@yoongi,,, 😌, ,, so do you like only hook up with males or?? Can a girl shoot her shot??
@tae bub what's your favourite book? As a bibliophile I'm genuinely curious in your taste, because you're so INVESTED. like I'd definitely want to watch jk to fall off his broom and your nose never left the book? Commitment or what.
@namjoon, I speak for average joes out here in saying that tho I love you, you're the type I'd corner because you get good grades without effort while I pull my hair out and prove I have no functioning braincell,
@jk,,, stares BOI omg plz stop this teenage angst fuckery pining ilysm and don't wana punch your face but I'll swat you I swear
@y/n,,, I'm sending you a virtual hug,,
@hoseok, I just love you. I think you're refreshing as a person? You inspire me to chill and let it happen? I would love to be your friend? I would love to join the puzzle group thingy? You're the embodiment of human sunshine and make me happy?
#honee, not a question, just *looks around and makes sure no one's looking at us*,,, *leans down and whispers* in another world, they'd *points thumb over my shoulder toward y/n and yoongi* look pretty good together,
"didn't you read my twt bio, babe? i like a little bit of everything ;)" - yoongi
"!! have you ever read Newt Scamander's A Children's Anthology of Monsters??? a real treasure, that one -- the perfect bedtime story!" - tae
"hey, i totally study hard! ,, sometimes,,, maybe back in 4th year,,, i think,," - joon
"whats with all the heat?? the vibes tonight are very not chill" - jungkook
"oh, i like hugs!! anyone else is better than yoongi's bony ass" - yn
"yo what the FUCK" - yoongi
"oh!! hello there, friend! there are always new spots in the therapeutic puzzling club! new members get to pick the puzzle of the month!" - hoseok, pulling out a notepad to write your name down