#bleeped out

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For the record, the new game announcement has inspired me to finally, years late, try and finish the yandere series. It’s been so long I’m not sure if I’ve still got the voice of the series down, but I hope to give it some closure. It was my first attempt at a smutty series and really fun to write

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I think if you want to drive them crazy, you have to overstimulate Barbatos and deny Diavolo.

Barbatos has far too much patience for denial to really hit him - you’ll get a reaction for sure, but he knows he’ll get what he wants eventually, and the anticipation is simply part of the thrill. Overstimulation, though? Making his thighs shake and breath heave and eyes tear up from constant pleasure? He’s so used to giving, being on the receiving end breaks him down real fast.

Meanwhile Diavolo is spoiled by his own admission. Everything he’s ever wanted has been provided for him almost before he could want it (aside from maybe genuine emotional connection). Diavolo is a glutton for attention and the stamina of a Demon Prince makes really overstimulating him hard. But hearing “no” over and over? Maybe even wearing a little something that stops him from even getting properly hard? Give it an hour before he’s “subtly” humping the furniture.

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Guys... it's done

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Obey Me Boys and Sex Toys

Mammon

Gets scammed by all the ridiculous, over-the-top ads for stupidly expensive sex toys.

Half of them give out after like 20 minutes and never work again.

Some are very good though!

Unfortunately Mammon keeps forgetting to charge them, so they’re not all that useful when he’s feeling horny…

He’ll basically buy and try anything.

Has a draw for them but honestly most likely to leave one lying out in the open.

Levi

He’s discerning.

He has a decent selection but prioritises theme and quality over quantity.

Tends towards the more esoteric designs - tentacles, knots, all sorts of ridges and colours.

Has them hidden in a drawer with all his dirtier manga.

Levi would have a wider selection if he felt more confident in trying out new things.

Is meticulous about cleaning and charging them. He is always ready.

Beel

Has like, one fleshlight and one dildo.

Good about cleaning them. Neither of them need to be charged.

It’s not that he lacks any interest exactly, more that he uses them when horny and doesn’t think about sex toys when he’s not.

He would be willing to try different stuff! He just needs a bit of extra motivation.

Asmo

You know those inserts makeup influencers have for their drawers? Imagine that but for sex toys.

He has them organised. Size, function, colour, personal preference, he’s got it all covered. Also keeps them all clean.

He’s not exactly hiding them. Open up any of the drawers in Asmo’s room and it’s 50/50 whether you get accessories or vibrators.

Can give detailed reviews on each of them.

Experiments a lot and tries out different combinations.

Satan

A handful of favourites he knows he’ll use.

Satan doesn’t spend frivolously on these things, so they’re all highly rated from reliable companies.

He stores them well, but in the chaos of his room, he sometimes needs to search for what he wants.

He also has a gag, to make sure he can stay quiet during longer sessions - sometimes, he likes to plan a nice evening for himself.

Only adds to his collection if he feels something is missing. Very good with the upkeep of his toys.

Belphie

Literally anything that doesn’t require him to move.

Would get a fucking machine if he could get the energy to set it up.

As is, he has quite a few vibrators or vibrating fleshlights.

Belphie is decent about cleaning, but his laziness means storage is hit and miss. Especially since most of his toys require charging, sometimes he’ll forget to charge or forget to put them back in the box.

Most likely to use one for an extended period of time, if only because he fell asleep while using it.

Lucifer

Has them stored in a pocket dimension that can only be accessed through his magic.

Only owns a handful. He doesn’t have time to properly experiment.

Only uses them occasionally, so makes sure they’re all clean and charged for when he needs it.

Lucifer will only break them out when he really needs the release - if a quick jerk off still leaves him keyed up, that’s when he reaches for the toys.

Everything he owns is good quality, though he is occasionally prone to an impulse buy.

[demon-fucking-therapist]

Are you going to post the rest of the yandere series on AO3? The first 3 parts are on there

I got lazy and didn’t put the rest of them up 😭

I think I just need to sit down and transfer them on there. I’m aiming to get the series done by end of July, so I’ll probably start posting them as I go since I’ll be thinking about tags and things anyway

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someone needs to top Mephisto. and if Diavolo won’t do it…

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I am still working on yanbros I swear.

Satan might be getting two parts. The first part is more romantic and the second part is more fucked up. Because he deserves both 💚

At this point Belphie and Lucifer are getting one part each.

[demon-fucking-therapist]

It may take time, but I really want to finish the yandere bros series. At this time, the plan is:

Satan: 2 parts, first part not very yandere, second part a darker turn.

Belphie: one part, he was the hardest to plan for given. You know.

Lucifer: finale.

I have a general idea of what I want to do for each part. It’s writing it that is the problem.