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Hello, beautiful people, the following is a list of all the post I made for a quick, easy search. of my stuff, since it's starting to get difficult to navigate them and some idea run the risk of being forgotten or misplaced.

I will not put here the links to the chapter updates nor my personal posts updates, only the story ideas and scenarios and the eventual shitposts.

If you think there is a better way for me to format this, please let me know, so it's more easy to navigate.

If you want to contact me or are curious about my social you can find me on the following:

My ao3 (the platform I use the most)

Gaydemon (currently used to repost my one shots and short collections)

My Bluesky (I'm slowly trying to use it more)

Discord: @/thatsmutaccount

My fandom/sfw account

Feel free to contact me on any of these or send me a DM, I'm always happy to chat, see ya, dudes ^.^

WARNING: Please remember that this is a nsfw blog, and that the posts I do might not be suitable for everyone's taste. If any of the things in here offends you or you find them triggering I kindly ask you to go away, thank you for your understanding, I wish you all a great day ^.^

#ao3 #ao3 writer #ao3 smut #gay #gay smut #smut #writing smut #original character smut #rex new life #logan the himbo #all my bullies #the crow and the jock #smut scenario #story idea #smut prompt #pinned post #others to be added

WERE-TRIPLETS INCORRECT QUOTES

**Comes out of nowhere after months of absence, looks around like a wary marmot, puts this here, goes back to his dungeon to try and write the next Logan the Himbo chapter**

#ao3 #ao3 writer #ao3 smut #gay #smut #gay smut #writing smut #original character smut #incorrect quotes #cw incest #brother/brother incest #twincest #fauxcest #stepdad/stepsons fauxcest #monsterfucker #monster smut #teratophillia

Do you think Rex watches the World Cup with his lovers? I keep thinking about how, after watching a match, Rex would want to get fucked by an entire soccer team.

Hey buddy! ^^

First of all thank you for the ask, it's really appreciated.

As for the ask itself: Rex is someone that likes sports, he is a bit of a jock and a bit of a himbo so it makes sense. He is also the local football/soccer team's cumdump stress relief sex toy good luck charm and he likes to watch the more important matches with his dad and mr. Hernandez (like it was shown in "Putting on a show") so for such an important event like the world cup he certainly would love to spend time watching the matches with other fans... While also fantasizing about the orgies he would have with all the hot players and such.

I need to make more "Rex gets gangbanged" stories or stories where the team is more involved now that I flashed out the team members a bit more.

In general I need to return writing, but I'm planning to make some new stories hopefully soon.

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If you want to read some more Rex getting fucked by an entire football team storues you can read "A true team player" or "How to keep a soccer team entertained" .

And if you like this chapters you can also take a look at "A (Horny) Halloween Tale: Voodoo Mayhem" if you want something a bit more spooky, or if you want more football team shenanigans without Rex involved, then take a look at the story "Break an ass" from my collection "When the cat's away".

Thank you again for the ask, if you want to know anything more about Rex or about my other OCs don't be afraid to ask ^^

And if you are someone that simply enjoy my content: I promise you I'm not giving up on any of my stories, soon there will hpefully be a life update, and hopefully I'll be able to write something that I find worth posting.

Thank you so much guys, have an awesome day ^^

#ao3 #ao3 writer #ao3 smut #gay #smut #gay smut #writing smut #original character smut #rex new life #Rex Brynn #when the cat's away #the football team (rex new life)#ask #anon ask

You know what's a trope I actually like quiet a lot but I don't really see around too much? Teen/young adult superhero that has a person that is both his secret identity main bully and his superhero persona number 1 fan, I mean the kind that will always stick by his side.

The main example is comic Earth-616 Flash Thompson with Spiderman. The guy is Peter Parker's main bully and antagonistic force during his highschool years and at the same time he always has Spiderman's back no matter what.

The dynamic is quiet fun, especially if the bully goes through a character arc that makes so him and the hero become best friends later on, even maybe going with an identity reveal. Imagine the potential this character dyanmic has.

It's a shame I already have "The villain is a himbo" or I would have loved to do something like that, maybe in the near future a story like this that will follow the hero and the bully through the years, going from enemies to sort of friends to actual friends and lovers? Let me know if this is something you would like and enhoy to see ^.^

thatsfwaccount

Yesterday I almost had Ismark - most of my players favorite NPC and my personal favorite CoS NPC - get killed by Strahd in front of my player's eyes

Or, in other news

Happy birthday to me (I have issues x.x)!

thatsmutaccount

Is it really your birthday if you don't kill at least one of your favorite characters?

