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I look like this is that allowed..?

No- Not even a little bit. Everything about your hair and outfit is deemed a distraction by Better Living Industries' standards.

Please mute the tone of your hair, remove your anarchy patch, and other excess pins. Please change to a simpler shirt, mute the tone of your roller skates and coordinate the patterns and colours of your pants in a much less excessive manner.

Failure to do so will result in re-education.

Have a Better Day!

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Perhaps I have a work crush I think It's called. While I myself am not the most fond of relationships, he is rather nice looking.

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Hello Battery City resident! Are you interested in adopting something new and personal? You have come to the right place! Inquire Here or with @officialbetterlivingindustries

Appropriate Self-Expression Questions;

Asking if your style of dress or decor may be accepted, Wondering if you may wear a colour on a holiday, Inquiring on approved music and creation of such, Getting your marriage recognized by the City.

Inappropriate and Outlawed Questions (as of 20/07/2019):

If you may "jork it" to a killjoy, If you may leave the city, Permission to rub any condiment on anyone bald, Permission to forcefully make an individual bald

Have a better day and don't forget to smile!

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Can you please approve my heart shaped sunglasses, because:

They cannot be used as a weapon

They inspire smiles, which is the whole point of what we're doing here

Most importantly, they are cute and match my lipstick.

Thanks,

Tonya Kazanova, BLI Tailoring and Alterations Department

OF COURSE!!! They're very cute, you've got the go-ahead.

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I found out in the office yesterday that you can put the < and 3 together to make a heart.

Ooh, who taught you that?