Just a silly idea I had and typed out on Discord, if anyone wants to use this feel free I guess, just wanted to get this out here
(Also i just want to mention that when tim talks about the crush he means like, a silly puppy crush, just pure admiration nothing serious)
"Oh this is an easy question" Jason chuckles as he reads the card. "Okay Baby Bat, who is your favorite brother?"
Damian raises an eyebrow at him before scribbling his answer onto his board.
Tim's rolling his eyes, a slight smirk playing on his lips, Jason and Dick are full-blown grinning, confident in finally getting an answer right as to who it will be.
"Okay everyone done?" Jason asks, looking up to check, the others nod at him before they all turn they boards at the same time.
Jason and Dicks board read "Dickwing" and "Me <3" respectively, but their faces fall out of the grin as they stare in open disbelief at Damian who is holding the board boredly that reads "Timothy"
"What when did that happen" "Dami, don't you love me most?" they shout in union, switching to look between Damian and Tim who both look bored, if not slightly pleased at the situation.
"You teamed up to cheat us out of points" Jason accuses.
Damian sneers at him, "Timothy is my brother, I thought you would be happy about us finally getting along."
"Aww Damian I love you too" Tim calls over to him, only to get an annoyed eye roll in return
"Yes yes that's nice but you're supposed to write down your favourite one, not just one of them" Dick pouts
Damian smirks at him, "I don't understand your problem, Timothy is my only brother"
Jason gasps in mock outrage, clutching dramatically at his chest, "Do we mean nothing to you?" he demands
Damian turns up his nose at him mockingly, "At best you are just some coworker Todd" he calls.
Jason narrows his eyes, "What about Dick?" "Yeah, what about me?"
Damian pauses, tilting his head, "You are family, yes" he admits "but I have never considered you my brother, you have been too much a mentor to me for that"
Out of the corner of his eyes he can see Tim slightly nod along to his words.
"So you've been just what? Getting all brotherly with Tim? How did that happen, didn't you try to kill him?"
"Damian and I share a surprising amount of things" Tim informs them
"You knew you would be his answer didn't you?" Dick asks, Tim only holds up his board in response, on which was written in a lazy drawl "me"
"We're not done with this" Jason declares, "but now it's Tim's turn, and this time I won't get it wrong" he mutters
Tim looks up at the ceiling as if waiting for someone to come and rescue him before wiping his answer away and scribbling a new one.
Damian still seems fairly unconvinced by this "getting to know each other better" game
"Okay done!" Dick declares overly dramatic "turning in 3, 2, 1 go!"
Jason still looks smug, his board reading "Dickhead" again.
"There ain't no way he isn't your favorite" he drawls, "I've seen how much you admire him"
His smile falters when he looks at Dicks and Damian's choices.
Dick wrote down Damian's name, and is currently in the process of gushing about how cute it is that they've come around that much.
But Damian's is stating Jason's name, and a quick glance at Tim's board reveals that to be true.
"Wait what the hell, since when am I your favorite Brother?"
Tim looks slightly pained, "it's complicated" he mutters
"Tim" Dick paints a perfect picture of a scandalized Victorian woman, clutching at his imaginary pearls, "How can Damian not be your favorite when he chose you?"
"I'm not you Dick, I'm not that easily flattered by facts" he replies sassy, "also, it works the same way that Damian didn't write your name, when everyone and their mother knows he's your favorite."
"Okay but that doesn't explain how you chose Jason over me" he says draping himself over said man while Jason is trying to shove him off "Oh I see how it is" Jason mutters
Tim shrugs, "Dick I idolized you all my life. I had a massive crush on you since I was 3 up until the first year when I was Robin. Seeing you as my brother and not just someone to look up to took work. And well, I chose Jason over Damian because he's been spending longer on making it up to me. Doing things with me. It might also partially be Steph's fault for getting along so well with him."
Damian nods, "I know I still have a lot to make up to Timothy, before I can reasonably take that position."
Jason frowns at him, "Hey wait, this ain't a competition and there's no way I'm letting you take the baby bird away from me" he reaches out and pulls Tim into his side, practically dragging Tim away from his previous position.