As predicted, I couldn’t find a pen with your name on it in Hawaii. So I googled ‘Xyla pen’ and it said “Did you mean xylophone?” and I figured it was the next best thing. Merry belated Christmas, Xylophone!
- the best fake boyfriend, Aloysius
You’re truly the best fake boyfriend I could have ever asked for! Thank you so much, Al. I’m sure my neighbours will get a kick out of me playing it at the crack of dawn, or even better, in the middle of the night!












