was
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He has a weird homoerotic vibe with Sigrid's man. He just wants to be a good father and is trying his best. He just wants to save his children. He will help you if his goals align with yours, but he has no qualms killing or fucking others over otherwise.
