I'm back on my blor-bros brainrot and I want to hear more original incest ships.
Bro/Bro, Dad/Son, Uncle/Nephew, anything is fair game!
Make it smutty, make it fluffy, make it silly! Let's share headcanons, story ideas, whatever you want, I want to know more about that sweet forbidden romance ^.^
Only thing I ask you is no underage, no grooming, no forced. Maybe your ship is tragic - and that's 100% valid! - but I'd like for this to be a more fun and lighter post, thank you for your understanding ^.^
Let's share and talk and if you have any questions about my ships, ask away :3
Take care, stay hydrated and remember to be awesome, see ya :3
I told you it was coming, more "blor-bros + the handsome, chill nurse they ended up adopting in their polycule" or, if you prefer, "dumb, dumber and dumbest".
Just a little premise: in this timeline of the events, Rex and Walt started dating while at the same time Rex and Mike also started a "secret" relationship, so at first it was just Rex dating bot of them without Mike and Walt dating each others, but in the end, through the sheer force of love and Rex "secret technique for people to get along" (patent pending) - which is just another way to say he let them fuck him mercilessly for hours on end - the two of them also started dating each other, with Rex happy that now his boyfriend gets along with his other boyfriend and now he has two studs to re-arrange his guts at the same time every night without fearing them becoming jealous or competitive.
It's a win-win situation!
So yeah, enjoy and have fun and witness the sheer chaos that this three bring once they are all together ^.^
*****
Tyler: What are you two getting Rex for his birthday?
Walt: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for one of your partners when he, and I quote, "already got everything I could've ever wanted when I got together with the two most beautiful men I know", so I'm not sure yet.
Mike: I'm getting Rex a divorce.
Rex, from the other room: Oh my God... I already told you I was sorry!
Mike: Sorry will not get me my pizza slice back!
Rex, still screaming from the other room: It was! Unlabelled!
Walt: On the other hand, couple therapy also sounds nice...
*****
*When they both started dating Rex but not yet each others *
Walt, awkwardly: Soooo... are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Mike: I'm a knife.
Rex, from across the room: He is the little spoon!
*****
Walt: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Rex: Okay, but in my defense, Mike bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Walt: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
*****
Rex: How's the sexiest person here~?
Walt: I don't know, how are you~?
Rex, flustered: I...
Mike, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
*****
Rex: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Mike: You were flirting with Walt.
Rex: So what? We are boyfriends!
Mike: You asked him if he was single.
Rex:...
Mike: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
Rex: Okay, but in my defense...
Mike: Then, later on, you did the exact same thing with me with the exact same result.
Rex: Okay! I get it! Jesus, why did I decided that dating my brother was a good idea...
Mike, smiling: Love you too, you big oaf.
*****
Walt: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Mike: It’s my turn to cuddle Rex.
Walt: I said: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
*****
Mike, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Walt: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Walt: Here you go.
Mike: ...
Walt: ...
Mike: Walter, what the f...?
Rex: Why am I here?
Walt: Mike asked me to bring him the hoe.
Rex: Ooooh, gotcha.
Rex, turns to Mike: Well, I am here, what do you need?
Mike:...
Mike: You know what the worst part is? I can't even be mad.
*****
Rex: You are exaggerating, Walt is not that mad at me. Remember when he made a romantic dinner for me yesterday?
Mike: Rex, he microwaved a pizza for you. And it was still half frozen.
Rex: Okay, fine, but what about two days ago, when I asked him to bring ma a cup of water from the kitchen?
Walt: You mean when he came back with a glass full of ice cubes and told you "now you wait"?
*****
Mike: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Rex: *raises hand*
Walt: *puts his hand down*
*****
Walt, answering the phone: What did Rex do this time?
Mike: More like WHO did Rex do this time?
*****
Walt: Rex, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Mike: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Rex: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Mike* How about a muffin on the house baby?
Mike, giggling: I’m pretty.
*****
Rex: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Mike, blushing: Okay.
Walt: It's fucking summer.
*****
Mike: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Rex: I’m “a couple of things”.
Walt: I’m “got distracted”.
*****
Rex: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Walt: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!
*later*
Rex: He was staring at my ass, wasn't he?
Mike, also staring at Rex's ass: Obviously.
*****
*Set before Walt and Mike agreed on both of them dating Rex*
Rex: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Mike: Why did you say that so vaguely? Walt and I are literally the only people you called in here.
*****
Rex, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Mike: I'm here, if instead you are looking for Walt, he is in the kitchen.
*****
Walt, texting from work: Rex got into a fight.
Mike: That’s bad.
Mike:...
Mike: Did he win?
*****
Rex, wearing silk pants: How does this look?
Walt: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Rex:...
Walt: No, wait, I didn't mean it like that...
Mike: We know what you meant.
*****
*When the three of them just started living together and Mike and Walt were not dating yet*
Mike: Hey, do you know the password to Walt’s computer?
Rex: Fuck you, Mike.
Mike: Hey!!
Rex: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouMike".
Mike: Oh.
Mike:...
Mike, tiping the password: No numbers? Not very safe.
