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WARNING: Please remember that this is a nsfw blog, and that the posts I do might not be suitable for everyone's taste. If any of the things in here offends you or you find them triggering I kindly ask you to go away, thank you for your understanding, I wish you all a great day ^.^
Rex new life related posts
The post that started the Rex/Mike brainrot | Rex/Mike prompts pt 1 | Rex/Mike prompts pt 2 (fluff) | Rex Monsterfucker story ideas | Rex/Mike Scenario 1 | Rex/Mike Scenario 2 | Rex/Mike AU Fic (Tumblr Exclusive) | "Hey Rex, nice top" post | Walt and Rex ask | Favourite Rex ship Poll | Ranking Rex's characters as boyfriends | Rex's character reaction to "Honey, I'm pregnant" (semi-serious) | Rex/Mike/Walt throuple post | Rex/Mike/Walt incorrect quotes | Happy 2nd birthday Rex Brynn |
Logan the Himbo related posts
Logan the himbo Requests ruleset | Logan headcanon | Let's build a himbo! |
All my bullies' stories post
Mentions of follow up for the dads | How Daniel came out (shitpost) | The poll that started the 'quickies' series |
Cumdump champion Leon (Pokemon SwSh) | Bottom Himbo Milo (pokemon swsh) | Adult Ryuji x Kamoshida (Persona 5) | Jock Passimian x Nerd Oranguru (Pokemonshipping) | Other Pokemonshipping scenarios | Prof. Birch appreciation post | Prof Birch ask: May or Brendan dad? | Top 10 hottest Poke-men |
Story ideas and scenarios
The Paranormal Investigator Monster Harem | The Unaware College Whore (hypno story) | Various Story ideas 1 | Bossy Bottom x Sub Top prompt | Scottish Twins ideas and headcanons | The Villain is a himbo headcanon pt 1 | The Villain is a himbo headcanon pt 2 | The Villain is a himbo headcanon pt 3 | Scrapped and unused Smut ideas part 1 | Scrapped and unused Smut ideas part 2 | Fantasy Smut Prompt | Addic(k)ted: a str8 to gay himbo jockbro story | Santa x Mrs Claus x Krampus | Slut him up! | Whatever you say, cake boss | Magical himbos (magical girls parody idea) | Apex Predator (bossy bottom one shot) | Real world character in a porn videogame setting | Hunkey and Twunkey silly adventures (smut crack collection) | Possible bully to friend to lover x Superhero story post |
Others
My first post | My Kinktober 2024 Prompt List | Rex & Logan headcanon | My readers appreciation post (I love you all <3) | Rex/Mike Brainrot needing to talk about them | Rex & Logan Pics (done with Picrew) | The original Scottish Twins post | Dudebro semi-sapiens | Himbo PSA of the day (Bluesky Request) | My OCs and their taste in music | Talk to me about your incest ships | Who is your favorite weretriplet poll | Highland cows | Happy new year 2026 post |
You know what's a trope I actually like quiet a lot but I don't really see around too much? Teen/young adult superhero that has a person that is both his secret identity main bully and his superhero persona number 1 fan, I mean the kind that will always stick by his side.
The main example is comic Earth-616 Flash Thompson with Spiderman. The guy is Peter Parker's main bully and antagonistic force during his highschool years and at the same time he always has Spiderman's back no matter what.
The dynamic is quiet fun, especially if the bully goes through a character arc that makes so him and the hero become best friends later on, even maybe going with an identity reveal. Imagine the potential this character dyanmic has.
It's a shame I already have "The villain is a himbo" or I would have loved to do something like that, maybe in the near future a story like this that will follow the hero and the bully through the years, going from enemies to sort of friends to actual friends and lovers? Let me know if this is something you would like and enhoy to see ^.^
Hunkey and Twunkey silly adventures (smut crack story idea)
I'm sorry for the sudden and absolute word-vomit of ideas recently, it's most likely me being more relaxed and, as such, finally the ideas are flowing again, but at the same time I'm not having the free time necessary to actually sit down and write without any problem, so the creativity comes out this way.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this absolute fever dream of an idea for a smut collection that came to me.
the whole premise of this story is that we follow the two best friends that are known as Hunkey and Twunkey, who are, as you might very well suspect, a hunk and a twunk (not a twink, a twunk, I'm sorry, but I just can't write twinks to save my life unless they are like one-off characters x.x)
the whole collection will take a whole "children storybook adventures" vibe, with, of course, a smut twist
as usual, despite the children vibe, there will be none of the things I try to avoid in my stories, so no underage (all characters will be 18+), no rape/non-con, no gore, and so on and so forth, if you know me you know me
this is basically a smut parody of this kind of shows with adult characters doing adult things while still trying to mantain that feeling of magic and childhood wonders
the premise is that Hunkey and Twunkey are two - very much adult - "best friends" who live together and every day they go on different adventures in their silly world, all of which will see this two good looking and not that smart boys go in all kind of different shenanigans
just to be clear, despite this being of course an r18 story, I do not want for it to have dark humor or the classic "adult cartoon" vibe, instead being more happy go lucky and that everything will end up well kind of feeling
even the character they will meet will not try and take advantage of the two - except for maybe one character - and will be friendly and open to teach them new stuff
there will be recurring characters, from like a father figure that will help them, maybe a landlord, some of their friends and or family members, all of them in this silly/fairytale like setting, and all of them more than ready to have smutty sex and teach them smutty lessons
I'm thinking on having like 1 recurring villain, that will be more of a cartoon villain, and he will be the classic bully type that hears them wanting to do something and tries to take advantage of the situation. I was thinking of calling him Jockey, and he will be this buff, mean jock that every story will end up getting caught and suffer the consequences of his actions - usually by ending up getting fucked and cum-stuffed
I have no specific plans for them or any story ideas, and maybe they could become a staple after I'm done with most of my regular stories, like Rex new life and all of its spin-offs, I think it has potential to be really absurd and fun to write
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So, what do you guys think? Yay or Nay? Do Hunkey and Twunkey get your attention? What kind of story will you like this two to get into? I think a Halloween and Christmas special will for sure be fun to do with the two of them, and also a beach episode and such. Do you have any idea for side-characters that could be around too? Let me know and suggest any idea that come to you mind.
Thank you for listening to me talk about this new idea, and I hope that you liked it. Have a nice day guys and remember to stay safe, you are all awesome, see ya ^.^
REAL LIFE CHARACTER IN A VIDEOGAME SETTING (sorta Isekai?) (smut story idea)
This all began because I thought of the "very funny" and "very original" joke of DICK-TIONARY and I though "why didn't I saw this term being used in any gay porn games when it comes to the characters profiles?", and as such, as always, I follow through with the evergreen rule of "write what you want to read" and as such here I am.
