#blizz yapping sim

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hi guys do we like my super awesome leer cosplay,,, collect my leers

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ew ew ew

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anyone (-> some people, not all people are like this please don't attack others for my opinions <-) who portrays ban hammer as nothing more than "momma's boy" or just exclusively calls him something along the lines of "biggiehammer/phathammer" will be obliterated by every willing patron in the bar anyone can participate

rant below,, please don't jump me for this

ok. ok. dude

every single time i only see ban hammer depicted as what i said above the cut part of me literally just dies,, yes, he may be a "momma's boy", it's heavily implied through his dialogue and overall relationship with windforce, but that is NOT the only relation he has,, he literally has dialogue with the other characters that reveals things about his personality and dynamics with others,, just as an example, his dialogue with scythe shows that he takes a lot of responsibility in his duties (even if he enjoys chasing criminals down), and despite him not really taking -> some <- things seriously (like his dialogue with hyperlaser, one of his responses to something hyperlaser says is quite seriously "Youch! Tough luck!" im not kidding).

im not even pulling an "old man yells at cloud" here this is literally the description of his personality on THE phighting wiki:

"Ban Hammer is, by all accounts, an egotistical and extroverted inphernal who loves showing off his superior abilities to others. He deems himself better than everyone else, and won't let anyone forget it. He has a particular enjoyment for the "thrill" of chasing after criminals and locking them up, revelling in the despair they feel when he corners them for good. He prefers this sort of "hands-on" work as opposed to the administrative tasks that come with running a prison.

Despite his boisterous nature, Ban Hammer prefers to keep to himself, and doesn't have many inphernals he can consider a friend."

if that doesn't explain ANYTHING i don't know what will

with the "biggiehammer" part dude im so sorry but people are so much more than just their appearance and/or weight cmon man

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if ANYONE happened to know me before 2025 im genuinely so sorry for your loss dude what was i on

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srry for not being as active lol

anyway the model is done and its my avatar now 🤑🤑🤑

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collect my seals

hi do you want this one

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ban hammer will be thrown across my room in upwards of 5 months,, itll be the new gamemode,,, collect my gamemodes of doom,,

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what do you all know about flying beagle 👀