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"Interns Gone Corporate" (2025) — Ep. 15

From frat boy to office liability.

Starring Trevor Hayes

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“Whatever Happened to Him?” (2012)

“…the internet still wonders.”

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“Sweet Consequences” (2023 to 2025)

“…fit once, stuffed forever.”

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“Recovery Calories” #2 (2025–2026)

“The athlete survived the hospital. BOOST supplied the calories. Monster Energy supplied the caffeine. His famous butt supplied the genetics. Everything else followed along for the ride.”

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“Nightfall Bulk” (2025) — Ep. 7

“…he went to sleep a lean stud. he woke up a flabby beefcake.”

“From tight stud to flabby beefcake. Beating the nightfall… one late-night brogurt.” @adriannovak.fit — 5’10”, 173 lb → 430 lb. “Lost in a state of ecstasy — a dream that carried into morning wood.”

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"Johnny Cake" #1 (2025–2026)

The athlete survived the hospital. The appetite survived too. His football scars remained as proof of the athlete he once was. The backside that earned him the nickname "Johnny Cake" somehow remained just as famous. One year later, the lean physique was gone, but the bakery was still open for business. Everything between those old football scars and that legendary butt grew far beyond expectations.

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Mass Monster Formula™ Ad (2025)

“…for advanced gainers only.”

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"Glute Upgrade" Ad #2 (2026)

"..results bigger than expected."