Hope you guys enjoy ^.^
The main character is a simple, average dude, a bit of a nerd, quiet shy and with an easy crush, getting easily flustered especially when it comes to particularly hot guys
One day he finds in his usual old videogame store a game he never heard about, and he got isntantly attracted by the big burly dudes on the cover. It looked like just your average fantasy videogame, so, thinking nothing about it, he simply bought it
The moment he arrives in his appartment, in which he lives alone, he wants to play it, so he puts it on. The screen looked weird and it gave him a sense of uneasiness as he entered the usual characteristics, like his name, the stats distributions and such. Once he was done, he pushed the button to start the game and a bright light come out of the screen, blinding him, as the game finally begin
When the protagonist open his eyes he finds himself into the void, as the classic disembodied voice of the narrator tells him the general settings and how he is the protagonist of his own story, and that the game will change to adapt to his own tastes and desires. The protagonist can't remember his real name but only the avatar name he chose when he began playing, and he is also self-aware that this is a game. When in a panic he asks how he can go back, the Voice tells him he will help him to get through and that by completing the game he will be granted the access to go out of the game
When the protagonist opens his eyes up again, he sees he is in the classic meadows of a fanatasy settings, as he looks around before looking at himself and letting out a gasp, before trying to cover himself up and demanding explanation to the narrator. He is in fact looking like an average warrior, with an armor, a cape, a satchel and a sword at his side, the only problem is that said armor is quiet revealing, made out mainly of straps and disconnected pieces of armor that let most of his body exposed, including his ass and the very tight pouch on his dick, but not only. The Voice, in his head, reminds him that the game get aligned with his tastes, and since he bought the game mainly because of the buff guys on the covers, the protagonsit realized this became basically a r18 game that bases itself on porn logic for the most parts
The Voice gives him then the DICK-TIONARY, a magical book in which there are magically registered all of his progres and his encounters with friends and foes alike, and the more he gets to know them the more it fills out with also pictures of them. Protagonist blushes at this informations
The Voice then explains him a bit more how this new life works and how to properly access all his new powers and then sends the protagonist to the closest village where he would begin his adventure
While on the tracks, the protagonist meets some monsters and other low-level enemies, and, with the help of the Voice, he gets rid of them, but he soon realizes that he was right when he assumed this word is based on porn logic when he saw that there is also an arousal meter next to the life and mana one - only he can see them - and that the monsters try to arouse him to defeat him and the Voice explains him that, if he wants, he can arouse them with a certain set of skills he has and that he can develope to defeat the monsters and the enemies he finds and face. Protagonist is blushing way too much to do that and, as of now, he decides to go only with the violence method
Once at the village, he is ready to rest but he gets taken aback when he sees around him that most of the male villagers are really buff dudes and dilfs, all wearing basically nothing. As he gets friendly greeted by one of them, he gets asked if he is a traveler and gets sent to the nearest tavern. While he walks through the village he sees that a lot of the dudes are clearly flirting or casually touching each others, at one point he even sees in an alley, a dude giving a pec/blow-job to another one without any shame. Once inside the tavern even more beefy dudes can be seen, some of them getting really friendly with each others - sloppily making out, jerking each other's off, at one table a lot of guys are busy eating a big dude's beefy ass - , including the absolute dilf that is the tavern keeper. The protagonist asks if he can have a room and notices that the inn-keeper is currently busy getting a blowjob under the counter. Once the man is done, the dude comes out from under it and gets a beer, thanking him, traces of cum still on his face. Then the protagonist gets a room and finds out there are two methods of payment in this world for basically anything: just the money - which the protagonist got some from defeating the monsters on his way there - or by giving sexually explicit favors, which apparently it's something that can only be done by men to other men. The protagonist is a bit shy and says he only gets the room as it is and inn-keeper looks a bit disappointed as he casually says to him he would have loved to get his ass absolutely wrecked by the protagonist, making him blush and getting him hard
While in the village the protagonist starts to meet the people living there, getting acquainted with them and starting to know his powers and this new crazy word, getting bit by bit more comfortable with the logic in it. He also gets to know the basics like the fact that the male population is bigger than the female one, what kind of monsters exist in this world and also the existence of gods and such
Everything changes when a new face arrives in town, a big guy, hunky body, even less clothed than the already slutty villagers. It took just one look for the protagonist to get absolutely smitten and realize the dude is exactly his type. The DICK-TIONARY at his side starts to glow and he sees that a new objective appeared: "get to know the stranger"
A bit worried but more than ready to do so, the protagonist asks for two beers and then goes to the man at the table, and there he presents himself. Here we find the dude is not as terryfying as he looks but he is a total sweetheart (Author's note: you know I had to add a himbo, in this case a himbo-barbarianXP)
The himbo tells him his story: he is an adventurer, looking for a party to join to prove to his family he is worthy enough. Worthy of what? We don't know yet, we will find out the more the story progress. The protagonist knows what he has to do and tells the himbo that, if he wants to, the two of them can travel together, and the himbo gladly accepts, and, as a way to prove they are friends now, he will let the protagonist fuck him, telling him this is the way things are done in his tribe. And without even waiting for them to go to the room he climbs on the table and present him his ass. The protagonist can't resist the allure and begin fucking the guy in front of the rest of the tavern, that cheers him on. After the fuck the informations are added to the DICK-TIONARY, including a drawing of the himbo getting brutally fucked and enjoying every second of it
From then on, we follow the duo's adventure through this fantastic land, as the protagonist gets more comfortable with the logic and the more open system that rules here, even ending fucking some big boss monsters or using his himbo companion to arouse some others and using him to defeat them - aka: letting the himbo get gangfucked and filled with cum, him being more than willing to offer his ass and tits and mouth to any and all creatures
The mission will get from more mundane and regular one to a more intricate story that will bring them all around this misterious new world, as they found the destiny that awaits the protagonist and all the fun and surreal sex adventures he lives in
This adventure could be a chose your own adventure style, maybe with multilpe choices you, the readers, will chose on, and as for the rest of the party I'm more than happy to hear you out: who do you think could be a good addition to this dynamic duo? What kind of archetype and character would you like to see? And what monsters do you think they could encounter and what could be their unique abilities? I'm more than happy to hear what you guys might think ^^ And don't worry, beneath all this zanny action, there will also be time and place for more serious and open hearted scenes, as we delve deeper in all of this characters backstories and what moves them
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So? What do you guys think? Yay or Nay? This one could be really fun to do in the future, I'm also thinking for a specific way I could carry out this story, but we'll see, maybe soon I will do a bit of an announcment, but I need to get sure of a couple of things first and get back to writing my story regularly.
That being said, I hope you liked this idea, and again I invite you to share your opinions and ideas on things I can add to make this story work out. Thank you so much for listening to my yaps as always, remember to be kind and to keep safe, you are all awesome, see ya ^.^
Hi! I apologize in advance for my English—I'm doing my best, but I hope it's not a problem and that you can understand me!
I’ve been looking around a bit on this blog and the other SFW one, and from what I gather, you’re playing/DMing a CoS campaign??
How’s it going? Is it fun? Personally, I stopped playing due to a bunch of circumstances involving work and school, but I’m always curious to hear about other groups.
Actually, I don’t know if you’ve already answered this somewhere, or if there’s a master post somewhere; but maybe you could tell us a bit about the party you’re playing with—like what characters are in it and what classes they are (obviously, if that’s not a problem!). Where are you in the story? Have there been any particularly fun parts? Things like that.
Thanks in advance! Hope you have a nice day (or evening?) depending on when you read this message!!
Hello!
Don't worry, your english is fine, I can easily understand you without any problems ^^
Yes, I'm playing/DMing a CoS campaing, in fact is the first time I'm actually playing a full campaing period. I did some one shots here and there before, but this is my first, full fledged campaign, and I'm having tons of fun! And the first time I'm a Dm ever too! ^.^
As of February/March it's been more or less two years since we started and we are getting closer and closer to the end now.
Under the cut there will be a more in depth talk about the campaign and, because of this, there will be some spoilers from the Curse of Strahd DnD Campaign, so please be careful and don't spoil yourself ^.^
Also, the funny/insightful moments are so many that I have to make a part two of this post, I'm so sorry x.x
I plan on posting them as a repost just after thisn ask, there are so many moments and I can't find a good way to cut them, and if I leave them in the post will be way too long, sorry guys XP
With that being said, enjoy part 1 with all of the characters and some more direct info about the campaign ^.^
So, first of all let's talk players. I'll be talking from a DM point of view, some of this characters started with secrets that were found out by the rest of the players only later on in the campaign.
There are five players in total, we started as a party of four, but after the first few session a new player was added and so they basically played the whole campaign as a group of five. It's basically all irl friends, so we are able to mostly play with everybody present, but sometimes some of them have to connect and play through Discord and such.
We have:
A Drow Paladin, devoted to Elistrae, who took the Oath of Vengenace. He escaped from the Underdark and is now traveling the surface wanting to spread justice and make things right. Pretty young for an elf, still an adult though. The silent type and sure in his ideals, will not budge when it comes to defeating evil. He is the one that usually does the most damages in a fight, and the one who is currently wielding Sergei's Sun Sword. The player is at his first campaign experience like me;
A Thiefling Ranger, who took the the Monster Slayer Conclave. She is the daughter of a monster hunter and her mother was a thiefling too, but she got kidnapped by a vampire - unrelated to Strahd - and now she is looking around for her, trying to find her. She mainly uses long distance attacks and sometimes magic. She got along pretty well with Van Richten and Ezmeralda, she got gifted by Van Richten himself a bow to help her hunt undead creatures. A bit ditzy and also pretty direct, she is the one that has the funniest lines, most of the time without knowing it. The palyer is also at her first campaign like me;
A "Human" Rogue, who took the Thief Rougish Archetype. This is one of the more interesting one, because she is actually not human: she is a cat, turned human by his pet owner, a wizard, by motives that only he knows about. She ran away and now is looking for someone to turn her back into a cat, hating the fact she is human. Standoffish, rude and easy to distrust anyone, she is an element that exasperated me quiet a bit at the beginning, since she was a force that split the party quiet a bit, but in the end she was the element needed to make the story more interesting. Still exasperates me from time to time, but I do enjoy her as a presence in the party, being the one that stirrs drama and makes the whole campaign feel more lively. The player, which is the one that was added later to the group, is at his first campaign, which makes the fact that not only he chose to play a character with a different gender than his own but also that he is able to play such an interesting character quiet impressive, and he plays her really well, being able to distance himself from the character;
A Half Elf Paladin of Selune, who took the Oath of Glory. Yeah, I got two of them, you can imagine how things got at a certain point with two characters that are the most powerful class of the 5e. He is more soft spoken and tries to take on the more "father of the group" role, being also the main one who tries to protect and heal the other characters of the party. Doesn't stand out too much but tries still to be a presence inside the group. The player it's not at her first experience, and it's mainly the one I bother the most with sillines related to CoS things, like ships, fanfictions and other stuffs like that;
A "Kenku" Wizard, who took Transmutation as his Arcane Tradition. A mostly silent and relfective wizard that goes around always dressed with long cloack that completely hides his features, making so it's impossible to see who he actually is under all of his clothes. He is actually a human, turned Kenku because of a curse given to him by a family who took advantage of him all of his life, making him ran away, as he now is looking for a way to turn back human. He believes in the power of brain over brawn and is mostly the voice of reason, but has some pretty "interesting" moments as well. The player is probably the one with most experience at the table, he played a lot of other rpgs, not only dnd, both as player and as a DM.
This are the characters. Yeah, there are quie few things said in some of their backstories, mainly for the rogue and the wizard and also a bit from the ranger, that could be developed and attached to the story, but, as I already said, this is my first experience as a DM and only in the last few months I got a bust of confidence that finally made me work on the adventure itself, so I didn't plan any personal link with the players, with everything that this means. Maybe if I had other experiences beside this under my belt, it would have been different, but oh well.
Another thing to be clear: I'm the worst DM to have if you plan to run a CoS campaign XP /hj
I'm way too soft and I do not like the macabre and the bad stuff, so there isn't too much focus on the horror and despair, despite me trying to still have it known to my players that this is a more gothic style adventure. Just an example: none of the main NPCs had died yet, and Vallaki, despite everything, is still standing and did not got destroyed, Because I didn't want to do such bad thing to my players.
