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"Interns Gone Corporate" (2025) — Ep. 15

From frat boy to office liability.

Starring Trevor Hayes

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Dakota James

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“Recovery Calories” #2 (2025–2026)

“The athlete survived the hospital. BOOST supplied the calories. Monster Energy supplied the caffeine. His famous butt supplied the genetics. Everything else followed along for the ride.”

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"Johnny Cake" #1 (2025–2026)

The athlete survived the hospital. The appetite survived too. His football scars remained as proof of the athlete he once was. The backside that earned him the nickname "Johnny Cake" somehow remained just as famous. One year later, the lean physique was gone, but the bakery was still open for business. Everything between those old football scars and that legendary butt grew far beyond expectations.

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"Glute Upgrade" Ad #2 (2026)

"..results bigger than expected."

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“Nightfall Bulk” (2025) — Ep. 7

“…he went to sleep a lean stud. he woke up a flabby beefcake.”

“From tight stud to flabby beefcake. Beating the nightfall… one late-night brogurt.” @adriannovak.fit — 5’10”, 173 lb → 430 lb. “Lost in a state of ecstasy — a dream that carried into morning wood.”

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Tan fades. Mass stays. Now available in "FAT TAN" —for serious bodybuilders!

FAT TAN - From 5'10", 185 Ib → 925 Ib

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MEN'S VITALITY — Absolute Sanctuary™ Ad #1 (2025)

“The Fitness Weight Resort™”

"At Men's Vitality, we believe recovery should be comfortable, nutritious, and satisfying. That's why our signature Vitality Programme combines luxury accommodation, unlimited dining, and appetite-positive wellness for guests seeking substantial results."