Sep 24, 2019
An excellent pajama option for Fergus purchase today in the name of Reyson and his constantly hungry doge squad
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An excellent pajama option for Fergus purchase today in the name of Reyson and his constantly hungry doge squad
Reyson totally wrote this about squad
Fergus: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Linus asked me once who the Beo Sword was named after and if Reyson was the son of Rey and now I dream of fighting him under the moonlight.
Linus: Are green weapons good against red
Fergus *taking his pants off as usual*: Linus you’re so fucking stupid
@galdrgraced @herousanimarum
♫ He wears short skirts, Linus wears no shirts, Reyson’s still judging all beorc from the bleachers ♫
HE LOVES THE SQUAD!!! But doesn't know what hearts that is. :/
And they love him
Squad dates squad dates–
@galdrgraced replied to your post “Fergus: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to...”
NOW DO IT THE OTHER WAY WITH FERGUS BEING THE DUMBASS
Linus: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Fergus asked me once if I eat dog food or if Reyson eats birdseed and now I dream of mating dancing with fighting him under the moonlight.
Fergus: Should I use my sword to fight all of Bossman’s enemy blues even though there’s a perfectly good Berserkhardt (and a dumbass axe dog who’s still in the doghouse :/) right there
Linus *doesn’t need to open his shirt because it’s already open*: Fergus you’re so fucking stupid
@herousanimarum @clericallis and also @galdrgraced since you were in the thread Linus said this in lol
LinuFergu and Fergus & Reyson
Squad meme
;3c
Linus ( @herousanimarum ) and Fergus:
Who is more affectionate? I mean…outwardly Fergus but he isn’t really being serious about it (yet)
Who gets the head pats more often? Both of them get pats from Reyson. But Fergus does give them to Linus more than the other way around lol.
Who gives the hugs & who gets the hugs? I don’t think headlocks count so probably Fergus initiates and Linus starts screaming
Who gives the nicknames & who wishes they would stop with nicknames? Both give nicknames, I’m not sure they really care about the name calling lmao (they’re like toddlers…)
Who’s more likely to say “yes dear” to the other? FERGUS
Who’s the “I told you so” friend? They are both terrible at foresight so neither lmao
Who’s the friend who’s name ends with “no”? Same as above…
Who’s the friend that always has the best advice? Ad…vice…from these two…
Who’s always invading the other’s personal space? Initially, Fergus, but later on it became both. Sure, it’s a challenge that you want to win Linus, suuuurreee.
Who tends to apologize first after an argument? They’re probably more likely to punch it out (at least at first) if they argue…
Who buys the better presents? Fergus gave Linus a knife chocolate that tastes like alcohol (and pasties but he still gave him the chocolate right???) so I’m gonna say him for now
Who forgets birthdays more often? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don’t think they’re really a big thing with these two
Nights in or adventures out? Adventures out, unless there’s some specific reason they wanna spend the night in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is there a secret handshake? You have to get harassed by Libra first and punch a wall to be allowed into the fold, it’s a requirement
You have one word to describe their relationship, what is it? Explosive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Reyson ( @galdrgraced ) and Fergus:
Who is more affectionate? Reyson brings him food and gives him head pats
Who gets the head pats more often? Fergus
Who gives the hugs & who gets the hugs? They’re not really at that stage lol
Who gives the nicknames & who wishes they would stop with nicknames? Fergus calls him things like ‘Boss’ and ‘Ironfist’ so I’m pretty sure Reyson’s fine with that lol
Who’s more likely to say “yes dear” to the other? Neither
Who’s the “I told you so” friend? The blondshells…having either foresight or hindsight…laughable…
Who’s the friend who’s name ends with “no”? Neither really but if Reyson says no to something then Fergus won’t really question it
Who’s the friend that always has the best advice? Again…advice…from these two…(besides Reyson telling him to eat lol)
Who’s always invading the other’s personal space? Neither, Fergus doesn’t touch Reyson and he doesn’t care if Reyson pats him because he has no personal space for his own self ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who tends to apologize first after an argument? I have no idea actually
Who buys the better presents? Idk about buying but (in Fergus’ mind) Reyson (thanks for the mayo Reyson :3)
Who forgets birthdays more often? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nights in or adventures out? Reyson doesn’t like night so I guess wherever has light lol
Is there a secret handshake? Punch a wall and/or Oliver
You have one word to describe their relationship, what is it? Chaotic