Yeah, if you want a still-heavy-but-not-too-much CoS campaign, I'm your man XP
As for where they are, they are nearing endgame: they need to retrieve Kazimir and go to the Amber Temple and after that it's only Castel Ravenloft and the final battle with the count left. In my plans is a matter of like 6 months and then the campaign will be officially over ^.^
This is the end of part 1, part 2 with all the bnest moments will be uploaded in a bit, just gimme a second to atach it and it will be soon done ^.^
Thank you so much for the ask, it was lovely to hear it, and if you have any more question, please feel free to leave an ask at @thatsfwaccount and I will try to answer it as soon as possible ^.^
As promised, here is the part with all of the fun/interesting parts of my current CoS campaign. There have been quiet a bit yeah, in two years a lot of fun stuff have happened, both when playing and during the moments you prepare something.
Again, under the cut there are spilers for the CoS campaign, so be careful!
Also this post is long, be preapred. And I do mean long, I'm so sorry x,x
The wizard and the rogue: They did not talk to one another, they had no idea what the other's race or backstory was, but both of them decided to play a character who got turned into something else against their will, one from an animal to a human, the other from a human to an animal-like hybrid. It was so fun for me when they pitched this idea to me, stil baffles my mind;
A true twist of fate: Like most DMs, I did two readings of the tarokka: one before the campaign started in case they might not have met madame Eva, the second with madame Eva herself. Both times, Victor was the one to be chosen as their fated ally. Both readings were made months from one another and there was no trick, so I guess it was destiny for them to have him as their fated ally XP;
All roads lead to... Vallaki?: beside Victor, the reading serves to reveal also where the three other objects needed to defeat Strahd are. When I did the official reading, the Symbol of Ravenkind was in the Werewolf Den, the Sun Sword was in Urwin's hand, and Rictavio had the diary. So, basically: three out of four things were in Vallaki. I was about to cry because of this x.x Since I didn't want my players to just exit Vallaki with basically everything they needed to defeat Strahd, I decided to split the things around, making this the Fetch Quest Campaign: Rictavio used to have the diary, but he left it in the tower (and yeah, I know there is a separate card for that location, but at the time I didn't realize it, so...); they found only the hilt of the Sun Sword in Vallaki and they also needed the blade, which was in the mausoleum in Argynvostholt, and to access it they needed to defeat Baba Lysaga; they did found Victor... but his Teleportation Circle worked, and before they could get him, he teleported, but instead of going to the outside world he teleported to Krezk, since his magic was intercepted by the biggest source of external magic in all of Barovia, aka the Abbot;
A wizard??? In meelee???: yeah you read that right, our wizard, who barely reaches 30 hitpoints now that they are level 8, from time to time just... enters close combat and attacks the monsters and the enemies in meelee, despite being a very frail and sickly wizard. He had done this since he was level 2 inside the Death House and is still going strong now. This thing always makes us laugh;
The Doru conundrum: A really interesting moment that happened was when they had to decided what to do with Doru. I made Father Donavich not completely insane, someone they could reason with, and in the end, also with the help of Ismark and Ireena, they found out the truth about Doru. This created the first moment of fracture inside the group, that ended up with the two paladins, the ranger and the rogue going in the chapel's underground, with the paladins and the ranger wanting to kill Doru on sight and the rogue on the other hand wanting to speak and reason with him. The wizard stayed out of it and made it clear he was against the idea of killing Doru. In the end the rogue, since Doru was hungry, thought that they could apply a cut to her hand and make him approach her and try and reason with him this way, but this made the spawn attack her, intiating what wasn't even a fight but a one way massacre. This created a fracture that followed the party all the way until Vallaki;
The sparring match: A scene I liked was when the two paladins, during their travel from Barovia to Vallaki, after dinner, decided to do a sparring match with one another. It was a really cool scene that I really apreciated that ended up in a draw between the two. It was really cool to see;
Team Church 4 Life!!!: When in Vallaki they decided to split in basically three groups, with the rogue alone, the half elf paladin and the ranger together and the drow paladin and the wizard together. The wizard and paladin went with Ismark and Ireena to see Vallakovich and then accompany them to the Church of St. Andraal, where they took the mission of retrieving the relique. After that they became basically bros, being together and helping each others out during all of the campaign, which lead to the nickname of the two being 'Team Church', which out of context is quiet funny, they had so many bromance moments, it was quiet sweet;
No bullying, no Blinsky: A "fun" but also important thing that came out of Vallaki is the relationship of the characters with Blinsky. You see, before the forming of 'Team Chiurch', the party divded, with wizard and drown paladin going with Ismark and Ireena to the bourgmaster's house while the other three found Blinsky's shop and the Ireena doll. Inside, the rogue, helped by the ranger, decided to basically bully Blisnky, even going as far as threatening Piccolo, to understand what was going on with the doll. He told them the truth - which resulted in and outside scene where Izek bascially took a whole shelf and threw it out of the window, destroying part of Blisnky's shop - and they left but not before basically also robbing him of some of his toys. The half elf paladin was pissed with the rogue who showed no remorse and found the whole thing funny and they butted head. This made so that later on the paladin and the ranger freed the prisoners in the main square and fought Izek, which then began the moment the party was at his lowest. After that the rogue began a weird relationship with Blisnky with her basically bullying him still to get what she wants and him being terrified by this 17 year old looking girl, while at the same time she keeps on trying to prove that she changed. It was a really interesting scene and i liked how it affected the players quiet a bit;
A bard's secret: During the fight with Izek, the rogue wasn't with the others, but decided to create a distraction. How so? Simple: by going to Rictavio's chariot and free the tiger she knew was inside. As she was about to do so, he surprised her, pointing a knife to her back, without her noticing him, dropping the Rictavio act and showing off the true Van Richten side. It was a moment among my favorites because later on allowed the whole party to know the truth and the beginning of a relationship with a quiet interesting character, which also lead to the beginning of this interesting mentor-mentee relationship between the ranger and him,, that allowed later on the beggining of the relationship between her and Ezmeralda;
He might be Strahd: Still during the Izek fight, the wizard, who, I remind you, always goes around with his face covered, used the spell 'Alter Self' and threw the hood of his cape behind to reveal he transformed into Strahd. The next day, while going around the village undercover, they found the wanted posters for all of them, obviously all caricatures of them based on the terrified descriptions of the guards. The wizard was an amorphus blob completely covered by his hood and with under it the words 'BE CAREFUL: he might be Strahd'. My players really found this funny;
Few but meaningful: A really unique aspect of the CoS campaing, in case you didn't know, is the fact that the manual encourages that the players meet Strahd multiple times during the story, instead of just the end for the big fight. My players did meet him... a total of two times, but those two times were honestly quiet great. First one was right after the funeral of the bourgmaster of Barovia, with the wizard and one of the paladins, I'm pretty sure it was the drow, escorting Ireena inside the church together with father Donavich, while the others and Ismark stayed outside and went to meet him. The second one was right after they retrieved the tome, as they were traveling either towards or from the winery, on the side of the road, as he "asked" them his book back. Both time were great and my players really liked how chill and in control he was during those meetings, during the first one the ranger told him they can attack him there and then, and he dropped his smile and simply told her to do it. People really liked that moment, they find it very powerful. I plan to maybe have them meet him a few others time, but we'll see, but this is just for you people to know: you don't have to force the encounters, use them wisely instead and make them have their meanings in the story itself;
We didn't start the fire: Another gem of a moment came when they decided to go against the spawns in the coffin-maker shop in Vallaki. During the fight the wizard - who else? - used a spell and started a fire in the storage room. After they defeated the monsters the drow paladin took the wizard and, as they ran out and found the coffin-maker that they left tied up in the lower floor, the wizard shouted to him "those damn spawns started a fire in your shop!". I love that moment;
The nat 20 that almost ruined Vallaki: This is why you should not allow your players to play two paladin in your party, not just in CoS, but in general. They are way too powerful. I made the final enemy of Vallaki Lady Watcher, and, after an Original NPC revealed her true nature, she started a fight with my players, raising in the air wih a spell, since I thought because she is a magic user and does not have too much life I will make so only spells and arrows can actually hit her. I was wrong. The drow went and casted 'Command' on her, ordering her to come down. I told him to roll and he rolled a 20, and once she was down, the two paladins together almost killed her in one turn. I had to improvise so much, because that simple thing almost ruined the enteriety of the fight. They did not know and it wasn't their fault, obviously - in fact it was a great idea, I even praised the player for it -, but I was so mad at that stupid 20 x.x;
Oh my god, who is she?: Can we all agree Vasili is not described that well in the manual? When I read the manual and arrived at his parts, I barely understood what was his prupose but, more importantly, how to make him act in the story. In case you want to understand how to actually use him effectively I recommend reading the novel 'I, Strahd', it's not only a quiet good read, but also will help you a lot in understanding and preparing for the campaign as DM, giving a lot of great inspirations for your story, and also explains what Vasili's role actually is. Thing is, I had no idea, having read the book only this last summer, and so I decided to change, erasing Vasili and trading his role with someone else. Enter: Patrina Velikovna. The elf that was the reason for the twisted fate of Kasimir and all the elves of his tribe is apparently alive and well and is about to destroy Vallaki if they don't give her what she wants, and what she wants is Ireena. All of this after having killed Vargas Vallakovich. She is also the one that put the spawn in the coffin-maker shop and planned all the twisted things in Vallaki. Why? How? Well, I can't tell you yet all my plans for her, since one of my players will read this post, but follow @thatsfwaccount for more updates XP;
Baby you're a firework: When they arrived at The Tower of Van Richten, the rogue found Ezmeralda's chariot just behind it and, obviously, wanted to find out what was inside it. She opened the door and the trap made it so it blew, knocking out the rogue and made the other come. Once the paladin made her come back to her senses after healing her the first thing he said was "what the fuck have you done?!". Still iconic in my mind, she kinda deserved that XP;
Dance dance revolution: When they found out the method to open the door of the tower, we made the ranger, who figured out the puzzle, do the dance in person. It's a fun and enjoyable memory;
A dangerous woman: After they etrieved the tome they went out of the tower and found Ezmeralda, who was being chased by Kyril and his werewolves. Once there they fought together against some of them, and here Ezmeralda completely girlbossed, showing how capable she is. After the fight she went to the ranger... and pointed a knife at her throath asking her where she got the bow that Van Rochten gifted her in Vallaki. They became friends and met her afterwards so that she could accompany them to the Werwolf Den. Once there she proved she is their ally, but she won't put herself in danger for them if not strictly necessary and her priorities was to save and protect the children. This moment I particularly liked, because it made some of the less expert plaers realize thath yes they have allies, but not always their view coincide. I think it was a good lesson for them;
A cranky old man and family dramas: I'm sorry but I need to talk about Davian and the Martikovs. I love them all so much. Davian especially because he is the stereotypical cranky old man always complaining about the youth of today but at the same time he is also very wise and ready to sacrifice himself for his family and his loved ones. He has the habit of hitting people in the head with his stick as he lectures them, and none of my players escaped, they all got hit at least once. I changed a bit the story of the how and why Davian and Urwin fought, keeping the premise and all, but making it make sense for the story they were playing. Also the wizard took him as a mentor figure. The wizard also wants the Keepers to bite him to turn him into a wereraven as a way to get rid of his curse. And by the way, this does not concern Davian but Adrian, his oldest son. I made him gay and he has a boyfriend now. His name is Valentine. They are happy together uwu;
You... shall not... pass!: The wizard strikes once again. When they were at the summit of Yester Hill and the Gulthias tree was summoned, while the paladins and the rogue went to fight the druids, only the ranger and the wizard stayed behind to stop the Gulthias Tree. So you have this comical image of this small, underweight wizard cosplaying Gandalf with the Balrog and basically stopping the giant monster from going forward. The tiny wizard stopped the giant carnivorous tree from destroying the winery. Kinda iconic;
The hunting contest: A cute habit the rogue and the ranger developed is this thing where they do a hunting contest of which one can hunt the biggest prey. It's a pretty fun scene every time they play it out;
No more Belviews: This is a change I made for myself. I hate the Belviews. As a concept they creep me out and make me uncomfortable. It's all a me thing, I get it, but ever since I decided to DM CoS I decided I want to get rid of them. And after a long, long time I found a solution. I turned the inhabitants of the Abbey in basically people that died before their times that the Abbot resurrected in his twisted view of saving them, but in doing so they came back wrong, their mind fractured and so the Abbey became basically an asylum. I'm pretty proud of the change I made, going for a more psychological angle;
The true nightmares: This happened right after the Wolf Den. Two of the players, the drow and the rogue, got bit and infected, so they spent the following nights with nightmares of being turned into werewolves, which was particularly upsetting for the rogue, which I remind you , is a cat turned human against her will. The wizard cured them... but I made so they weren't sure if that worked or not until the day of the full moon, which was 10 days later. And to top this all off, the other paladin got cursed when taking the Symbol of Ravenkind from Mother's Night treasure, and he spent like 4 days being haunted by horrific nightmares. It was a really tense moment that dragged on for at least 3/4 sessions, and that made them feel the true Strahd experience;
Tact? I barely know her!: I play with the less tactfull players possible x.x. I'm obviously joking, but some of the things they say are just... so wrong. The biggest example of this is with the Krezkov. When they arrived in Krezk, they stayed at the bourgmaster house for a night. Once there they saw that the children's beds were empty and unused. They then found out that Victor, the whole reason they were there in the first place, did, in fact, arrived in the village and the bourgmaster and his wife took him in, but the Abbbot forced them to give him to him. The players then thought that they usued to sacrifice kids to the Abbot - they did not know at the time what he was - and accused them of doing so, clearly ignoring all the messages that clearly said that they didn't want to give Victor to them and that their kids died and that they were still suffering their loss. Anna, the wife, told them that first thing next morning they are invited to leave their house and went away, soon followed by her husband. My player got mad at her for reacting this way x.x;
Ranger writes fanfictions: I love the ranger, she is great. What I mean by this title is the fact that, when they visited the Abbey, they found two books, one talking about Argynvostholt and the other talking about Berez. The one about Berez talked about a character from the 'I, Strahd' novels and his story, telling about Marina and how she was almost turned in a vampire by Strahd, not outright telling the whooe story but putting the first seeds to know the truth. The ranger, the one that found the Berez book, read it, then forgot completely about it, I had to made her do a dice throw to remember, and she then gave the book to the wizard and told the others about what she read... completely misrembering everything and telling a story that was the farthest away from the truth.. all by accident! It was one of the funniest stuff ever;
The hell of the 1.000 doors: Argynvostholt was the first actual experience my players had with a proper dungeon. And they hated it. Opening door after door, just to find empty rooms with bascially nothing inside was so frustrating it became funny. It became a meme later on. Still makes me laugh how much they cursed Argynvostholt and all of its doors;
Ships, ships and more ships!: And of coruse there are some ships. Mainly, three ships developed between characters, two more canonicals, one that is more of a meme. The first one is between the wizard and an Original NPC that I created that is a Keeper of the Feather. She is a wereraven and the main help they received from the Keepers for the longest time, basically the acting agent, and the one that helped them revealing the truth about Lady Watcher. She gave him her Keeper of the Feathers cape at the end of Vallaki. Everyone ships them. Then there is the ship between the half elf paladin and Izek. Basically an enemies o lovers, opposites attract kind of story that only reveals how bad the taste in men of the half elf actually are. Izek is still a bad person, but he mellowed out a bit and finds fun in teasing the half elf paladin. During the last session, since they came back to Vallaki, the paladin kept following Izek around, so at one point I made him say "If you want to fuck me, you just have to ask". 'Nough said. The more meme-y ship is a bit more... predictable, I guess. It's between the ranger and Ezmeralda. It has quiet a bit of potential and they get along fine, being really similar, but they never had a proper interaction like the paladin or the wizard. We'll see how things develop in the future;
Berez and chaos: I made Berez quiet an important part of the story. First of all, the skull of Argynvost wasn't inside Castel Ravenloft - the dumbest idea ever, in my opinion - but instead it was used by Baba Lysaga as a way of transportation; second: they fought Kyril in the den but before they could defeat him he was tranported using magic by Baba Lysaga, who actually hepled him harnest more power to defeat Emil and became the leader of the Pack, and she is now using him to get everyone there, so they fought both Baba Lysaga and Kyril in the swamp; then I made so that, after the fight, they found in what was left of Lysaga's shack the pages of her diary in which she tells her story and what ties her to Strahd; finally, I used this moment to actually highlight Victor and started to plant seeds of doubts and make so the fact that he was the chosen ally to help them defeat Strahd actually have a motivation. Three scenes I loved of the fight against Baba Lysaga: first one, wizard used flight on the paladin by extending his hand and having him touch it casting it this way, it was a really hectic scene and the way they simply trusted each other was so cinematic; second one, the fact that Lysaga almost permanently in one action killed Victor while using one of her strongest spells and how this affected the party, it was great to see and made the scene much, much more tense; third one, after the fight, the drow, that killed Lysaga had a vision in which he saw Victor basically becoming the new Strahd and after that Mother Night basically taunting him. My players loved this fight, some of them told me it was their absolute favorite of the whole campaign as of now;
The true enemy of this campaign is not who you might think: The longest meme of the campaign, the true enemy my players keep wanting to meet. Have you ever realized how so many of the buildings have no sense, from an architectural point of view? Ever since they played the Death House, my players decided that there is only one architect in all of Barovia, that designed all of this building that make no sense whatsoever. This architect, simply known as "the Durst archytect", from the family that onwed the Death House, is now their one true enemy and whenever they find something that does not make sense in a building they blame the Durst archytect. Its the best thing that ever came out of this whole campaign XP;
Not so charismatic after all: One of the earliest jokes that ever came out was in the Death House, right after they meet the ghost children Rose and Thorn. In case you didn't know, if you tell them you want to leave, they try to possess the players, to escape you have to pass a possession throw. Two people failed: the ranger... and the drow paladin, who I'm pretty sure even made a nat 1. The paladin, who has as his highest score his charisma, failed a charisma saving throw. It was so fun. And he got possessed by crybaby Thorn too. It was great;
So yeah, that's it. That also made me think about the fact of making some other posts, I'm thinking one in particular dedicated to the Death House and why it's actually so bad and how you could change it.
Hope this was a good read, and I'm sorry it's so long, I just had so much to talk about, and again it's a 2 year worthy campaign TT.TT I'm sorry it's so messy, it's getting late and I'm getting quiet tired as well.
If any of you have any moments that intrigued you and wants to know a bit more about all of this, please send an ask to my sfw account and I'll gladly answer that ^.^
Tell me your experience too, how you changed stuff and what happened, I'm dying to know more CoS exeriences, they are all so fun and intrguing.
Thank you so much for the ask, it was so fun to answer it, remember to be awesome, see ya ^.^
Hi! I apologize in advance for my English—I'm doing my best, but I hope it's not a problem and that you can understand me!
I’ve been looking around a bit on this blog and the other SFW one, and from what I gather, you’re playing/DMing a CoS campaign??
How’s it going? Is it fun? Personally, I stopped playing due to a bunch of circumstances involving work and school, but I’m always curious to hear about other groups.
Actually, I don’t know if you’ve already answered this somewhere, or if there’s a master post somewhere; but maybe you could tell us a bit about the party you’re playing with—like what characters are in it and what classes they are (obviously, if that’s not a problem!). Where are you in the story? Have there been any particularly fun parts? Things like that.
Thanks in advance! Hope you have a nice day (or evening?) depending on when you read this message!!
Hello!
Don't worry, your english is fine, I can easily understand you without any problems ^^
Yes, I'm playing/DMing a CoS campaing, in fact is the first time I'm actually playing a full campaing period. I did some one shots here and there before, but this is my first, full fledged campaign, and I'm having tons of fun! And the first time I'm a Dm ever too! ^.^
As of February/March it's been more or less two years since we started and we are getting closer and closer to the end now.
Under the cut there will be a more in depth talk about the campaign and, because of this, there will be some spoilers from the Curse of Strahd DnD Campaign, so please be careful and don't spoil yourself ^.^
Also, the funny/insightful moments are so many that I have to make a part two of this post, I'm so sorry x.x
I plan on posting them as a repost just after thisn ask, there are so many moments and I can't find a good way to cut them, and if I leave them in the post will be way too long, sorry guys XP
With that being said, enjoy part 1 with all of the characters and some more direct info about the campaign ^.^
So, first of all let's talk players. I'll be talking from a DM point of view, some of this characters started with secrets that were found out by the rest of the players only later on in the campaign.
There are five players in total, we started as a party of four, but after the first few session a new player was added and so they basically played the whole campaign as a group of five. It's basically all irl friends, so we are able to mostly play with everybody present, but sometimes some of them have to connect and play through Discord and such.
We have:
A Drow Paladin, devoted to Elistrae, who took the Oath of Vengenace. He escaped from the Underdark and is now traveling the surface wanting to spread justice and make things right. Pretty young for an elf, still an adult though. The silent type and sure in his ideals, will not budge when it comes to defeating evil. He is the one that usually does the most damages in a fight, and the one who is currently wielding Sergei's Sun Sword. The player is at his first campaign experience like me;
A Thiefling Ranger, who took the the Monster Slayer Conclave. She is the daughter of a monster hunter and her mother was a thiefling too, but she got kidnapped by a vampire - unrelated to Strahd - and now she is looking around for her, trying to find her. She mainly uses long distance attacks and sometimes magic. She got along pretty well with Van Richten and Ezmeralda, she got gifted by Van Richten himself a bow to help her hunt undead creatures. A bit ditzy and also pretty direct, she is the one that has the funniest lines, most of the time without knowing it. The palyer is also at her first campaign like me;
A "Human" Rogue, who took the Thief Rougish Archetype. This is one of the more interesting one, because she is actually not human: she is a cat, turned human by his pet owner, a wizard, by motives that only he knows about. She ran away and now is looking for someone to turn her back into a cat, hating the fact she is human. Standoffish, rude and easy to distrust anyone, she is an element that exasperated me quiet a bit at the beginning, since she was a force that split the party quiet a bit, but in the end she was the element needed to make the story more interesting. Still exasperates me from time to time, but I do enjoy her as a presence in the party, being the one that stirrs drama and makes the whole campaign feel more lively. The player, which is the one that was added later to the group, is at his first campaign, which makes the fact that not only he chose to play a character with a different gender than his own but also that he is able to play such an interesting character quiet impressive, and he plays her really well, being able to distance himself from the character;
A Half Elf Paladin of Selune, who took the Oath of Glory. Yeah, I got two of them, you can imagine how things got at a certain point with two characters that are the most powerful class of the 5e. He is more soft spoken and tries to take on the more "father of the group" role, being also the main one who tries to protect and heal the other characters of the party. Doesn't stand out too much but tries still to be a presence inside the group. The player it's not at her first experience, and it's mainly the one I bother the most with sillines related to CoS things, like ships, fanfictions and other stuffs like that;
A "Kenku" Wizard, who took Transmutation as his Arcane Tradition. A mostly silent and relfective wizard that goes around always dressed with long cloack that completely hides his features, making so it's impossible to see who he actually is under all of his clothes. He is actually a human, turned Kenku because of a curse given to him by a family who took advantage of him all of his life, making him ran away, as he now is looking for a way to turn back human. He believes in the power of brain over brawn and is mostly the voice of reason, but has some pretty "interesting" moments as well. The player is probably the one with most experience at the table, he played a lot of other rpgs, not only dnd, both as player and as a DM.
This are the characters. Yeah, there are quie few things said in some of their backstories, mainly for the rogue and the wizard and also a bit from the ranger, that could be developed and attached to the story, but, as I already said, this is my first experience as a DM and only in the last few months I got a bust of confidence that finally made me work on the adventure itself, so I didn't plan any personal link with the players, with everything that this means. Maybe if I had other experiences beside this under my belt, it would have been different, but oh well.
Another thing to be clear: I'm the worst DM to have if you plan to run a CoS campaign XP /hj
I'm way too soft and I do not like the macabre and the bad stuff, so there isn't too much focus on the horror and despair, despite me trying to still have it known to my players that this is a more gothic style adventure. Just an example: none of the main NPCs had died yet, and Vallaki, despite everything, is still standing and did not got destroyed, Because I didn't want to do such bad thing to my players.
Yeah, if you want a still-heavy-but-not-too-much CoS campaign, I'm your man XP
As for where they are, they are nearing endgame: they need to retrieve Kazimir and go to the Amber Temple and after that it's only Castel Ravenloft and the final battle with the count left. In my plans is a matter of like 6 months and then the campaign will be officially over ^.^
This is the end of part 1, part 2 with all the bnest moments will be uploaded in a bit, just gimme a second to atach it and it will be soon done ^.^
Thank you so much for the ask, it was lovely to hear it, and if you have any more question, please feel free to leave an ask at @thatsfwaccount and I will try to answer it as soon as possible ^.^
So, it's been a while. Things are still quiet hectic and I have a lot on my mind, but I'm slowly trying to get back to writing and try to have something done.
While trying to get by and find the right way to find a blance with writing and the mess that is my life right now, an idea came to my mind for a story, one that I would like one day to do but, as of now, I rather have as simply a post on Tumblr.
Let me know what you think about it as always ^^
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Bobby is the pinnacle of masculinity: bronze skin, beefy pecs, perfect abs, square face, muscle arms, tree-trunk legs, bouncy ass, jet-black hairs cut short, a stubble, rich brown eyes hidden behind a pair od sunglasses and a devilish smile
He looks like the stereotypical straight guy, the wet dream of every single woman, but the truth is that he is the true definition of a bossy dom bottom
He likes to go around and seduce guys, if married or straight even better, loving to suck their dicks and have them eat his big ass before having them fuck his willing hole and drop their hot loads inside him, or on him
Guys always think they hit the jackpot in meeting such a cock-hungry muscle bottom bitch, but the truth is they are never in control when they fuck, Bobby is
He lets them believe they are in charge when they face-fuck him, spank him or degrade him calling him a 'slut' and a 'cumhungry whore', but when they think they are done and they are ready to rest after having fucked the man, that's when his dom bottom nature comes out, and Bobby use his body and strength to keep them in place, keeping on riding them and use their dick as if they were his personal dildos, using them and making it clear they will not be leaving until he is completely satisfied and they are milked dry
His favorite haunting ground is the beach, but not only, and he could be found basically everywhere, looking for his next prey to get fucked by and use, be it the park, the mall, the gym or even just walking around the streets, he is always ready to open his mouth and his ass and receive the next load of delicious man-milk
He soon became a legend, and a lot of tops want to have the chance to break this guy and turn him into their personal submissive slut and hole, but there is nothing Bobby loves more than breaking cocky guys using his bouncy cheecks and expert mouth
He is easily recognizable by the fact that he has a tramp-stamp, a tattoo just above his ass, with the words 'Apex Predator' on it. He loves to flaunt it around to make people know he means businness
The story I have in mind will be set all on a beach, at the beginning of the first sunny days, when the weather starts getting warm but schools are still running, so there aren't really any families around and more than going to the beach to have a swim people come to get a tan
Bobby will be there, waiting, laying on his stomach, his ass perfectly highlighted by his tiny and tight speedo that shows each cheeks with details, showcasing the goods and his tattoo, waiting for his next vicitim to fall into his trap
During the story a lot of people will get close and ask for his time: a couple of students skipping school to enjoy the sunny day; a gymbro asking about his gains and what kind of protein he uses; an old acquaintance who loves being a service top for the stud; a stressed married straight father that took the day to himself and can't resist the allure from Bobby's perfect ass; the lifeguard, who did not want any trouble from the skimpy clothed man; the guy from the beach bar, clearly interested but too shy to approach him; and even one of the tops that knowing Bobby's fame wants a turn trying to break the stud, only to find himself as Bobby's new toy
The day will end with a satisfied Bobby putting his things away and ready to go back home, wearing still his speedo and a hawain shirt left open to showcase his tits and abs, but as he is going home a police car stops by, probably wanting to ask question about the improper way he is dressed, as Bobby simply smiles, as he thinks he has a bit of space for a couple more loads up his hungry man-pussy and down his awaiting mouth
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So, what do you guys say? Yay or Nay? Let me know what do you think and if you have any ideas to expand this concept further.
Thank you as always and for sticking by despite everything, keep an eye out for any and all news that might come your way. Remeber to be awesome, see ya ^^
Hey guys, what's up? Long time no see, I think it's best for me to give you all an update in regards to my writing situation.
First of all: I feel much better. Thank you all for being so worried and for the kind messages, things have toned down now, there are still moments that can get overwhelming but I'm not into my head too much anymore. I started writing some stuff for fun and in private and some sfw things to get back into the flow and now I think I'm slowly going back on track.
Speaking of writing: I want to conclude or go back on some of my still ongoing projects. My priority, as of now, are Rex new life, Logan the himbo, the Rex/Mike Kinktober and the Scottish twins.
Apart from that I'm also working on making some One Shots and stories for something that maybe will come up in the future.
It's still rough going back to writing, especially trying to carve out a moment to actually sit down and be able to put something down on "paper"- mainly because my pc is getting more and more difficult to work with because of how old it is, but hopefully soon I'll be able to buy a new one to work with.
I planned the new Rex chapter and hopefully I'll be able to work out something for Logan before his birthday/annyversary and put myself to finish those few twins chapters left. The objectives in order are. finishing the twins - that are only a few more chapters -, then the kinktober - that has a set amount of chapters -, then Rex - since we are nearing the ending of Rex new life, which does not mean that Rex will be done, mind you - which will leave us with only Logan. Once this are done maybe I could start new projects, including a couple some friends asked me/suggested to me, and you know who you guys are XP
So yeah, a lot to do, but hopefully soon I'll be able to push something out in a more consistent way. Wish me luck.
Oh, and I also want to go back to Pictures worth, which will be first updated on my Bluesky and then on ao3. For other projects like All my bullies or The villain is a himbo, they will be done later. I'm sorry guys, but I need to put myself some priorities, otherwise we'll be here in a limbo forever, and as much as I love both this projects I made, I need to work on the things that in my head have a set end goal.
Thank you guys so much for bearing with me, keep your eyes out for any news, because if I get back on my feet enough a big one is coming that might change things up quiet a lot here, and please remember that I care about you, I love you all and that you are all great and I'm proud of each and every one of you. Thank you for being awesome, see ya guys <3 ^.^
Since the Birch post blew out I decided I could try and do a list of my personal Top 10 hottest Poke-Men, and if you'd like I would love to see you try your hand at it too ^^
Here are the few rules/guidelines I come up with if you want to play along:
This is a list about Poke-Men, so it will be only about sexiest male characters
Only adults, no children. This rules automatically excludes most/all rivals, since they are all the same age range as the protagonist, and the protagonists themselves, since based on canonical age they are all underage
Related to point number 2, there are a few characters with debatable age ranges (Kiawe and the rest of the trial captains, N, Clemont, etc) if that's the case I say it's up to the single person making the list if they think they want to add them in or not. Blue and Red are considered adults, but only if they are the USUM designs
This is about specific trainers with personal arts, not about trainer classes. So you can't add things like the hikers, blackblets, roughnecks, grunts etc, only being able to add characters that are "relevant" to the plot. The evil team admins count as relevant
You can have up to 5 honorable mentions, no more. If you want you can add less then 5 or none
Anime exclusive characters can be added, it's once again up to the single person if they want to add them or not. Same goes for spinoff games
Explain the position you gave your character and why is he one of your top 10s. You don't have to do this part, but I think it could be fun to see the different interpretation different people can have
Please, remember this is my opinion and it's all subjective. We can disagree and still be civil and still have some fun, I know I said some pretty controversial things here and there that would upset a lot of people XP
With this being said, let's talk hot poke-men ^^
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Meyer: aka, Clem and Lem's dad from the anime, aka Blaziken Mask. Bet you forgot he existed, didn't you? This hot dilf comes from the XY anime, and honestly, he looks so hot and he is so sweet and kind to his kids. Definitely a good contender but his appearance being relegated to only the XY anime makes so he only gets a honorable mention
Prof. Kukui: I know a lot of you would be mad that I put one of the hottest pokemon professors here, but honestly? I can see it, I get it why people like him... for me he is pretty neutral. He needs a honorable mention but I don't think he meets enough of my tastes to be in the top 10
Alder: I was really torn if Alder was or not in my top 10. After a long and arduous debate, I decided to keep him as an honorable mention, preferring to put a different Unova daddy in the list. He is hot, nature loving, energetic and has a lot of positive traits, and looks like a lot of fun to be around, but misses that little something that would push him in the top 10
Prof. Turo: Another pokemon professor, this time much more recent. He is hot for sure... but has a terrible personality x.x A workaholic that neglects his only child, leaving him without any sort of parental figure, and with an absurd plan that makes him literally the final antagonistic boss of SV. Hot body, terrible personality, not my cup of tea
Saguaro: I like him, he is hot, he is sweet, I love the contrast of his physique and his personality/pokemon team, but he does not have enough "screen time" for me to put him in the top 10 - something that can be said for all the school staff of SV, Clavell excluded -, which is a real shame. Oh well, fanfiction do exist for a reason I guess XP
TOP 10 HOTTEST POKE-MEN
10. Noland
One of the frontier brains from the Pokemon Emerald games, to be precise he is the Factory Head. He is a quiet the daddy, and the blue collar vibe together with the fact that, in most of his depiction if not all, he is pretty smart - like all frontier brains are - makes him even hotter for me. The scruffy bear and sleeveless coat are a look, and I don't think anyone but him can pull it thing off looking so good XP
9. Drayden
Controversial opinion, but I'm not the biggest Unova (or Unima, as it was translated here in Italy) fan, which is mostly because of the anime, that thing is a disgrace. I recently changed my mind due to the manga and seeing some of the gameplay. But let's talk Drayden. Dragon daddy goes brrrrr. He is pretty much a silver fox, and that body? Have you seen some of the depiction they made of him canonically? He is so hot. My mixed feelings for Unova, unfortunately, put him low, if I didn't have the "bad" memories of the anime maybe he'll be higher up
8. Byron
Steel daddy. Yes, i do have a type. The fact he is canonically a dilf makes him a lot hotter, and again his scruffy and unkept appearance help with my fascination for him. Not a fan of his depiction in the anime, once again, but I do appreciate him. I don't know, maybe I just like the depiction of blue collar workers in media. Maybe, idk. Thing is I do like him a lot and he is hot
7. Leon
He is a himbo. I'm sorry, I do not make the rules, but he is. A lot of people love Raihan and Piers, but I prefer Leon over them, maybe because tall and lanky is not necessary my favorite type of character in media, physically speaking. He is pretty buff and he is quiet the fascinating young man, and he is kinda funny. I also really appreciate the fact that he is so supportive and responsible, and the fact that he clearly cares about Hop and his well being as well as the protagonist. Not that smart, but emotionally? Great guy. Plus he is clearly capable, with him becoming chairman after Rose. A lot of people sleep on him, I feel, but I do like Leon quiet a lot. His archetype is that of a jock, more or less, and if you read any of my stories, you know I love jocks, especially if they are a bit of a himbo
6. Archie
I mean, is anyone surprised he is making an appearance? I'm not one to swoon over bad guys, I do find them fascinating, but all in all... I simply prefer good guys, just personal preferences. But Archie? That pirate is hot, I doubt anyone can say otherwise. I also love Kyogre and I'm a fan of the sea, so Team Aqua was always my preferred team. The redesign is great... but the original design is kinda mid? I think that's what everyone thinks. The original design puts him in this position, but I do still love the redesign and the pirate vibes he has. And the wetsuit, the open chest... I will forever be thankful to whoever decided to make him look like that
5. Lt. Surge
I mean... he is the og daddy of pokemon. A though dom guy like him I think would be someone that gets the attention from a lot of people. I do think his HGSS design is the best - I think there is something about thank tops and sleevless shirts-long pants combo that makes me weak on my knees, idk - but I do like him. And the though guy that can be really friendly once you get his respect it's a trope i do enjoy, personally. In general: cool type of character, and right in the middle is the best way to place him for me
4. Matt
Matt is a bit like Archie for me, but he has a few more things that put him higher. First of all, og Matt from RSE is far less known as a design, unlike Archie. Second, I just enjoy the buff himbo follower that calls his boss his bro. He is just so perfect for me. Once again, I love the complete shirtless look and the wetsuit pants. He is perfect for me, and perfect to write stuff about, like a lot of smut writers had already done. Since the gen 3 remakes it's truly difficult to decide who Archie should be shipped with: the nerd, enemies-to-lover Maxie? Or the himbo duo, bros-before-hoes, one braincell among the two of them Matt? They are both good, but by himself Matt is also really cool
3. Peony
Starting the top three we have the best - and dumbest - dad in all of pokemon up to gen 9: Peony. I love me a himbo dilf, especially a supportive and positive one like Peony. He is just so sweet, and he cares about everyone a lot. And, as I already extensively said, himbos are what I truly look for in my fictional men XP Peony is fun, good looking and has a lot of positive qualities. And he is silly in that charming dadfailure way that I always love to see. So yeah, number three spot for the best daddy
2. Prof. Birch
This man is the reason I decided to do this silly post. I posted the "Team Birch for life" post like a couple of weeks ago now (I think?) and it blew up and you people seemed to love it, so I mean it's no surprise he is here. I like Birch, because he is nerdy in his own way. I understand people liking the nerdy stereotype like Elm and such, not my cup of tea, but I can understand it, but Birch? He is his own category, and his love for the outdoors makes him different and even better than the other professors for me. Yes, Sycamore and Kukui are hot, but the awkwardness that surrounds Birch just makes him the perfect candidate for me for the best looking professor. And he looks like a good dad for the rival protagonist - I mean, for sure better than Norman x.x - and I think the previous post I did about Birch explains why I find him cute and good looking (those shirtless Birch screenshots live free in my mind and I'm content with that). Birch has both the looks and the personality to rank so high
1. Milo
I mean: is anyone actually surprised? If you saw my header you know I love Milo. I don't know where my obsession for the fighting farmer came from, it just... happened. He is so sweet and he is so cute. The fact he is not that tall, thus making him a manlet, makes him different, and him being so hardworking but still chill and enjoying the calm life of the countryside... he is perfect. I love Milo - yes, even if he has no nose - and the fact that I personally classify him only partially as a himbo, makes his position maybe weird, but he is just so special to me. Granted, I do ship him with Nessa (childhood friends to lovers, and friendly rivals makes for some of my favorite tropes too) but if she is not available I'm ready to volunteer instead XP Milo is my number 1 pic and, even if the other position might change, I'm sure he will stay on the top of the mountain as my favorite Poke-men
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So, what do you think of my list? Hope you enjoyed it. If you do your own please share, I'll love to hear your opinion about them and see how different this lists can be. Remember to be awesome, keep safe, and remember that I love you all, see ya <3
By the way, I saw you talking about Professor Birch and I understand, he's quite hot and cute at the same time, but I'm curious. I remember that in the game (and manga), he's the father of the protagonist's rival, but would you prefer him as Brendan's father or May's? The male protagonist's father or the female protagonist's father? Brendan being Norman's son or Birch's? The protagonist's father or the rival/best friend's father? And if you've ever imagined a scene in the future, with an older Brendan catching Norman with Birch, have him ever had fantasies about them and then being seen, invited, and a threesome happening?
Hi!
So, this is kind of an interesting question, because it's something I first thought of myself when thinking if I should do a story with Birch.
What kind of relationship there is between him and Brendan, the male PC?
I read the manga - Ruby and Sapphire is also my favourite arc with my favourite protagonists btw, I highly recommend the Pokemon Adventures manga to those of you who didn't read it already - and because of that and a couple of other stuff I tend to mainly think about Norman as Brendan's fathers and Birch as a family friend. With that being said, the idea of Birch and Brendan being dad and son is also really hot and something that could be explored a lot more in my opinion, because it shakes a bit the status quo and it's not something I've seen a lot of people do. Yeah, dadson with Norman the dilf is fun, but dadson with bear dilf prof. Birch? That also sounds like a lo of fun.
I think he could work great as both, and there are two stories that could be told.
Brendand as the rival, so Birch's son: apart from the forbidden dadson romance appeal, the idea of the two living alone - maybe because the wife died or left them or tons of different other situation why there is only the two of them - with Brendan learning to be more indipendent because he wants to help his clumsy and dorky dad, who is trying his best, but that ends up being chased by Poochyenas and Zigzagoons basically every two days, him helping through all his crazy researches, getting closer and closer, also physically, camping together all around Hoenn, just the two of them sharing a tent and being really close, with Birch not realizing the situation he is putting the two of them through, until something happens when they are both adult that leads to their first time together and all that comes after that.
Brendan as the protagonist, so Norman's son: here I think the idea that could work is that of a now adult Brendan that is now the champion and that always had a crush on family friend prof. Birch, seeing in him the open and supportive father figure Norman never was, while also adding maybe Brendan that used to date May but the two didn't really work out - but they still stay stay friends after the breakup - and this made Brendan and prof. Birch become closer and closer together, until Brendan realizes his feelings and decides to go for it and confesses to Birch, with either Birch admiting he is feeling the same but felt ashamed for it and thus never confessed, or refusing his confession because of reasons like the age gap, the relationship their families have and May, but after that began to think about it until he realizes he fell in love with Brendan as well.
The idea of a Brendan x Birch x Norman it's a pretty hot idea and, not gonna lie, something similar did cross my mind. I think it would add a whole 'nother level, with Brendan being either's son. Because, let's be honest, the Ruby/Sapphire protag is the daddy issues protag, be it the male or female one, with Norman and all.
This ideas are all so hot and I think they could all work with the right escnarios and premises. As an answer to which one I see better Brendan as - so rival or protag, Birch or Norman's son - I think it really depends on what I want to focus more on the story, even though I admit I prefer much more the idea him being the son of the professor, because it's something we don't see too much of, and could make a lot of more interesting and original scenario.
And, before I leave, I just want to also put this more nsfw idea in the ring: divorced Norman that remarried Birch and the two of them live together with a very active sex life, and adult Brendan, that could be either's biological son, and that is also their occasional lover whenever he is back home and the three having hot threesome sex with each other.
Just some food for thoughts XP
Thank you for the question, please feel free to ask away whatever you'd like, see ya dudes ^^
Professor Sycamore is the hottest professor, Turo is the hottest professor, Kukui is the og hot professor in pokemon.
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Team Birch for life!!!!!
I mean: look at him
Look. At. Him.
He is so freaking cute!
And he Is also such a nerdy dork!
I need this man carnally.
The fact that I'm seriously taking into consideration and ask people to do a commision about Birch, be it fanart of fic, makes you understand a lot about my current brainrot for this (canonically) dilf.
Gimme hot Birch scenarios or headcanons please, I need to get over this shitty weeks and my writer block 🙏
Sorry guys, I don't really have the energies or are in the right headspace to write smut right now.
I'm sorry, I hope to be able to go back on my projects soon, it had just been a couple of rough weeks and I'm not really feeling like writing. Maybe I'll also go silent here on Tumblr with new posts, who knows.
Pokemonshipping: a brief list of possible Pokemon x Pokemon scenarios (furry/anthro)
Hey guys ^.^
First of all I want to reassure you all that I'm doing fine and that I feel much better. It was probably a depressive episode after a couple of rough days, negative things piling up, until monday I hit the rock bottom and it all just came out. Now I am back on my feet and I want to try to go back and write something, or at least push some ideas out there.
I had this post in my drafts for a couple of weeks now, ever since that previous Passimian x Oranguru post I started to think on what possible Pokemon x Pokemon ship I could possibly have and I started putting down a list. Part of this is also inspired by you guys' suggestions, if you want you can suggest some more of them to me as well, be it characters or scenarios, and I'll try to think of a good dynamic or possible story you might like ^.^
Once again, this kind of stories are partially inspired by Zourik's amazing works and comics, and all those furry artist who say "screw the rules, I have furry ships". Some of this ideas can be both seen as sfw or nsfw based on what you might feel like, other are more openly nsfw, since this is what I tend to write here XP
Let me know what you think and if you'd like to see something else on this line in the future.
So, without further ado: here are some Pokemon x Pokemon ships.
Passimian x Oranguru (nerd x jock, age gap, strangers/acquaintances to lovers): I already talked about this idea in a previous post, but basically: young (college age/college graduate) jock Passimian meets closeted shy librarian Oranguru who just now feels comfortable enough to embrace his sexuality, but still struggles with confidence issues since he does not meet the standards for male beauty, Passimian is touched and helps him gain confidence and even score a date (maybe a hot diflf/gdilf Ursaluna?), but things between the two slowly start to go over the barriers of simple friendship;
Charizard x Venasaur x Blastoise (throuple/poly relationship; childhood friends) (half joking suggestion from a friend): Charizard gained fame pretty early in life and became cocky and way too confident, starting to act like a self-centered celebrity, uncaring of what he does or who he ends up hurting to satisfy his own desires and needs; when his notoriety slowly starts to fade and everyone begins to shift their attention towards the new, younger and more charismatic star (Pikachu), jealousy takes hold and he tries to sabotage him. This quickly backfires and Charizard loses everything. While his manager tries to make some damage control and rebuild his public image, he tells him to go somewhere where he can lay low and stay away from the press and, albeit reluctantly, Charizard goes back to his childhood town, in his parent's old house. Once there, he realizes he has no money (duh?) and "unfortunately" needs to find a job and he gets one at a local caffe. Unfortunately said caffe is owned by his old childhood friend, Venasaur, with whom he cut all ties once he became famous, and, even more unfortunately, one of the usual patrons is the last member of the old friend's trio, Blastoise. Can Charizard navigate his new life as a 'commoner' and survive retail service work? Or will his ego damage even this new relationship? Can Venasaur and Blastoise get through his thick skull and get their old childhood friend back?
Eevee x eeveelutions (incest, younger top, open relationship) (suggestion): Eevee once used to be a shy kid with 8 older brothers, content on being left on his own and admire his siblings from afar. But things have changed, and now that he is an adult and just graduated college, he returns home and his borthers start to notice how much more... bold and daring he got. Eevee always found his brothers hot and, now that he is a fullfledged adult, he is ready to finally spend some more quality bonding time with all his handsome sibilings, making sure they all know their little brother is not so little anymore;
Blaziken x Swampert (martial artist rivals, Blaziken one sided rivalry, sex bet) (suggestion): Blaziken had always considered himself the top dog of his gym, and with his impressive record and matches won in the various tournaments he participated in, he knows he has the ability to back up his claims. When a new guy, Swampert, show up at the gym, he is ready to challenge him and proove once again he is the best around... only for him to lose by a mile. From that moment on a one-sided rivalry becomes the only thing Blaziken cares about and constantly tries to one up his, self proclaimed, rival, while Swampert finds him endearing, not really having any animosity for the funny guy who keeps challenging him in absurd matches. When Blaziken finally gets hold of a Mega Stone and decides this is the right way to finally get back to the other, he ends up making a dumb, reckless bet, where the loser will be at complete disposal of the winner. What begins as a triumph for him, however, ends up ina complete failure, once he finds the truth: Swampert can also megaevolve, and was able to do so for years now. The result can be only one: total defeat for the way too cocky fire type. Once it's time for Swampert to claim his prize, poor Blaziken realizes that he might have bitten off more than what he could chew;
Incineroar x coach Urshifu (twinsihfu, accidental cheating, mistaken identity, threesome, muscle bottom) (character suggestion): Incineroar is happy with his life, being one of the most acclaimed wrestler and sport entertainer around, and his life has gotten even better ever since he began his relationship with his once trainer now boyfriend Urshifu, a stoic and serious dark type. When he went for a surprise visit to his house one day he sees him wearing only a pair of skin-tight boxer, giving him his back, and decides to show him some love. During that, he starts thinking there is something different about him, but he doesn't realize what it is until another person enters the room: his actual boyfriend. Who he had been making love with is Urshifu twin brother, a water type who looks only slightly different, who had been visiting him. What looks like the beginning of the end for poor Incineroar might actually be the beginning of the best day of his life, when the two twins become competitive and decide to use the wrestler as the judge of which one of them is actually the best lover;
Gallade x Obstagoon x Rillaboom (fan Gallade, band members Obstagoon e Rillaboom, threesome, straight to gay) (suggestion): Gallade had been really obsessed with one particular underground band ever since he first heard them play. >When he found out they were going to play in the nearby time, he planned to go see them with his girlfriends Gothitelle, but she broke up with him a couple of days prior, leaving him to go alone and sad - the tickets were already paid and costed a pretty penny -, without any of his friends able to come due to the short notice. He cheers up a bit but the sadness still lingers, but his luck turns around when he finds out he got actually recognized by an old friend of his, Medicham, that works there and offers him a tour backstage. Once there he meets the actual members of the band, Obstagoon, Rillaboom and the Toxtricity brothers. The group is friendly and they offer him to come to drink something with them and the rest of the team. Once out they start to drink and quickly Gallade tells them all his problems and how much of a fan he is of their music. Rillaboom and Obstagoon take simpathy in him and maybe something a bit more, and the night for this sad fan quickly turns into something much much more memorable;
Toxtricity bros (incest, missing moments from the above story): while Obstagoon and Rillaboom have fun with their new friends, we have a backstage look of the two Toxtricity brothers, that share an intimate moment in between one another and show that, behind closed doors, the deep bond they have it's a bit more... unconventional than what other might except. After all, when nobody is by your side, you can alwways count on your bro to have your back, am I right?;
Lucario x Noivern (adult streaming, porn stars, sex for money in a certain sense) (character suggestion): Lucario is a pretty popular guy, everyone sees him as this pinnacle of perfection, but it's not all what it seems. Lucario is, in fact, a pretty popular adult stremer for some well known site (Author's note: I'm accepting ideas for the name, as of now I have 'OnlyFur', 'OnlyPaws' or something like that XP) and he has an ever growing following. When a fellow adult content creator, Noivern, asks him for a collaboration, Lucario is more than ready to have a risky sexy performance with the dragon stud, shaking his tail for him and ready to give his fans a performance they'll never forget;
Greninja x Tropius (blowjobs, oral fixation, strangers to lovers) (chracter suggestion): Greninja is a pretty normal and unassuming guy, but he has one flaw: his constant oral fixation. No matter what it is, gum, candy, a straw, he needs to have something to chew or suck on constantly. This made so he developed a... fascination for one particular part of the male anatomy, making him the best head giver of town, always on the hunt for the biggest, juiciest cock around. When he accidentally see Tropius, one of the biggest and largest men around, he knows he has to get that dick. Will he be able to convince the other to relent? Or has the little frog bit of more than he can chew?
BONUS: Abomasnow x Eiscue (coach x player, age difference, older bottom, big bottom x small top): Eiscue it's a snowboarder with a lot of talent but that has problems handing stress, which results in him making some pretty bad mistakes when under pressure. Because of this, they give him as a coach and old snowboarding legend, Abomasnow, that despite his big and scary appearance can actually help the young athlete to get out of his shell and become the best around, and maybe something will develope between the two of them
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So yeah, I hope you enjoyed this ideas, suggest scenarios or characters or couples and I'll see about making another post talking about some other scenarios I might come up with.
This has nothing to do with my regular content it's just me letting out some steam
I know I should be happy, I always say that to myself, instead of being mad for what I don't have I should simply enjoy what I have. But for some reason this past few days, or rather week, has been difficult for me to see stuff this way.
I see some of the stuff I do, that I post and write and can't help but think they are bad, that I could have done better, that people don't like them so I shouldn't bother doing them. I keep repeating that I'm mainly doing stuff for myself, but I feel so.... down.
I have a work, I have a degree, but at the same time I have a voice in my head telling me I'm not doing enough and that I'm not at all in the place in life where I'm supposed to be. I know there is no set date for anything, that you can always improve and be better, and that if I put enough drive I can achieve any goal I have in mind.
But it's so difficult.
I feel bad of myself, maybe it's just a depressive episode, honestly I don't even know why I'm writing this. The self-deprecating voice is telling me it's because I'm just asking for attention and that I'm a bad person because of this. I don't know. Another part is telling me that since I don't really feel like telling this to the people in my life - be it because I don't think they'll understand be it becaus I don't want to bother them - I'm just finding a way to let out this negative feelings without keeping them in and feel bad about them.
I don't know... Maybe it's just the lack of sleep, or maybe it's because it's monday.
I feel like a failure, it's not a fun feeling...
And I feel bad because I want to write and express my creativity but at the same time no ideas are coming to my mind and I think I'm letting people down... It's writing, I'm a writer as a hobby, it's not that deep, I know people don't think about this stuff too deeply or care about this over my wellbeing, I've been told that...
Maybe I'm just too much into my head and should simply do something else.
I don't know even if I'll let this post up enough, maybe I'll even delete it later today.
I'm just so tired, I think like I have no way to actually relax and think about something else.
I should just try and distract myself.
I feel so messed up...
And I feel so pathetic for being a man in his late twenties that Is venting like a teenager. Rex new life should be done by now, Logan the himbo should have been 20 chapters long by now, the kinktober should be done, and instead here I am, with unfinished projects and feeling that I'm even failing at something that I'm supposed to enjoy and feel good about.
I'm so done with feeling like this...
Sorry for the bummer, I hate being and feeling this way, I hate having my private life leak into my interests, but at the same time maybe I'm making this as a way to make people know that I want to keep creating but I feel so damn tired.
Sorry again, hope you know how much you mean to me, you are all good people, thank you for keeping up with me.
Why didn't I see a single person mention this as a possible pair and ship? I mean, it has all the potential!
Imagine a loud, younger jock Passimian, maybe an openly queer college student or a college graduate, that learned all his life to be loud and proud of who he was, that is buff and loves sports and life; and pair him up with an older shy nerdy Oranguru, maybe a college professor or a librarian, that, because of his age, spent all of his life hiding the fact he likes men and that just now it's getting more comfortable about this and being true to himself, even though he does not consider himself attractive because he does not look like the stereotype of male beauty and because of his age.
It could be with pokemon gijinka (so humanized version) or furry, so more like bipedal human-like pokemon (imagine them like those in the Zourik comics - that for those of you who don't know it's a nsfw gay furry artist, go follow him on Bluesky, he is amazing).
I developed a concept that focus on them being a graduate and a librarian, since as I was so kindly reminded, I might be a bit too focused on eacher x student pairing x.x (this is a joke of course XP) you guys let me know what you think of it :3
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Story premise and idea: The Passimian goes to the gay bar he usually frequents and once there notices the Oranguru, sitting all alone at a table, standing in the middle of the cheerful crowd like a sore thumb, still in some stuffy clothes like an old-timey shirt and brown pants. He decides to go see who this stranger is, never having seen him before, and once there strikes a conversation wit this nervous, older gentlman. Using his charm and friendliness he is able to have the other to open up, until he recognizes him as the librarian from his neighborhood library/bookstore, the one he used to go when he was younger and he frequented as a student for when he had to prepare his exams. Passimian finds out Oranguru had been in the closet most of his life and just now wants to try and see if he can find a possible romantic partner, even though he does not believe to be attractive or have the possibiltiy to be loved, because of his body - being more on the chubby side - and his age, being more or less middle age. Passimian, moved by his words, decides he would be his wingman and assist him in this quest for love.
Cue a story of the younger jock teaching the other to be more comfortable in his own skin and true to himself, teaching this older guy all the things he missed in life and helps him get closer to a guy, even scoring a date with him, as the two slowly get more and more closer and from strangers become good friends, helping each other in times of need, until feelings start to get in the way of what is supposed to be a simpe friendship and starts to become something much more deeper and complicated.
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So, what do you guys say? Is this a story worthy of being developed? What other pokemon would you like to see in this setting? And what are some pokemonships you like and why? I'm curious, this could be fun to do, trying to make some pokemonships that involve actual pokemon in a more furry/gijinka way. Unfortunately i can't draw so I can't develope this as an artist but having story ideas could be fun ^.^