Captain America vs Spiderman: A Blizzowana Argument
"You're wrong. Spiderman can easily web the fuck out of Captain America, you dumbass!" Lizz stands up, eyes leveling Rowena.
Blaine all but grabs Rowena as she was about to lunge at Lizz, "You don't know anything, stupid!" She tries to break free from Blaine's grasp. "Let me go, Blainers! This bitch deserves to be taken down!"
Blaine flinches as Rowena trashes against him, "Take is easy, Claire, no need to get violent."
"Yeah, Rowmeana, be like Captain America, who isn't violent cause he's boring and doesn't even do anything."
Blaine puts Rowena down almost carelessly and took a step forward to Lizz, "You take that back!" Blaine's eyes narrow at her friend.
Rowena is by Blaine's side in a flash, the duo ready to beat Lizz up, if necessary.
"You're all wrong anyway. Iron Man can kick both of their asses easily." Sebastian appears from the kitchen holding a bowl of popcorn.
"Nobody asked you!" The three yells at him simultaneously.
"Lizz is dumb, Captain America is obviously the best." Dowa comes down from the stairs, her hair a mess, and stands beside Blaine and Rowena. "You fuckers woke me up." Dowa mumbles crankily.
"It's three in the afternoon." Lizz says as she rolls her eyes.
"Well, at least, I did more in my sleep than Spiderman did for his country," Dowa snarks back.
"Peter Parker is a hero!"
"So is Captain America!"
"He was a lab rat!"
"You're a lab rat!"
"Your mom is!"
"Don't bring my mother into this!"
"Shut your mouth!"
"You shut it!"
"You suck!"
"My ass!"
Sebastian stuffs his mouth with popcorn as he watches the four go at it with each other in front of him. This is way better than watching a movie like they had planned.