Founder of I.M.P. || No Arc

🐴A self aware RP blog where Blitz slowly realizes he’s a fictional character in a show and heavily critics it || 18+ owner || AU by @pleasantspark

[blitzocriticizes]

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WELCOME TO I.M.P.

This is an RP/Ask Blog based on a self-aware Helluva boss/Hazbin Hotel AU by @/pleasantspark where characters realize they’re in a fictional flawed show, download an app call “Hellblr”, and criticize it through posts and asks. All while going through “Arcs” that give them much needed character development and divert themselves from show canon. You’ll find more self-aware blogs like this, general info on AU, and how to join in the link below:

As people wonder why I did them? Well you can shoot an ask and I'll answer for now this is what the Self Aware AU is like. Everyone BUT Sto

Blog Lore

-Blitzø (red text = in character) is in his “Coping Arc”. Where he’s become aware that he’s a fictional character in a show and a victim of Stolas’s manipulation. He'll be finding ways to dissociate from this reality while trying to keep his business afloat with Stolas out of the picture. He’s seeing a hell physiatrist in the meantime.

-Blitzø is a bit ooc compared to the show's canon. He’ll still act like his usual vulgar self when responding to emails but will be more in tune with his season 1 flawed self. He's broken up with Stolas and kicked him out of his apartment.

-Self-aware characters are aware they’re in a show but not who their creator (Vivziepop) is. So, any asks involving her will not be answered directly or flat-out ignored. The blog owner (Hi) is 18+, has a job, and is on the spectrum so responses will be slow. But will be strict about outwardly inappropriate asks and media. Messages are also restricted. Please be mindful of this when contacting I.M.P.

Blitzo

Blitzo Buckzo Blitzo is quite tall for his species, and sports a harlequin-like aesthetic. He has red skin with white burn marks of various

Tags Info

Blitzocriticizes - catch all

Blitzotalks - Speaking out in character

Blitzolore - Where Blitz goes through events that progress an arc.

Blitzoart - Blog art/fanfic

Impemail - answer box

Impbreaktime - ((ooc: out of character))

🐴reblogs - reblogs. Ooc or not

helluvahazbinselfawareau - self aware AU traction

Helluva Boss Critical - Critical tag (used sparingly)

[blitzocriticizes]

((Ooc: Lol bye Y’all))

[sourcesfromthescales]

I am aware it's been a bit since I posted, but I wanted to share that today is my son, Ewan (@lamentedwaters)'s 17th birthday. Pretty much everyone that isn't Stol-ass, Verosika, Lucifer or even like them in any manner is not welcomed here.

I am aware it's been a bit since I posted, but I wanted to share that today is my son, Ewan (@lamentedwaters)'s 17th birthday. Pretty much everyone that isn't Stol-ass, Verosika, Lucifer or even like them in any manner is not welcomed here.

[angelcritizes-deactivated202510]

I have been told to bring out the cake!! I hope there's enough for everyone! Happy birthday, Ewan!

((OOC: I had so much fun designing and drawing the cake!!! It took me about 6 hours!))

[blitzocriticizes]

Should’ve added more horses but at least it tastes good.

((Ooc: That looks amazing, man.

[lamentedwaters2]

Yeah but then you’d have to eat your favourite animal and that wouldn’t be very nice would it?

[blitzocriticizes]

…It’s a fucking cake. I’ve eaten horse-shaped foods all the time. That’s the point. It’ll look cool!

[sourcesfromthescales]

I am aware it's been a bit since I posted, but I wanted to share that today is my son, Ewan (@lamentedwaters)'s 17th birthday. Pretty much everyone that isn't Stol-ass, Verosika, Lucifer or even like them in any manner is not welcomed here.

I am aware it's been a bit since I posted, but I wanted to share that today is my son, Ewan (@lamentedwaters)'s 17th birthday. Pretty much everyone that isn't Stol-ass, Verosika, Lucifer or even like them in any manner is not welcomed here.

[angelcritizes-deactivated202510]

I have been told to bring out the cake!! I hope there's enough for everyone! Happy birthday, Ewan!

((OOC: I had so much fun designing and drawing the cake!!! It took me about 6 hours!))

[blitzocriticizes]

Should’ve added more horses but at least it tastes good.

((Ooc: That looks amazing, man.

[blitzocriticizes]

Heads up, Verosika is awake now. And don’t you worry, I plan on killing that disgusting piece of shit succubus.

What the fuck? Why?

[lamentedwaters2]

….remember Angel?

She assaulted him at some point in the past.

Anyways… you’re welcome to my birthday party rn

[blitzocriticizes]

SHE WHAT?!

Oh why am I not fucking surprised she hasn’t changed? She did the same thing with Moxxie too. Shit, is Angel ok? Want me to help?

Oh and cool. It’s not black tie, is it? I haven’t cleaned the blood off my suits yet.

[blitzocriticizes]

Heads up, Verosika is awake now. And don’t you worry, I plan on killing that disgusting piece of shit succubus.

What the fuck? Why?

[blitzocriticizes]

How dare you try and go into this alone Blitz!

I know you ain't perfect but we are a team and I'm letting my best face this kinda threat alone.

-selfaware!Millie 🪓

GAH! FUCK! MILLIE!

Look, Millie, I’m sorry but I just didn’t want you guys to get hurt. Stolas has always been my problem so it just seemed right to take him out myself. Besides, Loona’s an adult now AND you and Moxxie have a kid on the way too! I just couldn’t risk your futures over my petty bullshit! I even left the crystal behind so you can work without me. You guys are the backbone of I.M.P. It’s not gonna die off while I’m gone aside from a few paperwork.

