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“is it possible to be in love with twenty five people all at once?”

tina belcher quotes | accepting

      “yes. it happens to me every time i watch snl.”

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[ warner is so dumb look @ elle even mark knows it smh ]

if mark could actually fight, he’d fight warner bc he’s dumb af

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mark watney is drunk | accepting

      cambridge isn’t exactly his speed. it’s different from the mesh of nerds and plant-loving hippies whom he calls classmates back in chicago. there’s something about harvard ( he’s only here because a highschool friend of his got in and had asked him to come three or four times already ) that feels uneasy. mark suspects it’s the atmosphere -- you get into harvard because you’re really intelligent. university of chicago is good, but getting into harvard is a completely different thing. he didn’t apply here, so he can never really complain can he. and the only good things about the trip so far have been meeting his friend ( and partying -- by that he means geeking out -- like they did in highschool ) and meeting this girl named elle woods. 

      mark’s off campus and it’s two days before he leaves to go back to his home state and he finds himself in a bar. it’s populated with students of every kind and as he takes yet another swig of his third? fourth? fifth? beer, he turns to no one in particular. “man, i met this girl here.” he starts, placing his beer on the counter -- it’s going to leave a mark. “she’s smart and she’s pretty and she told me her boyfriend broke up with her. the guy must be blind or really stupid.” mark comments, expression on his face indicative of the conviction with which he utters the words. “and you know, if i weren’t going back to chicago in two days, i would have hit on her. she even called me cute. but i think she’s still into her dumbass ex-boyfriend. oh well, another one to add to to the ‘mark watney could have been that girl’s boyfriend’ collection.”

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