blondebiotic for the ship meme
Who was the one to propose: Garrus,
Who stressed more over wedding planning: Hillary.
Who decorated the house: Hillary.
Who does the cooking: Hillary, Garrus only knows how to make pancakes and that's it.
Who is more organized: Both.
Who initiates bedroom fun: Probably neither, or Hillary. But mostly they're too Nerdy to even catch on to things.
Who suggested kids first: Garrus.
Who’s more dominant: Garrus.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. Well Garrus spoons the hell out of Hillary.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Chess.
Who comes home drunk at 3am: Both.
Who kills the spiders: Their guns.
Who falls asleep first: Garrus.
A head canon: Whenever Garrus takes a selfie Hillary photo-bombs him.
Their relationship summed up in a gif:
Do they have any “rituals”? Not really.
Who is louder? Neither, well Garrus just talks a lot during the "do".
Who is more experimental? Neither.
Who takes more risks? Hillary.
Do they fuck or make love? They'd rather stay up all night playing board games before ending up having sleepy sex.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Garrus, Hillary is too much of a prude.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Joker.
Who comes first? Garrus is a gentleman, Hillary does of course!
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Garrus truly enjoys pleasing Hillary, and he really enjoys pleasuring his partner orally. So let's just say he prefers to do it, AND he's good.
Who is more submissive? Hillary isn't exactly submissive but she isn't dominant either so... Neither.
Who usually initiates things? Hillary.
Who is more sensitive? Hillarrryy.
Who has the most patience? Hillary.
Which kinks do they share? Doge memes right before they get down to their underwear.