#blitzotalks

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Ugh…FUCK!

Stolas just scared the shit out of me.

I felt like I was gonna vomit from this stupid ass headache and when I headed into the bathroom he was RIGHT THERE!

How did I forget he was living with me? And why does it feel so…wrong? I fucking let him live here! He saved my life! I’m supposed to be happy to see him, right?

Satan, what is wrong with me?

I didn’t realize I kicked him out and locked myself in until I heard him yelling and knocking on the door. I can’t fucking think straight. I really hope Loonie doesn’t need the bathroom for a few hours.

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WHO TF WAS GONNA TELL ME STOLAS ESCAPED PRISON?! I WAS BUSY KILLING TEENAGERS!!

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I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

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I had another dream. I was back in that weird human show, stuck with a faceless audience. The words “Helluva Boss” keep popping up in almost every TV screen. All with my face on it. Everyone I knew came on stage, including myself, and they started performing. At first it was about I.M.P. My friends. Our bond. It was fucking awesome. But it all fell apart once Stolas dragged himself further into the picture. And it only got worse and worse.

I noticed the other me was tied gold chains that the TV’s didn’t show. A spotlight over me and Stolas. He tugged me closer as I kept resisting. Biting and scratching at the chains. He then kept calling me things I forgot he said. “My Impish little plaything” and “Blitzy” with that fancy book hanging over my head like a piece of meat. But on the screens, it showed us happy and in love. And no one seemed to react as all my friends drowned in darkness. Except for us.

I then woke up in cold sweat and a bleeding head. But the hole was more like a deep scar.

Fuck…what have I done?

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Christ on a stick, I feel like I just woke up from a nightmare. Not the usual bitchy ones, but a real fucked up one. Like that stupid ass Infestor demon drilled a new hole in my brain and started playing clips of me? And it all revolved around me and Stolas? Why am I acting so…Ew

Also what the fuck is Helluva Boss?

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What.

The.

Fuck.

Is happening right now?

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I blacked out for 7 straight hours.

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Okay. I think that ask guy might be onto something bc I keep trying to scrub off and patch this stupid head hole for a whole hour but it isn’t going away. There’s not even any blood and shit. Just a big gaping hole. I tried to look it up but all I’m getting is this thing called “Trepanation?”

I still don’t get why this has to do with Stolas. Or this “Helluva Boss” show that keeps flashing in my head. I would never do or say that shit! Whoever that Blitz is, it’s not ME! At least I’m real!

Satan, I wish Stolas would just shut the fuck up already. His voice is just making everything worse.