#curse of strahd #cos #dnd #dungeon master #dungeons and dragons #dnd5e #curse of strahd npc #dnd npc #cos npc #ismark kolyanovich #cos ismark #ismark the lesser #strahd von zarovich #happy birthday to me #I almost kiled the characters I hyperfixate on the most on my birthday #completely umpropted #what does this say about me?#my curse of strahd #reblog

Hunkey and Twunkey silly adventures (smut crack story idea)

I'm sorry for the sudden and absolute word-vomit of ideas recently, it's most likely me being more relaxed and, as such, finally the ideas are flowing again, but at the same time I'm not having the free time necessary to actually sit down and write without any problem, so the creativity comes out this way.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this absolute fever dream of an idea for a smut collection that came to me.

the whole premise of this story is that we follow the two best friends that are known as Hunkey and Twunkey, who are, as you might very well suspect, a hunk and a twunk (not a twink, a twunk, I'm sorry, but I just can't write twinks to save my life unless they are like one-off characters x.x)

the whole collection will take a whole "children storybook adventures" vibe, with, of course, a smut twist

as usual, despite the children vibe, there will be none of the things I try to avoid in my stories, so no underage (all characters will be 18+), no rape/non-con, no gore, and so on and so forth, if you know me you know me

this is basically a smut parody of this kind of shows with adult characters doing adult things while still trying to mantain that feeling of magic and childhood wonders

the premise is that Hunkey and Twunkey are two - very much adult - "best friends" who live together and every day they go on different adventures in their silly world, all of which will see this two good looking and not that smart boys go in all kind of different shenanigans

just to be clear, despite this being of course an r18 story, I do not want for it to have dark humor or the classic "adult cartoon" vibe, instead being more happy go lucky and that everything will end up well kind of feeling

even the character they will meet will not try and take advantage of the two - except for maybe one character - and will be friendly and open to teach them new stuff

there will be recurring characters, from like a father figure that will help them, maybe a landlord, some of their friends and or family members, all of them in this silly/fairytale like setting, and all of them more than ready to have smutty sex and teach them smutty lessons

I'm thinking on having like 1 recurring villain, that will be more of a cartoon villain, and he will be the classic bully type that hears them wanting to do something and tries to take advantage of the situation. I was thinking of calling him Jockey, and he will be this buff, mean jock that every story will end up getting caught and suffer the consequences of his actions - usually by ending up getting fucked and cum-stuffed

I have no specific plans for them or any story ideas, and maybe they could become a staple after I'm done with most of my regular stories, like Rex new life and all of its spin-offs, I think it has potential to be really absurd and fun to write

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So, what do you guys think? Yay or Nay? Do Hunkey and Twunkey get your attention? What kind of story will you like this two to get into? I think a Halloween and Christmas special will for sure be fun to do with the two of them, and also a beach episode and such. Do you have any idea for side-characters that could be around too? Let me know and suggest any idea that come to you mind.

Thank you for listening to me talk about this new idea, and I hope that you liked it. Have a nice day guys and remember to stay safe, you are all awesome, see ya ^.^

REAL LIFE CHARACTER IN A VIDEOGAME SETTING (sorta Isekai?) (smut story idea)

This all began because I thought of the "very funny" and "very original" joke of DICK-TIONARY and I though "why didn't I saw this term being used in any gay porn games when it comes to the characters profiles?", and as such, as always, I follow through with the evergreen rule of "write what you want to read" and as such here I am.

Hope you guys enjoy ^.^

The main character is a simple, average dude, a bit of a nerd, quiet shy and with an easy crush, getting easily flustered especially when it comes to particularly hot guys

One day he finds in his usual old videogame store a game he never heard about, and he got isntantly attracted by the big burly dudes on the cover. It looked like just your average fantasy videogame, so, thinking nothing about it, he simply bought it

The moment he arrives in his appartment, in which he lives alone, he wants to play it, so he puts it on. The screen looked weird and it gave him a sense of uneasiness as he entered the usual characteristics, like his name, the stats distributions and such. Once he was done, he pushed the button to start the game and a bright light come out of the screen, blinding him, as the game finally begin

When the protagonist open his eyes he finds himself into the void, as the classic disembodied voice of the narrator tells him the general settings and how he is the protagonist of his own story, and that the game will change to adapt to his own tastes and desires. The protagonist can't remember his real name but only the avatar name he chose when he began playing, and he is also self-aware that this is a game. When in a panic he asks how he can go back, the Voice tells him he will help him to get through and that by completing the game he will be granted the access to go out of the game

When the protagonist opens his eyes up again, he sees he is in the classic meadows of a fanatasy settings, as he looks around before looking at himself and letting out a gasp, before trying to cover himself up and demanding explanation to the narrator. He is in fact looking like an average warrior, with an armor, a cape, a satchel and a sword at his side, the only problem is that said armor is quiet revealing, made out mainly of straps and disconnected pieces of armor that let most of his body exposed, including his ass and the very tight pouch on his dick, but not only. The Voice, in his head, reminds him that the game get aligned with his tastes, and since he bought the game mainly because of the buff guys on the covers, the protagonsit realized this became basically a r18 game that bases itself on porn logic for the most parts

