#blu-blubbs

[crescentcups]

Consider, a single drop of milk fattening enough it can make someone drown a planet in blubber-

In my ideal world, I'd be the provider of these. Imagine going from world to world dropping cans of this beautiful milk and watching the results?

Of course, sometimes you have to encourage everyone that's left buried underneath to get to that size too. Personally.

[betainthebetafinalmix]

@blu-blubbs replied to your post “Now the question is If the beta branded platform...”:

Huh, would there be any of them big enough to be stages?

​Yes, they are called

Melly

Blu

Karma

And Neon.

[magesmeatymuses]

Candyland mood still pretty strong, so 🍫 + Lumine and Paimon

Juuust to see how long before they both crack-

Now listen and listen here good. Lumine did not crack, necessarily. It's just that she ate, like, TWO bon-bons at most, but it turns out that the candy in this Candyland is Teyvat-style candy, which, as I've established before, is FAR more calorific than the stuff you see on Earth. In essence, Lumine had managed to put on 450lbs, heavily impeding her movement while wobbling along the down the brownie-beaten path and glaring at Paimon, who... well, she was huge too, but it wasn't because she ate as little as Lumine.

"Lumineeee~"

Paimon tittered, waving a giant cookie in front of Lumine's face with her hammy arms. She was like a tiny wrecking ball capable of flight, shaped like a meatball with a huge glorping gut that sagged down until she was shaped like a teardrop at all times.

"You know you want some~"

"And so what if I do?!"

It's not fair! Paimon is a natural glutton and could eat tons of food before she looked like a heaving blubberpile, and Lumine eats TWO bon-bons and suddenly she looks like a hamplanet?! Why the hell was Teyvat food so fucking fattening?!

"Look, if you're gonna keep teasing me, then just take that cookie and shove it up your—MMMMPPHHH!"

"All Paimon's saying is that you have to liven up a little! You've got all this candy, and you're holding back from trying everything?! Open wide!"

"Mmmmmhhh..."

Teyvat candy must be really good if Lumine's protests immediately die away in favour of humbly chewing away like a cow, not even caring as her physique begins to balloon outwards like a human explosion... Sure, she's now pinned in place by her titanic breasts and her immense asscheeks, but that's the price you pay when you get the culinary excursion of a lifetime...!

[outrealm-gates]

A certain Yilssean princess wouldn't mind attracting stares, right? Specifically one from a blonde gunslinger who looked stunned into silence-both from her unusual looks and, well... With how stunned Noel was, she forgot to step out of the way as they crossed each other on the street, unintentionally getting hipchecked by Lucina's double-decker booty--and that blush just got even redder~ "S-sorry!"

Lucina had been taking in the sights of a new, unfamiliar future. However it was hard to blame others for taking in the sight she offered... her rear end was quite large compared to the other gals around. Some looked on in envy, others in sheer surprise. One looked on so hard she wound up victimized by it!

"N-No please, accept my apologies. In truth I... well it hardly needs to be said, I stick out like a sore thumb here. Would you... be able to help me find my way around?"

[nevermindtheweights]

@blu-blubbs replied to your post “original idea from Karma Ragatha Toy Story AU Also...”:

Put her in Kingdom Hearts-style

​oh that's good.

[batratcatman]

If Good 21 got just as unfathomably massive as her counterpart, how'd she feel about it?~

“Well…I did…Though through absorbing energy in a similar way to how the Genkidama works. It gave me enough energy to push my worse half away…Though now I’m stuck like this. I’ve mostly been circling near Earth, pushing away any invaders, trying my hardest not to fumigate any planets. Capsule Corp set up some living spaces in my body that some of the researches and Z-Team use to study and talk with me. We’re trying to find away to get back to normal…Though it does admittedly feel nice like this…”

[estrogeon]

Can i offer headpats? Am bad at introducing myself soz-

Oh my goddd, yes please! You’re realllyyy cool! I think you’re awesomesauce, hehe! For some reason, I never followed you, but I’ve definitely seen you around, hehe! I think maybe I decided not to follow you back before I got into feederism and just never went back to fix that? Anyways!!! Thankies for the headpats! Making a biiiiiig (however big you’re thinking, double it. A little bigger now. Yeah, that’s right.) for us to share, hehe!

[readyplayerziggy]

blu-blubbs

Okay, handing her the icecream instead

You fool-

"I'm stuck in an ocean trench!! More ice creams! EXCEPT BLUEBERRY, I DON'T LIKE THE BLUEBERRY FLAVOR!!"

Said from several thousand miles away, yet the flab surrounding her face created an echo chamber that ensured her bellows would be heard. And her belches.