Does anyone else randomly remember stupid sh*t you’ve done while playing dnd and think ”I’m surprised that that situation didn’t escalate”?
Because I just remembered this one time my character slapped a jerk of a nobleman for insulting her father’s establishment (a nice little tavern) while four other nobility watched, along with a pretty large audiance.
Then to get out of trouble she used the ”i’m but an ignorant blind girl, and I’m terribly sorry for not realizing who you were, my lord” excuse and rolled high enough on a charisma check to convince everyone (except her friends and family, because they know her too well) that she had mistaken his voice for someone else.
In reality she didn’t give a flying f*ck about who the hell he thought he was, she just wanted to slap him in front of any and all onlookers for insulting her father.
She did get banned from the city he governed, but she didn’t care much about that.