The Voice gives him then the DICK-TIONARY, a magical book in which there are magically registered all of his progres and his encounters with friends and foes alike, and the more he gets to know them the more it fills out with also pictures of them. Protagonist blushes at this informations

The Voice then explains him a bit more how this new life works and how to properly access all his new powers and then sends the protagonist to the closest village where he would begin his adventure

While on the tracks, the protagonist meets some monsters and other low-level enemies, and, with the help of the Voice, he gets rid of them, but he soon realizes that he was right when he assumed this word is based on porn logic when he saw that there is also an arousal meter next to the life and mana one - only he can see them - and that the monsters try to arouse him to defeat him and the Voice explains him that, if he wants, he can arouse them with a certain set of skills he has and that he can develope to defeat the monsters and the enemies he finds and face. Protagonist is blushing way too much to do that and, as of now, he decides to go only with the violence method

Once at the village, he is ready to rest but he gets taken aback when he sees around him that most of the male villagers are really buff dudes and dilfs, all wearing basically nothing. As he gets friendly greeted by one of them, he gets asked if he is a traveler and gets sent to the nearest tavern. While he walks through the village he sees that a lot of the dudes are clearly flirting or casually touching each others, at one point he even sees in an alley, a dude giving a pec/blow-job to another one without any shame. Once inside the tavern even more beefy dudes can be seen, some of them getting really friendly with each others - sloppily making out, jerking each other's off, at one table a lot of guys are busy eating a big dude's beefy ass - , including the absolute dilf that is the tavern keeper. The protagonist asks if he can have a room and notices that the inn-keeper is currently busy getting a blowjob under the counter. Once the man is done, the dude comes out from under it and gets a beer, thanking him, traces of cum still on his face. Then the protagonist gets a room and finds out there are two methods of payment in this world for basically anything: just the money - which the protagonist got some from defeating the monsters on his way there - or by giving sexually explicit favors, which apparently it's something that can only be done by men to other men. The protagonist is a bit shy and says he only gets the room as it is and inn-keeper looks a bit disappointed as he casually says to him he would have loved to get his ass absolutely wrecked by the protagonist, making him blush and getting him hard

While in the village the protagonist starts to meet the people living there, getting acquainted with them and starting to know his powers and this new crazy word, getting bit by bit more comfortable with the logic in it. He also gets to know the basics like the fact that the male population is bigger than the female one, what kind of monsters exist in this world and also the existence of gods and such

Everything changes when a new face arrives in town, a big guy, hunky body, even less clothed than the already slutty villagers. It took just one look for the protagonist to get absolutely smitten and realize the dude is exactly his type. The DICK-TIONARY at his side starts to glow and he sees that a new objective appeared: "get to know the stranger"

A bit worried but more than ready to do so, the protagonist asks for two beers and then goes to the man at the table, and there he presents himself. Here we find the dude is not as terryfying as he looks but he is a total sweetheart (Author's note: you know I had to add a himbo, in this case a himbo-barbarianXP)

The himbo tells him his story: he is an adventurer, looking for a party to join to prove to his family he is worthy enough. Worthy of what? We don't know yet, we will find out the more the story progress. The protagonist knows what he has to do and tells the himbo that, if he wants to, the two of them can travel together, and the himbo gladly accepts, and, as a way to prove they are friends now, he will let the protagonist fuck him, telling him this is the way things are done in his tribe. And without even waiting for them to go to the room he climbs on the table and present him his ass. The protagonist can't resist the allure and begin fucking the guy in front of the rest of the tavern, that cheers him on. After the fuck the informations are added to the DICK-TIONARY, including a drawing of the himbo getting brutally fucked and enjoying every second of it

From then on, we follow the duo's adventure through this fantastic land, as the protagonist gets more comfortable with the logic and the more open system that rules here, even ending fucking some big boss monsters or using his himbo companion to arouse some others and using him to defeat them - aka: letting the himbo get gangfucked and filled with cum, him being more than willing to offer his ass and tits and mouth to any and all creatures

The mission will get from more mundane and regular one to a more intricate story that will bring them all around this misterious new world, as they found the destiny that awaits the protagonist and all the fun and surreal sex adventures he lives in

This adventure could be a chose your own adventure style, maybe with multilpe choices you, the readers, will chose on, and as for the rest of the party I'm more than happy to hear you out: who do you think could be a good addition to this dynamic duo? What kind of archetype and character would you like to see? And what monsters do you think they could encounter and what could be their unique abilities? I'm more than happy to hear what you guys might think ^^ And don't worry, beneath all this zanny action, there will also be time and place for more serious and open hearted scenes, as we delve deeper in all of this characters backstories and what moves them

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So? What do you guys think? Yay or Nay? This one could be really fun to do in the future, I'm also thinking for a specific way I could carry out this story, but we'll see, maybe soon I will do a bit of an announcment, but I need to get sure of a couple of things first and get back to writing my story regularly. That being said, I hope you liked this idea, and again I invite you to share your opinions and ideas on things I can add to make this story work out. Thank you so much for listening to my yaps as always, remember to be kind and to keep safe, you are all awesome, see ya ^.^

thatsmutaccount

Hi! I apologize in advance for my English—I'm doing my best, but I hope it's not a problem and that you can understand me!

