#blubberdots

[r4d1c4lplumpg4m3r]

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[rapgodstrider]

Whoops wrong place

"Well how bout I chat with this chick, she seems pretty damn cool." Dave figured he'd start getting shit ready to cam chat with this girl after letting her know. Getting his cam, everything ready. Right when he hit a key, well, Dave hit the wrong key and ended up in the girl's room. With a light thud the blonde got up and brushed himself off. "Ergh. Where am i?"

Great, once he looked around he noticed a woman, but not just ANY woman. The woman he was probably going to chat with since she was sitting right there at the computer.

"Oh. Right hey"

[chunkybroad]

blubberdots

Gotta admit that was the pizza I ever had though. Looks like she got you too from the looks of it, friend of yours?

Heh. I suppose that's one way to put it, although I suppose it's in actuality closer to "acquaintances with a tendency to harass one another in the mutual interest of cyclic, insignificant vengeance". I'll take the benefit of the doubt and assume you're unfamiliar with quadrants, and save you the headache of trying to explain how trolls view interpersonal relationships.

But no, she wasn't responsible for...well, me. Mostly. It's a long story, and were I to relay it all there's no doubt that I would be prattling on for a more than significant period of time, so I'll just say that I've been enjoying a mostly-sedentary lifestyle for long enough to accumulate a few extra pounds.

I wouldn't say you enjoyed it, if I were you. The last thing you need is to goad her on. Unless you're sure you're okay with being the personal guinea pig of a fetishistic, expansionist alien with a recorded history of volatile bodily harm and failed relationships.

Don't tell her I said that, by the way.