Mar 17, 2019
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he was supposed to be named after rumble but it was misspelled on his birth certificate 😔
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frenzbee adopt rubble
he was supposed to be named after rumble but it was misspelled on his birth certificate 😔
scorpflame and minimegs for the meme? <3
Minimegs
1. How did they meet? Well…. they technically met during the war, probably while Megatron was trying to kill Ultra Magnus on the battlefield. So, not a very romantic setting.
2. Big Spoon/Little Spoon? As I’ve said before, Megatron is the ladle to Minimus’s teaspoon. Though if they had a bed big enough, Megatron could probably mass displace to become smaller than Magnus, so they could switch places from time to time.
3. Who initiated the Conjunx ritus, and who finished it? I think Minimus initiated the ritus without even realizing it, with the Act of Intimacy. He probably performs it by being around Megatron in his irreducible form, and even more than that, allowing Megatron to touch him when he is his basest, most exposed self. Megatron finishes the ritus with the Act of Devotion. I’d expand on that but I think I might save it for a fic…
4. Which one purrs more? Both, but in different ways. Megatron rumbles more than anything, but when he’s really happy and relaxed, he’s just like a big cat. Minimus, being a turbofox, definitely purrs, though he gets kind of embarrassed when he realizes he’s doing it.
5. Who takes more engex, and how do they like it? Well, Megatron can’t get drunk, but Minimus is a total lightweight… I think Megatron would drink more, and he’d probably like the real fancy stuff. Just imagine him with a wineglass…
6. Who gets more paintjobs? Megatron. Sure, Minimus technically has several paintjobs, they’re suits. The irreducible Minimus hasn’t changed a single thing about his appearance for millions of years.
7. Who has a worst taste in color? This is a hard one.. If you’re an autobot, you’d probably say Megatron, cause he makes everything purple. Of course, you’d be totally wrong, because purple is a good fucking color.
8. During the war, are they in the same faction? If not, how does this affect their relationship? haha they were not. Man, this is 99% of the drama surrounding their relationship. Minimus feels ashamed for liking Megatron due to him being, y’know, Megatron, but whenever he reads “noted, with thanks,” he cannot help but fall in love with him more. Megatron doesn’t have any hang-ups over Mins being an autobot, and he’s always respected Ultra Magnus.
9. Do they sleep cuddled together, or side-by-side? oh you BET THEY CUDDLE!!!!! Megatron radiates heat, so if Minimus is cold at night he’ll roll over and cling to him in his sleep.
10. What do they do after the war? (if they met during the war) Well, their whole romance happened after the war..
11. Did anyone predict them getting together? Maybe Rodimus, but he didn’t so much predict it as fear it. Megatron already seduced one of his dads, why does he have to kiss his other one too?!
12. What makes them a good pairing? they’re fuckin… somft… beyond that, they have literally so much chemistry in the comics. Both of them are continuously exasperated and unbalanced by the antics of the LL’s crew, but they find stability in each other. Minimus feels appreciated and respected by Megatron, something almost no one else has done for him. He clearly values Megatron’s words, and canonically shared his poetry with Megatron. Also jro said minimegs real so I have proof
13. If they had (a) sparkling(s), what would they be like? TINEY….. SMALL BEBY…. so liddol…. Megatron would cry the first time he held her in his hands, and I mean full-on sobbing. I’ve actually thought about this a lot, and they’d have triplets. The firstborn is named Sonata (tank alt), the second Steadfast (turbofox alt), and the third Halftrack (nerf gun alt).
14. Random headcanon(s)? Megatron still has his crest from when he was a miner, and if he’s tired or anxious Minimus will stroke them until he falls asleep.
SCORPFLAME
1. How did they meet? I’m not sure if this was touched on in canon or not, but I think they met when they became cell neighbors.
2. Big Spoon/Little Spoon? The size difference... Scorponok’s obvs big spoon and Flame little spoon.
3. Who initiated the Conjunx ritus, and who finished it? I think Flame would inititate it, and Scorponok end it.
4. Which one purrs more? Probably Scorponok. I don’t think scorpions purr, but his voice is probably deep enough that he’s practically purring all the time.
5. Who takes more engex, and how do they like it? Flame, and he drinks it every time Scorponok won’t stop talking about mpreg
6. Who gets more paintjobs? uhh I think Scorponok cause Flame has like. Two appearances ever
7. Who has a worst taste in color? Scorponok
8. During the war, are they in the same faction? If not, how does this affect their relationship? They weren’t, but the fact that Flame was an autobot doesn’t really matter that much to either of them.
9. Do they sleep cuddled together, or side-by-side? Scorponok holds Flame in his big ol’ claws
10. What do they do after the war? (if they met during the war) try to make a baby
11. Did anyone predict them getting together? no one, literally no-fucking-one
12. What makes them a good pairing? weird scientist buddies...
13. If they had (a) sparkling(s), what would they be like? i mean they’ve got connie don’t they? (they’d have a bunch of teeny scorpion babies that cling to scorponok’s chest and snip at bots with their lil pincers)
14. Random headcanon(s)? hmm.... Scorponok clicks his pincers when he’s excited. It’s weirdly cute.
How do you feel about Scorponok?
He’s a brutal general who fancies himself a mad scientist. He hasn’t done shit. It took him getting crippled by Ultra Magnus to create technology that already exists. I think I heard he was messing around with biology, but I’m not impressed.
hey, where's your commission page?
I need to rework my prices a bit and better define what I will and won’t draw, so I’m working on that before my page is up again!
sandstorm and firestar meet.
Sandstorm had seen a lot of things during the war. But the Camien with the eye-drawing flame at the top of her head, walking into the bar with two other camiens - one teal, one purple - at her side, still managed to catch him off guard.
“Who’s that?” he grumbled, partially to himself, partially to anyone who could answer. He knew the two with her were part of the Lost Light’s crew, from various Wrecker correspondence.
“Her?” Blurr sounded a little distracted, as he cleaned a glass from behind his bar. He glanced upwards for a second, then back down. “I think she used to be part of Thunderclash’s crew. Firestar.”
Sandstorm brought his glass to his mouth, humming thoughtfully.
whos the blog who uploads the new episodes? i wanna get it for my friend asap since they missed it
http://madridista-again.tumblr.com/
might take them a little longer to upload it since the special was an hour long but yeah
why does franky have a ten pack
more abs=more space to store cola
hey,,,,,,,,, Worm