I’ve been looking around a bit on this blog and the other SFW one, and from what I gather, you’re playing/DMing a CoS campaign??

How’s it going? Is it fun? Personally, I stopped playing due to a bunch of circumstances involving work and school, but I’m always curious to hear about other groups.

Actually, I don’t know if you’ve already answered this somewhere, or if there’s a master post somewhere; but maybe you could tell us a bit about the party you’re playing with—like what characters are in it and what classes they are (obviously, if that’s not a problem!). Where are you in the story? Have there been any particularly fun parts? Things like that.

Thanks in advance! Hope you have a nice day (or evening?) depending on when you read this message!!

Hello!

Don't worry, your english is fine, I can easily understand you without any problems ^^

Yes, I'm playing/DMing a CoS campaing, in fact is the first time I'm actually playing a full campaing period. I did some one shots here and there before, but this is my first, full fledged campaign, and I'm having tons of fun! And the first time I'm a Dm ever too! ^.^

As of February/March it's been more or less two years since we started and we are getting closer and closer to the end now.

Under the cut there will be a more in depth talk about the campaign and, because of this, there will be some spoilers from the Curse of Strahd DnD Campaign, so please be careful and don't spoil yourself ^.^

Also, the funny/insightful moments are so many that I have to make a part two of this post, I'm so sorry x.x

I plan on posting them as a repost just after thisn ask, there are so many moments and I can't find a good way to cut them, and if I leave them in the post will be way too long, sorry guys XP

With that being said, enjoy part 1 with all of the characters and some more direct info about the campaign ^.^

thatsmutaccount

Part 2 of The Curse of Strahd ask!

As promised, here is the part with all of the fun/interesting parts of my current CoS campaign. There have been quiet a bit yeah, in two years a lot of fun stuff have happened, both when playing and during the moments you prepare something.

Again, under the cut there are spilers for the CoS campaign, so be careful!

Also this post is long, be preapred. And I do mean long, I'm so sorry x,x

#ask #anon ask #sfw #sfw post #not nsfw #curse of strahd #cos #cos campaign #curse of strahd campaign #my curse of strahd #dnd #dnd 5e

Hi! I apologize in advance for my English—I'm doing my best, but I hope it's not a problem and that you can understand me!

I’ve been looking around a bit on this blog and the other SFW one, and from what I gather, you’re playing/DMing a CoS campaign??

How’s it going? Is it fun? Personally, I stopped playing due to a bunch of circumstances involving work and school, but I’m always curious to hear about other groups.

Thanks in advance! Hope you have a nice day (or evening?) depending on when you read this message!!

Hello!

Don't worry, your english is fine, I can easily understand you without any problems ^^

As of February/March it's been more or less two years since we started and we are getting closer and closer to the end now.

Also, the funny/insightful moments are so many that I have to make a part two of this post, I'm so sorry x.x

I plan on posting them as a repost just after thisn ask, there are so many moments and I can't find a good way to cut them, and if I leave them in the post will be way too long, sorry guys XP

With that being said, enjoy part 1 with all of the characters and some more direct info about the campaign ^.^

#ask #anon ask #sfw #sfw post #not nsfw #curse of strahd #cos #cos campaign #curse of strahd campaign #my curse of strahd #dnd #dnd 5e

APEX PREDATOR (Story idea)

Hello, hi, how are you guys doing?

So, it's been a while. Things are still quiet hectic and I have a lot on my mind, but I'm slowly trying to get back to writing and try to have something done.

While trying to get by and find the right way to find a blance with writing and the mess that is my life right now, an idea came to my mind for a story, one that I would like one day to do but, as of now, I rather have as simply a post on Tumblr.

Let me know what you think about it as always ^^

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Bobby is the pinnacle of masculinity: bronze skin, beefy pecs, perfect abs, square face, muscle arms, tree-trunk legs, bouncy ass, jet-black hairs cut short, a stubble, rich brown eyes hidden behind a pair od sunglasses and a devilish smile

He looks like the stereotypical straight guy, the wet dream of every single woman, but the truth is that he is the true definition of a bossy dom bottom

He likes to go around and seduce guys, if married or straight even better, loving to suck their dicks and have them eat his big ass before having them fuck his willing hole and drop their hot loads inside him, or on him

Guys always think they hit the jackpot in meeting such a cock-hungry muscle bottom bitch, but the truth is they are never in control when they fuck, Bobby is

He lets them believe they are in charge when they face-fuck him, spank him or degrade him calling him a 'slut' and a 'cumhungry whore', but when they think they are done and they are ready to rest after having fucked the man, that's when his dom bottom nature comes out, and Bobby use his body and strength to keep them in place, keeping on riding them and use their dick as if they were his personal dildos, using them and making it clear they will not be leaving until he is completely satisfied and they are milked dry

