#bloodcountessbathory

[thedevilsruby]

Arlo with 🌌 and 📖 since he's your fav (I think?!)

You assume correct, dearest Countess!

🌌- Zodiac sign headcanon: For me, he would be a Capricorn (born in January, his birthstone is a Garnet) I like to think his unofficial birthday is January 12 (I dunno, it seems fitting for him)

📖- AU I’d like to see them in: An AU where he does become the leader of Valor. I've always been curious, would he be a kind, encouraging leader? Or would he be a tyrant of a leader who everyone hates? The possibilities are endless and I would love to see it.

[thedevilsruby]

Ruby: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Countess: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Jinx: More or less, I guess... KD: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Eve: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Luci: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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@bloodcountessbathory @whatsupwithjinx Anon KD, @gay4valor and @lucifiery-mortelle I put us all through the incorrect quotes generator for fun and this was my favorite lmao!

[thedevilsruby]

Kali: Well, remember when Cliff made a romantic dinner for me? Mara: Kali, he microwaved you a pizza.

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@bloodcountessbathory, this one seemed the funniest to me lmao I hope you like it!

[thedevilsruby]

Kali: And now for a gay update with Mara and Jules. Mara: Getting gayer. Kali: Thank you, Mara.

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@bloodcountessbathory I saw this quote and thought of Mara so fast lmao!

[thedevilsruby]

Mara: Did you take out Cliff as I requested? Kali: Cliff has been taken out, yes. Mara: You have my grat- Kali: It was a great restaurant. Kali: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. Kali: Cliff proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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@bloodcountessbathory does this fit or what?

[thedevilsruby]

Luci: Are we really going to let KD keep Jinx? Countess: We kept Ruby.

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@lucifiery-mortelle, @bloodcountessbathory, @whatsupwithjinx, and KD, well, this one wasn’t wrong, you all chose to keep me lmao.

[thedevilsruby]

Ruby: Is having a penis fun?

Countess: It has its ups and downs.

Jinx: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

KD: It’s a pain in the ass.

Luci: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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@whatsupwithjinx, @bloodcountessbathory, @lucifiery-mortelle, and KD, I did another one and this one made me grin like an idiot lmao

[thedevilsruby]

Luci: You're a loose cannon, Countess.

Countess: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Jinx: I think you play by your own rules.

KD: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Luci: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Countess: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Ruby is a loose cannon.

Ruby: *smashes a chair*

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@whatsupwithjinx, @bloodcountessbathory, @lucifiery-mortelle, and KD, I think this one was the most accurate, are we all in agreement?