#blondnwitty

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          This just in: @blondnwitty is a chameleon.                                                Pass it on.

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[ text ]: that's code for u were having sex with him, isn't it? [ text ]: good luck telling maryse--

[ text: Jace] It may be it may not be 

{ Text: Jace] why do you think i learnt how to hide things ;)

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[ text ]: iz. we had blood in the fridge for him! did u not check b4 he bit you?!

[text: jace] I was slightly…indisposed so i could not Check.  

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[ Text ]: bite marks? wait---HE BIT YOU?! i'm going to kill that rat-boy..

[ Text: Jace] He was going to die if he did not do something about it Jace… 

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[ text ]: and i didn't burn her. thank raziel for those protective Runes.

[ Text: Jace ] you really should be thanking Raziel for such runes, not me because you are the one that got laid at least i know how to cover up bite marks 

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[ text ]: i did get laid for your information. in Edom.

[text: jace] About time your redhead gave it up well done bro

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(Text) How does it feel dating a guy who’s old enough to be your great grandfather? ( about Meliorn ) **AIRHORNS MFER**

[Text: Jace] at least i can get laid unlike some blonde that i know 

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[text]: was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ?? ( imagine jace and will getting drunk-- )

texts from last night: round 2 !

( text: jace ) i would love to tell you you imagined it( text: jace ) but there is very little i can remember from the night before( text: jace ) that does not, however, explain why i can't find my shoes