Nov 21, 2015
@blondmanager
“What?”
“I can stand wherever I want, I’m trying to see, dumbass.”
Of course the logical way to see over the heights of this absurd city was to stand on a table outside of some cafe. He did whatever the hell he wanted, but he wasn’t about to put up with people telling him to get down.
“It’s you bastards’ faults for being so goddamn fucking tall.”
What, were humans bred to be tall in this city?
Seeing enough to satisfy his curiosity and desire to cause others grief, he’d hop down from the table, neatly landing on some poor blond woman’s foot, grinding his heel down to keep balance.
“Oh, soooo sorry there.”