His favorite haunting ground is the beach, but not only, and he could be found basically everywhere, looking for his next prey to get fucked by and use, be it the park, the mall, the gym or even just walking around the streets, he is always ready to open his mouth and his ass and receive the next load of delicious man-milk

He soon became a legend, and a lot of tops want to have the chance to break this guy and turn him into their personal submissive slut and hole, but there is nothing Bobby loves more than breaking cocky guys using his bouncy cheecks and expert mouth

He is easily recognizable by the fact that he has a tramp-stamp, a tattoo just above his ass, with the words 'Apex Predator' on it. He loves to flaunt it around to make people know he means businness

The story I have in mind will be set all on a beach, at the beginning of the first sunny days, when the weather starts getting warm but schools are still running, so there aren't really any families around and more than going to the beach to have a swim people come to get a tan

Bobby will be there, waiting, laying on his stomach, his ass perfectly highlighted by his tiny and tight speedo that shows each cheeks with details, showcasing the goods and his tattoo, waiting for his next vicitim to fall into his trap

During the story a lot of people will get close and ask for his time: a couple of students skipping school to enjoy the sunny day; a gymbro asking about his gains and what kind of protein he uses; an old acquaintance who loves being a service top for the stud; a stressed married straight father that took the day to himself and can't resist the allure from Bobby's perfect ass; the lifeguard, who did not want any trouble from the skimpy clothed man; the guy from the beach bar, clearly interested but too shy to approach him; and even one of the tops that knowing Bobby's fame wants a turn trying to break the stud, only to find himself as Bobby's new toy

The day will end with a satisfied Bobby putting his things away and ready to go back home, wearing still his speedo and a hawain shirt left open to showcase his tits and abs, but as he is going home a police car stops by, probably wanting to ask question about the improper way he is dressed, as Bobby simply smiles, as he thinks he has a bit of space for a couple more loads up his hungry man-pussy and down his awaiting mouth

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So, what do you guys say? Yay or Nay? Let me know what do you think and if you have any ideas to expand this concept further.

Thank you as always and for sticking by despite everything, keep an eye out for any and all news that might come your way. Remeber to be awesome, see ya ^^

WRITING UPDATE

Hey guys, what's up? Long time no see, I think it's best for me to give you all an update in regards to my writing situation.

First of all: I feel much better. Thank you all for being so worried and for the kind messages, things have toned down now, there are still moments that can get overwhelming but I'm not into my head too much anymore. I started writing some stuff for fun and in private and some sfw things to get back into the flow and now I think I'm slowly going back on track.

Speaking of writing: I want to conclude or go back on some of my still ongoing projects. My priority, as of now, are Rex new life, Logan the himbo, the Rex/Mike Kinktober and the Scottish twins.

Apart from that I'm also working on making some One Shots and stories for something that maybe will come up in the future.

It's still rough going back to writing, especially trying to carve out a moment to actually sit down and be able to put something down on "paper"- mainly because my pc is getting more and more difficult to work with because of how old it is, but hopefully soon I'll be able to buy a new one to work with.

I planned the new Rex chapter and hopefully I'll be able to work out something for Logan before his birthday/annyversary and put myself to finish those few twins chapters left. The objectives in order are. finishing the twins - that are only a few more chapters -, then the kinktober - that has a set amount of chapters -, then Rex - since we are nearing the ending of Rex new life, which does not mean that Rex will be done, mind you - which will leave us with only Logan. Once this are done maybe I could start new projects, including a couple some friends asked me/suggested to me, and you know who you guys are XP

So yeah, a lot to do, but hopefully soon I'll be able to push something out in a more consistent way. Wish me luck.

Oh, and I also want to go back to Pictures worth, which will be first updated on my Bluesky and then on ao3. For other projects like All my bullies or The villain is a himbo, they will be done later. I'm sorry guys, but I need to put myself some priorities, otherwise we'll be here in a limbo forever, and as much as I love both this projects I made, I need to work on the things that in my head have a set end goal.

Thank you guys so much for bearing with me, keep your eyes out for any news, because if I get back on my feet enough a big one is coming that might change things up quiet a lot here, and please remember that I care about you, I love you all and that you are all great and I'm proud of each and every one of you. Thank you for being awesome, see ya guys <3 ^.^

#ao3 #ao3 writer #writing smut #original character smut #update #author's update #my post #rex new life #logan the himbo #rex/mike kinktober #the scottish twins #all my bullies #the villain is a himbo #thank you for keeping up with me and for your patience #I hope everything will go well and that project I'm working on will be up and running soon #I'm both nervous and excited about it #hopefully you guys won't be disappointed #remember to be awesome guys ^^