Please, Mille. Don’t make this any harder than it needs to be. I’m already too deep in this hole to crawl out of it now.

[blitzocriticizes]

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: Got turned around in I think Greed?

Agent 2: Dis place confusin…

[blitzocriticizes]

HEAD OVER TO PRIDE! I JUST SENT YOU MY LOCATION!

Also the sin of gluttony is coming. Dont melt your brains there. So HURRY THE FUCK UP

[angelcritizes-deactivated202510]

if there's anything I can do, please tell me. I just don't want to slow you guys down... With the state that I'm in right now.

[blitzocriticizes]

Bee is bringing some angelic weapons but I suppose you’re not well enough to shoot some fuckers heads off. Just supporting us and sending extra hands should be fine since we got a sin helping us out.

We’ll bring Stolas down, Angel. I promise. And if I have to lose a horn or two, so fucking be it.

[blitzocriticizes]

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: Got turned around in I think Greed?

Agent 2: Dis place confusin…

[blitzocriticizes]

HEAD OVER TO PRIDE! I JUST SENT YOU MY LOCATION!

Also the sin of gluttony is coming. Dont melt your brains there. So HURRY THE FUCK UP

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 2: Hell fuckin yeah

Agent 1:Let’s show that dimbass what us humans can really do!!

[blitzocriticizes]

Now you’re speaking my language!

If you got some human holy weapons, make sure to use them. And don’t die. I have no idea where you’ll be going if you croak here.

[blitzocriticizes]

Hey Blitz, got word you're going to deal with the twig bird with the help of Dhorks, mind if I tag along? I've got some words for him!

At this point, I’ll take all the help I can get. I’ll DM you the location and meet up in Pride. We’re gonna fuck this motherfucker up.

You got any angelic weapons too? I need all the fire power I need if I’m gonna kill that bird freak

[fantasycore-poodle]

I should have a couple still left from the old days, I'll be sure to bring them! And all of them of course.

I should have a couple still left from the old days, I'll be sure to bring them! And all of them of course.

[blitzocriticizes]

FUCK YEAH! LETS FRY UP THIS BIRD BITCH!

[blitzocriticizes]

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: Got turned around in I think Greed?

Agent 2: Dis place confusin…

[blitzocriticizes]

HEAD OVER TO PRIDE! I JUST SENT YOU MY LOCATION!

Also the sin of gluttony is coming. Dont melt your brains there. So HURRY THE FUCK UP

[blitzocriticizes]

Hey Blitz, got word you're going to deal with the twig bird with the help of Dhorks, mind if I tag along? I've got some words for him!

At this point, I’ll take all the help I can get. I’ll DM you the location and meet up in Pride. We’re gonna fuck this motherfucker up.

You got any angelic weapons too? I need all the fire power I need if I’m gonna kill that bird freak

[blitzocriticizes]

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

[lamentedwaters2]

It’s fine, I already asked them for help, they said yes.

[blitzocriticizes]

I know. I just need them to meet up with me.

Or I meet up with them idfk. I don’t care at this point.

[blitzocriticizes]

Fuck it. Imma just DM the location and hope they find me as I head over. I can’t wait any longer.

[blitzocriticizes]

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

[lamentedwaters2]

It’s fine, I already asked them for help, they said yes.

[blitzocriticizes]

I know. I just need them to meet up with me.

Or I meet up with them idfk. I don’t care at this point.

[blitzocriticizes]

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

[stolasstancizes]

It's fun to parade around small little weak playthings and use them to see fit, casting little love spells and even... *gasp* making them fall in love with me. Only a fool would ever believe I cared for people.

Not even her or her overlord husband, she's just something special. Angels go for a lot in Hell and I'd be willing to ship her off to some random person in a random ring who would PAY big money for her.

[blitzocriticizes]

YOU!

YOU DID THIS TO ME!

I SWEAR TO FUCK WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU’RE DONE! YOU HEAR ME?! DONE!!

I WASTED MY LIFE ON YOU AND YOU’RE GONNA PAY WITH YOURS!! I WONT LET YOU KEEP MANIPULATING PEOPLE LIKE YOU DID WITH ME! I FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU!

[stolasstancizes]

You wanna join the harem too Blitzy~ My little impish plaything~ 🥺🥺🥺

Oh whose kidding. You will. 🤭

[blitzocriticizes]

DONT YOU FUCKING CALL ME THAT, YOU FEATHERED ASSHOLE! I CANT BELIEVE I DOUBTED MYSELF INTO THINKING YOU WERE EVER ANY DIFFERENT FROM THOSE OTHER ROYAL FUCKS THAT TREAT US IMPS LIKE SHIT!!

WELL, GUESS WHAT? IM NOT YOUR LITTLE TOY ANYMORE! I’M MY OWN IMP NOW! AND IM COMING AFTER YOU! SO COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS!!

[stolasstancizes]

It's fun to parade around small little weak playthings and use them to see fit, casting little love spells and even... *gasp* making them fall in love with me. Only a fool would ever believe I cared for people.

Not even her or her overlord husband, she's just something special. Angels go for a lot in Hell and I'd be willing to ship her off to some random person in a random ring who would PAY big money for her.

[blitzocriticizes]

YOU!

YOU DID THIS TO ME!

I SWEAR TO FUCK WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU’RE DONE! YOU HEAR ME?! DONE!!

I WASTED MY LIFE ON YOU AND YOU’RE GONNA PAY WITH YOURS!! I WONT LET YOU KEEP MANIPULATING PEOPLE LIKE YOU DID WITH ME! I FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU!