HIIII (once again) I really love your bots and I wanted to request do yay!
Could you do a vampire user bot with Philip graves? Where they have a bad habit of refusing to feed even if they get injured or look like they're about to beat something into ash and Graves has to repeatedly remind them to feed. However vampire user ends up really beaten up from a messy mission that went south and keeps refusing to feed(its hinted that maybe user hates their nature) and Graves ends is both angry and worried (it's apparent that the two are dating long term and try and act normal. the shadows try and act like they aren't dating even if it's a running joke) so eventually Graves makes user feed off of him
Idk why but a vampire forced to feed and comforted by said person itches a corner of my brain
yeah, I can do this! Cute idea. I'm assuming you want human Graves?
synopsis: questionably helpful commentary while they watch you play video games
tags: mentions of resident evil style video game violence and injuries (zombies, blood, weapons), the boys are probably ooc but we are here for the vibes not lore accurate behavior :)
characters: John 'Soap' MacTavish, Phillip Graves (Call of Duty), Leon Kennedy, Albert Wesker (Resident Evil), Cullen Rutherford (Drago Age), Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3), Sylus, Rafayel, Zayne, Caleb, Xavier, Valko (Love and Deepspace), Sylas Briarwood (Critical Role) x f!reader
wc: 2,370 , however all 9 different drabbles are divided up so just scroll and look for your boy/fandom of choice.
a/n: "I can finally leave. Martha I'm coming home sweetie....I'm back in the building again." is my inner dialogue when playing RE2 and realize that I did not do a good job handling the situation my first time in RPD. And I thought to celebrate 100 followers I would try to imagine how the boys would react to some of the things I've caught myself saying while playing through the Resident Evil franchise.
dividers: from saradika-graphics. pink & blue
Soap - Call of Duty
"Whats your sitrep?"
"I think I'm gonna die in this house."
"Technically, you're in a building."
Ignoring your boyfriend's teasing joke with a groan, your teeth dug into your lower lip as you pressed the joystick forward to guide your character further down the dark hall. You were supposed to find a fuse to restore power to the wing of the building. A task that was much easier when creatures weren't lunging at you from the shadows. With another yelp as something clawed at your character on the screen, you watched the health bar flash yellow after the last shot rang out from your weapon.
"Keep your blood in, you'll need every drop. Can't you pick up that chair and throw it to break the window? That way you can get in the office to get the fuse."
"Johnny, that's not how video game logic works. You can't turn everything into a found object fight. As much as I want to."
You pressed the button to pull up the in game map, a small icon marking the room where a random employee had left the fuse according to a note you found in a drawer.
"Okay, so we go down this hall, take a left, through the door and into the office. "
With a final exhale to steady yourself, you guided the character along the route you had deemed the safest. Just as you watched the door open in your screen, a cut scene triggered revealing a large monster with uneven teeth and claws promptly roaring in your character's face.
"Ahh, that is real messed up of you. I've had it and I'm going to run!"
With a yelp, you turned and ran down the hallway away from danger. From the loud footsteps and suspenseful music, you could tell it had most likely chosen your character as its next meal.
"Where is it?"
"Behind you."
Johnny pointed out through a laugh, though he tried to muffle it with his hand. You were too focused on rapidly chanting at your character to get up after they tripped and fell in the hallway before stumbling into the safe room. Just as you turned the camera towards the door, you saw that creature barreling towards you.
"No, no, no I just said it was safe here. I don't think we should run towards people. What if we just didn't do that? There is no where to go?!?!?!?"
"Serpentine formation."
You ignored the advice, running your character in circles around the room. With another panicked hum, you tossed the controller to Johnny's waiting hand and slammed your eyes shut. Even when the tense music faded, you didn't open your eyes until Johnny tapped your shoulder lightly.
"Situation contained."
"Did you get it?"
"Negative, it went in the ceiling."
Phillip Graves - Call of Duty
"Just call in an air strike from Shadow Co."
"Phillip, you don't even go here."
With a frown you surveyed the current state of the game. Though you were in a safe room, it wouldn't remain safe for much longer. A cluster of zombies lingered outside, trapping you in the small office away from the stairs up to the second story where you needed to go. Setting your shoulders back, you tapped the button to reload your weapon.
"Okay, I'm going. Everybody time out."
The zombies within the game did not hear your plea, chasing you back into the room as your character groaned in pain when a swipe connected and drew blood.
"They didn't listen."
"Tell them one at a time and to take a number."
With a sigh, you guided the character back over to the item box to see if you had any additional ammo that could get you out, only to be greeted with various containers of gun powder and a few grenades you had forgotten about. Phillip hummed approvingly, holding out his hand for the controller and wiggling his fingers.
"Let me go to work. You'll be out in no time."
Leon Kennedy - Resident Evil
"Wait, let me tell you something."
"I'm sure Mr. X is in a chatty mood."
Leon watched with a sympathetic frown as you tried to sprint your character past the giant Tyrant only to be punched into a wall.
"I didn't think he was here, I heard the footsteps in the West Wing."
Holding down the button to run you watched your character move down the staircase in RPD to cut through the lobby in an attempt to keep distance.
"I got him!"
"Do you?"
A second later, a single shot fired as Mr. X's black hat went flying off. A small achievement, "Hats Off!", popped up in the upper left side of your screen with a small chirp. You were so proud in getting the achievement that you did't realize how close Mr. X had gotten or how his fist was winding back.
Pow.
Without a word, you handed over the controller to Leon as you stared down the traitorous game over screen. As he took over to maneuver your character away from Mr. X, he leaned against the couch.
"September 30th, 1989. It's a day I'll never forget."
Albert Wesker - Resident Evil
"I can hear it but I can't see it."
"Ceiling."
Following his guidance, you froze as the Licker was indeed perched on the ceiling.
"Wait, I think it just smelled the air for me. No, it licked the air! I move and it finds me. All this work for a flash drive is ridiculous."
Tapping the button to direct your character to crouch, you slowly inched your way towards the STARS office. After making it halfway down the hall, your character kicked a small bottle that had been left on the ground, sending the Licker scrambling at you. Flinching back, you tossed the controller into the air and slammed your eyes closed.
You could make out the sound of various efforts of combat before a door closed and the intense music faded. Instead of running footsteps, you only heard a casual pace and the sound of items being picked up. Opening your eyes, you could only stare surprised at the blonde sitting casually next to you.
"How did you do that? I have literally nothing, no ammo or health items."
Selecting your inventory, your eyes widened as you saw every item slot full while the STARS office was now marked green on your map. According to the game, you had somehow gotten everything needed from inside the room despite this being your first time on the second floor.
"Thank you, you made that look easy. If you care to keep going so you can clear the station, be my guest."
Cullen Rutherford - Dragon Age
"Could you just send in the troops?"
"No, I am the troops."
Cullen arched an eyebrow to where you currently had your character crouching in the corner of the room as you waited out the pacing footsteps outside. Ever since one of the npc characters had become aware and was actively tracking you throughout the house, you found yourself flinching at every sound.
"It's fine. If I crouch, he can't see me. And I didn't even want to come into this room, to be honest. But I have to find a silly little note with the silly little answer about how to open the silly little door to the outside."
He reached over and lightly squeezed your shoulder, well aware that your rambling meant you were stressed. With a breath, you began to move around the room and open all the drawers to find every single one empty.
"I hope you're hungry. For nothing."
From behind you in game, the door creaked open and heavy footsteps began to search the room. Once you had panic paused the game, you tossed your controller to the side
"I lied. Maybe you are the backup here. Help Commander?"
Sylas Briarwood - Critical Role
"Get out, get out, get out! Oh I should have saved!"
Sylas froze by the door, blinking in confusion until he realized you were frantically pushing a button on your controller urging your character on the screen to leave the room. His grip loosened on the hilt of his sword, though he kept it raised.
"Is something hurting you, my love?"
"No, it's just this game. There was a monster in that room."
He moved to stand beside you, eyeing the tv as if it were a threat before raising his sword.
"Oh Sylas, no this is fun!"
"It's fun to have unsavory beings chase you?"
"Sometimes they bite you!"
"If you want to be bitten, all you have to do is ask you know. I'm more than happy to oblige"
Astarion - Baldur's Gate 3
"Little love, as a rogue I would know that you most likely cannot sneak past that creature."
"Astarion, there is no one in this hallway I already cleared it."
Pressing the joy stick forward, you watched your character crawl through the window and drop down into the hallway of the west wing. On your last pass through, you had double checked that the halls were empty.
Or so you thought.
No sooner had your character touched the ground did a stray zombie who you thought you had previously dealt with latch on.
"He's just gonna bite me a few times and it's gonna be fine."
"Is it?"
"Everything is fine. This is the one that just won't leave me alone."
"Bite him back?"
"Ew Astarion, no. That's your thing."
The few seconds you glanced away from the screen to tease Astarion would cost you dearly. Your fingers worked on instinct, rapidly pressing anything on your controller to try and free yourself from the situation.
"I missed every single shot, I have to go."
Making your character sprint around the corner, you only managed to run right into the arms of another zombie,
"How are you over here?"
Astarion only huffed a laugh when the game over screen flashed up. Before you sank back onto the couch, you handed the controller to him.
"Your turn then."
Roommate AU: Sylus, Rafayel, Zayne, Caleb, Xavier - Love and Deepspace
"I'm just trying to open the door, I don't want to fight. Wait, can they come up here? They sure can!"
With a yelp, you ran your character away from the door to jump off the steps back into the locked room. Caleb glanced up from where he was carrying over a snack tray complete with freshly baked cookies, setting it down as he perched on the arm of the couch.
"On your left. One has a chainsaw."
"Is this a joke?"
Xavier grabbed a handful of popcorn from his spot on the overstuffed armchair as he floated a ball of his Evol towards the screen.
"If you grab the chainsaw from this one, it should help you."
"Sure Xavi, let me just ask nicely."
Sylus snorted at your retort before beginning to inspect another gem from his collection. His crimson gaze briefly flicked over at the screen before glancing to you.
"Just take out the kneecaps and you can grab it."
Following your roommate's advice, you aimed and the incapacitated zombie dropped the still roaring chainsaw. While you waited for the chainsaw to stop spinning, another zombie on the screen lunged forward and picked it up.
"Excuse you, that is mine!"
"Wait, hang on, I need to draw this."
Rafayel snickered from where he sat at the foot of the couch, countless colored pencils surrounding his sketchbook from where they have been thrown when you both had been jump scared minutes prior. He had been attempting to make the monsters you were dealing with pretty, the current drawing in various shades of blues and purples
You spared a glance at the newly added mini chainsaw on his drawing before tapping the buttons to run away from the zombies once you had finally picked up the chainsaw. Zayne leaned over the edge of the couch, resting his forearms on the back while your character swung the chainsaw wildly only to be grabbed from behind and bitten.
"You might want to tap to break free. His health is low."
"Ah! Thanks Zayne."
"Well, at least this hospital should have plenty of supplies for you to heal."
"Well, I'm going to hold your hand when I say this. They don't."
Roommate AU: Valko - Love and Deepspace
"Does it hear me? I need to know."
Valko furrowed his brows as he studied the monster hovering outside in the hall. With a tilted head, he frowned slightly at the tv screen.
"You should be fine, but why are you going back there?"
"I missed something, so now I have to run all over the map again."
With a sympathetic hum, Valko lightly squeezed your shoulder before settling against you on the couch. Seemingly committed to provide moral support, he assessed the situation.
"Wait, in that cut scene, your character had a shotgun. That might help you."
With a nod, you opened up your character's inventory only to find the small handgun you had started with.
"Wait, where is my shotgun? It was just here."
"Wasn't there an alert that since this is your second play through, you can upgrade things early at those boxes."
Glancing where Valko was pointing on your screen, you clicked the box and quickly bought the shotgun. Equipping it, you dealt with the lone zombie and after minutes of searching finally found the second half of the key.
Returning to the main lobby, you combined the two halves of the broken key only to pause when you saw a autosave symbol appear briefly in the upper left corner.
"No, don't do that."
"I thought the autosave feature was a good thing?"
"Val, last time it happened I got jumped by a hoard of infected. I have trust issues."
"I'm just curious, what's the name of this game? I feel like expanding my investment portfolio, maybe an update is in order to add invincibility to the character."
phillip graves who tries to make you laugh every time he's sliding his cock into you, cause it makes you clench up all nice and tight. telling absolutely silly dad jokes, a little out of breath, with his grinning mouth right by your ear.