TOP 10 HOTTEST POKE-MEN

Since the Birch post blew out I decided I could try and do a list of my personal Top 10 hottest Poke-Men, and if you'd like I would love to see you try your hand at it too ^^

Here are the few rules/guidelines I come up with if you want to play along:

This is a list about Poke-Men, so it will be only about sexiest male characters

Only adults, no children. This rules automatically excludes most/all rivals, since they are all the same age range as the protagonist, and the protagonists themselves, since based on canonical age they are all underage

Related to point number 2, there are a few characters with debatable age ranges (Kiawe and the rest of the trial captains, N, Clemont, etc) if that's the case I say it's up to the single person making the list if they think they want to add them in or not. Blue and Red are considered adults, but only if they are the USUM designs

This is about specific trainers with personal arts, not about trainer classes. So you can't add things like the hikers, blackblets, roughnecks, grunts etc, only being able to add characters that are "relevant" to the plot. The evil team admins count as relevant

You can have up to 5 honorable mentions, no more. If you want you can add less then 5 or none

Anime exclusive characters can be added, it's once again up to the single person if they want to add them or not. Same goes for spinoff games

Explain the position you gave your character and why is he one of your top 10s. You don't have to do this part, but I think it could be fun to see the different interpretation different people can have

Please, remember this is my opinion and it's all subjective. We can disagree and still be civil and still have some fun, I know I said some pretty controversial things here and there that would upset a lot of people XP

With this being said, let's talk hot poke-men ^^

By the way, I saw you talking about Professor Birch and I understand, he's quite hot and cute at the same time, but I'm curious. I remember that in the game (and manga), he's the father of the protagonist's rival, but would you prefer him as Brendan's father or May's? The male protagonist's father or the female protagonist's father? Brendan being Norman's son or Birch's? The protagonist's father or the rival/best friend's father? And if you've ever imagined a scene in the future, with an older Brendan catching Norman with Birch, have him ever had fantasies about them and then being seen, invited, and a threesome happening?

Hi!

So, this is kind of an interesting question, because it's something I first thought of myself when thinking if I should do a story with Birch.

What kind of relationship there is between him and Brendan, the male PC?

I read the manga - Ruby and Sapphire is also my favourite arc with my favourite protagonists btw, I highly recommend the Pokemon Adventures manga to those of you who didn't read it already - and because of that and a couple of other stuff I tend to mainly think about Norman as Brendan's fathers and Birch as a family friend. With that being said, the idea of Birch and Brendan being dad and son is also really hot and something that could be explored a lot more in my opinion, because it shakes a bit the status quo and it's not something I've seen a lot of people do. Yeah, dadson with Norman the dilf is fun, but dadson with bear dilf prof. Birch? That also sounds like a lo of fun.

I think he could work great as both, and there are two stories that could be told.

Brendand as the rival, so Birch's son: apart from the forbidden dadson romance appeal, the idea of the two living alone - maybe because the wife died or left them or tons of different other situation why there is only the two of them - with Brendan learning to be more indipendent because he wants to help his clumsy and dorky dad, who is trying his best, but that ends up being chased by Poochyenas and Zigzagoons basically every two days, him helping through all his crazy researches, getting closer and closer, also physically, camping together all around Hoenn, just the two of them sharing a tent and being really close, with Birch not realizing the situation he is putting the two of them through, until something happens when they are both adult that leads to their first time together and all that comes after that.

Brendan as the protagonist, so Norman's son: here I think the idea that could work is that of a now adult Brendan that is now the champion and that always had a crush on family friend prof. Birch, seeing in him the open and supportive father figure Norman never was, while also adding maybe Brendan that used to date May but the two didn't really work out - but they still stay stay friends after the breakup - and this made Brendan and prof. Birch become closer and closer together, until Brendan realizes his feelings and decides to go for it and confesses to Birch, with either Birch admiting he is feeling the same but felt ashamed for it and thus never confessed, or refusing his confession because of reasons like the age gap, the relationship their families have and May, but after that began to think about it until he realizes he fell in love with Brendan as well.

The idea of a Brendan x Birch x Norman it's a pretty hot idea and, not gonna lie, something similar did cross my mind. I think it would add a whole 'nother level, with Brendan being either's son. Because, let's be honest, the Ruby/Sapphire protag is the daddy issues protag, be it the male or female one, with Norman and all.

This ideas are all so hot and I think they could all work with the right escnarios and premises. As an answer to which one I see better Brendan as - so rival or protag, Birch or Norman's son - I think it really depends on what I want to focus more on the story, even though I admit I prefer much more the idea him being the son of the professor, because it's something we don't see too much of, and could make a lot of more interesting and original scenario.

And, before I leave, I just want to also put this more nsfw idea in the ring: divorced Norman that remarried Birch and the two of them live together with a very active sex life, and adult Brendan, that could be either's biological son, and that is also their occasional lover whenever he is back home and the three having hot threesome sex with each other.

Just some food for thoughts XP

Thank you for the question, please feel free to ask away whatever you'd like, see ya dudes ^^

Professor Sycamore is the hottest professor, Turo is the hottest professor, Kukui is the og hot professor in pokemon.

Wrong

Team Birch for life!!!!!

I mean: look at him

Look. At. Him.

He is so freaking cute!

And he Is also such a nerdy dork!

I need this man carnally.

The fact that I'm seriously taking into consideration and ask people to do a commision about Birch, be it fanart of fic, makes you understand a lot about my current brainrot for this (canonically) dilf.

Gimme hot Birch scenarios or headcanons please, I need to get over this shitty weeks and my writer block 🙏

#ao3 #ao3 writer #ao3 smut #gay #smut #gay smut #writing smut #pokemon #professor birch #birch Pokémon #he is such a cutie uwu #a friend suggested me an idea for a fic with him #and I'm highly taking it into consideration #Milo 4 life but Birch is a close second ngl

Sorry guys, I don't really have the energies or are in the right headspace to write smut right now.

I'm sorry, I hope to be able to go back on my projects soon, it had just been a couple of rough weeks and I'm not really feeling like writing. Maybe I'll also go silent here on Tumblr with new posts, who knows.

Sorry guys, hope you can understand.

- your pal, Smut

Pokemonshipping: a brief list of possible Pokemon x Pokemon scenarios (furry/anthro)

Hey guys ^.^

First of all I want to reassure you all that I'm doing fine and that I feel much better. It was probably a depressive episode after a couple of rough days, negative things piling up, until monday I hit the rock bottom and it all just came out. Now I am back on my feet and I want to try to go back and write something, or at least push some ideas out there.

I had this post in my drafts for a couple of weeks now, ever since that previous Passimian x Oranguru post I started to think on what possible Pokemon x Pokemon ship I could possibly have and I started putting down a list. Part of this is also inspired by you guys' suggestions, if you want you can suggest some more of them to me as well, be it characters or scenarios, and I'll try to think of a good dynamic or possible story you might like ^.^

Once again, this kind of stories are partially inspired by Zourik's amazing works and comics, and all those furry artist who say "screw the rules, I have furry ships". Some of this ideas can be both seen as sfw or nsfw based on what you might feel like, other are more openly nsfw, since this is what I tend to write here XP

Let me know what you think and if you'd like to see something else on this line in the future.

So, without further ado: here are some Pokemon x Pokemon ships.

Passimian x Oranguru (nerd x jock, age gap, strangers/acquaintances to lovers): I already talked about this idea in a previous post, but basically: young (college age/college graduate) jock Passimian meets closeted shy librarian Oranguru who just now feels comfortable enough to embrace his sexuality, but still struggles with confidence issues since he does not meet the standards for male beauty, Passimian is touched and helps him gain confidence and even score a date (maybe a hot diflf/gdilf Ursaluna?), but things between the two slowly start to go over the barriers of simple friendship;

Charizard x Venasaur x Blastoise (throuple/poly relationship; childhood friends) (half joking suggestion from a friend): Charizard gained fame pretty early in life and became cocky and way too confident, starting to act like a self-centered celebrity, uncaring of what he does or who he ends up hurting to satisfy his own desires and needs; when his notoriety slowly starts to fade and everyone begins to shift their attention towards the new, younger and more charismatic star (Pikachu), jealousy takes hold and he tries to sabotage him. This quickly backfires and Charizard loses everything. While his manager tries to make some damage control and rebuild his public image, he tells him to go somewhere where he can lay low and stay away from the press and, albeit reluctantly, Charizard goes back to his childhood town, in his parent's old house. Once there, he realizes he has no money (duh?) and "unfortunately" needs to find a job and he gets one at a local caffe. Unfortunately said caffe is owned by his old childhood friend, Venasaur, with whom he cut all ties once he became famous, and, even more unfortunately, one of the usual patrons is the last member of the old friend's trio, Blastoise. Can Charizard navigate his new life as a 'commoner' and survive retail service work? Or will his ego damage even this new relationship? Can Venasaur and Blastoise get through his thick skull and get their old childhood friend back?

Eevee x eeveelutions (incest, younger top, open relationship) (suggestion): Eevee once used to be a shy kid with 8 older brothers, content on being left on his own and admire his siblings from afar. But things have changed, and now that he is an adult and just graduated college, he returns home and his borthers start to notice how much more... bold and daring he got. Eevee always found his brothers hot and, now that he is a fullfledged adult, he is ready to finally spend some more quality bonding time with all his handsome sibilings, making sure they all know their little brother is not so little anymore;

Blaziken x Swampert (martial artist rivals, Blaziken one sided rivalry, sex bet) (suggestion): Blaziken had always considered himself the top dog of his gym, and with his impressive record and matches won in the various tournaments he participated in, he knows he has the ability to back up his claims. When a new guy, Swampert, show up at the gym, he is ready to challenge him and proove once again he is the best around... only for him to lose by a mile. From that moment on a one-sided rivalry becomes the only thing Blaziken cares about and constantly tries to one up his, self proclaimed, rival, while Swampert finds him endearing, not really having any animosity for the funny guy who keeps challenging him in absurd matches. When Blaziken finally gets hold of a Mega Stone and decides this is the right way to finally get back to the other, he ends up making a dumb, reckless bet, where the loser will be at complete disposal of the winner. What begins as a triumph for him, however, ends up ina complete failure, once he finds the truth: Swampert can also megaevolve, and was able to do so for years now. The result can be only one: total defeat for the way too cocky fire type. Once it's time for Swampert to claim his prize, poor Blaziken realizes that he might have bitten off more than what he could chew;

Incineroar x coach Urshifu (twinsihfu, accidental cheating, mistaken identity, threesome, muscle bottom) (character suggestion): Incineroar is happy with his life, being one of the most acclaimed wrestler and sport entertainer around, and his life has gotten even better ever since he began his relationship with his once trainer now boyfriend Urshifu, a stoic and serious dark type. When he went for a surprise visit to his house one day he sees him wearing only a pair of skin-tight boxer, giving him his back, and decides to show him some love. During that, he starts thinking there is something different about him, but he doesn't realize what it is until another person enters the room: his actual boyfriend. Who he had been making love with is Urshifu twin brother, a water type who looks only slightly different, who had been visiting him. What looks like the beginning of the end for poor Incineroar might actually be the beginning of the best day of his life, when the two twins become competitive and decide to use the wrestler as the judge of which one of them is actually the best lover;

Gallade x Obstagoon x Rillaboom (fan Gallade, band members Obstagoon e Rillaboom, threesome, straight to gay) (suggestion): Gallade had been really obsessed with one particular underground band ever since he first heard them play. >When he found out they were going to play in the nearby time, he planned to go see them with his girlfriends Gothitelle, but she broke up with him a couple of days prior, leaving him to go alone and sad - the tickets were already paid and costed a pretty penny -, without any of his friends able to come due to the short notice. He cheers up a bit but the sadness still lingers, but his luck turns around when he finds out he got actually recognized by an old friend of his, Medicham, that works there and offers him a tour backstage. Once there he meets the actual members of the band, Obstagoon, Rillaboom and the Toxtricity brothers. The group is friendly and they offer him to come to drink something with them and the rest of the team. Once out they start to drink and quickly Gallade tells them all his problems and how much of a fan he is of their music. Rillaboom and Obstagoon take simpathy in him and maybe something a bit more, and the night for this sad fan quickly turns into something much much more memorable;

Toxtricity bros (incest, missing moments from the above story): while Obstagoon and Rillaboom have fun with their new friends, we have a backstage look of the two Toxtricity brothers, that share an intimate moment in between one another and show that, behind closed doors, the deep bond they have it's a bit more... unconventional than what other might except. After all, when nobody is by your side, you can alwways count on your bro to have your back, am I right?;

Lucario x Noivern (adult streaming, porn stars, sex for money in a certain sense) (character suggestion): Lucario is a pretty popular guy, everyone sees him as this pinnacle of perfection, but it's not all what it seems. Lucario is, in fact, a pretty popular adult stremer for some well known site (Author's note: I'm accepting ideas for the name, as of now I have 'OnlyFur', 'OnlyPaws' or something like that XP) and he has an ever growing following. When a fellow adult content creator, Noivern, asks him for a collaboration, Lucario is more than ready to have a risky sexy performance with the dragon stud, shaking his tail for him and ready to give his fans a performance they'll never forget;

Greninja x Tropius (blowjobs, oral fixation, strangers to lovers) (chracter suggestion): Greninja is a pretty normal and unassuming guy, but he has one flaw: his constant oral fixation. No matter what it is, gum, candy, a straw, he needs to have something to chew or suck on constantly. This made so he developed a... fascination for one particular part of the male anatomy, making him the best head giver of town, always on the hunt for the biggest, juiciest cock around. When he accidentally see Tropius, one of the biggest and largest men around, he knows he has to get that dick. Will he be able to convince the other to relent? Or has the little frog bit of more than he can chew?

BONUS: Abomasnow x Eiscue (coach x player, age difference, older bottom, big bottom x small top): Eiscue it's a snowboarder with a lot of talent but that has problems handing stress, which results in him making some pretty bad mistakes when under pressure. Because of this, they give him as a coach and old snowboarding legend, Abomasnow, that despite his big and scary appearance can actually help the young athlete to get out of his shell and become the best around, and maybe something will develope between the two of them

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So yeah, I hope you enjoyed this ideas, suggest scenarios or characters or couples and I'll see about making another post talking about some other scenarios I might come up with.

Remember that you are all awesome, see ya ^.^

WARNING: Vent post!

This has nothing to do with my regular content it's just me letting out some steam

#vent post

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