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@rapgodstrider
Ok, cus I know fucking people are going to fucking blast this update shit around, I want to make this clear.
Since DaveKat become canon
DAVE IS NOT GAY.
Dave would be bi Do not erase Bi representation any more, im so sick of people saying Jake is gay when he himself is bi as well. Do not do this to Dave.
Do not erase bi representation just because you want “the hot yaoi’s”.
{The fuck is goin on. Apparently there’s an update.
Apparently davekat is canon?
I want off this boat because I know for fuckin sure if I try to ship anything else like my otps (dave kanaya, dave vriska , dave rose) then I’m going to get hate mail. }
everyone is so distressed by the update, so have a comic with Dave and The Mayor
bonus:
{I think tomorrow I'll try to do some rping here.
You know
Before the things happened . But yeah shoot me a message or like this post if you wanna rp with me tomorrow}
An Evening out
Let’s just ignore for a second all the countless lives that would have been lost and killed in one swift hip thrust into a giant building. Or one that he felt was ‘giant’. To her it was probably just some toy. Regardless, he would allow himself to stay near her, in range so she could hear him, and more importantly, so he could come up with ideas. This was probably the first time he had ever even interacted with someone of four hundred feet tall. First time for everything right?
A small smile spread across his lips before speaking up.
"Be as violent as you want, but maybe this will be a good reason for you to grow, as a person, to a violent empress and goddess, till then, every time you run out of things to destroy, I will rebuild this world for you to crush under your beautiful heel"
The hip bump was always one of Kanaya’s favorite showy moves to pull whenever she had someone to mess with, as it was both an attractive and effective method of demolition.
It was frankly amazing that kanaya was acting like this with a totally-new person though; it wasn’t often that she did a monster-esque rampage like this one, and even when she did she was usually drunk or otherwise judgement-impared (like under the influence of A certain Lalonde she had intended to meet today). She held almost no connection to Dave in any way other then passing knowledge and brief conversations, but aparently he somehow shared that quality that his sister possesed that drove kanaya to uncharacteristic extremes of behavior through shear presence alone.
Kanaya grew a sly smile upon hearing Dave’s praises, feeling more important and powerful from the ego-boosting speech.
Even as she just spoke back to him, her body kept swelling steadily upwards, pushing a full head above the height she had achieved only moments ago.
"I Don’t Know About Rebuilding It Actually. There Are An Endless Amount Of Doomed Timelines Virtually Identical To This One Isn’t There? Why Spend The Effort Remaking One When I Can Just Move On To Another? In A Way They Are ‘Disposable’; They Serve Their Purpose, And Then Are Removed When That Purpose Is Fulfilled With Another One At The Ready For Further Exploitation."
Kanaya idly brushed off the debris sticking to her hip as she conversed with her tiny focus, bits of glass and concrete that had adhered to her glowing skin fell down onto the street below.
"Hmm.. You have a point, but there's one tiny--erm.. Big growing problem. Which happens to be that you're not growing fast enough to be able to take on a city, let alone complete time lines. Now Rose may say no to this, and you may question my actions but trust me when I say, this is going to be pretty damn awesome"
With that, Dave decided to try his powers once more, instead of bringing them to an alternate world, he created some sort of time bubble that wasn't able to be seen around Kanaya, it was ever expanding, and he was now able to speed up her growth in specific, while keeping her age the same.
How fast did he speed it up? Well, when the ground starts rumbling and cracking even more, it should be obvious. "Have fun you beautiful Troll you~"
rapgodstrider started following you
You dont look like much of a god.
well thats not nice
why dont you come down here and say it to my face.
im pretty dope on the mic
"Alright you want to slam let’s fucking slam.
Welcome to the Land of War and Altar.
Try to 8eware lest your raps falter.
Tough brat waving around a busted sword.
Thinking he can drop it because hes that absurd.
8ut I’ll entertain him 8ecause hey this is the first time for me.
That I ever got to see a carnival show for free.”
"Get that shit outta here."
Silence for a moment.
"Nah man I gotta admit though, you're a pretty awesome. I've never seen another person drop such perfect lyrics"
Truth be told, he was a bit busy to swing back with his own.. Probably just a long night
rapgodstrider started following you
You dont look like much of a god.
well thats not nice
why dont you come down here and say it to my face.
im pretty dope on the mic
//So yeah, if anyone wants to rp
Sup I'm online
@chocolate-and-blood
"I’m full of surprises. The second you realize that is the second we can make this work." Though she wasn’t entirely sure what leagues he meant; perhaps a human term? Measuring the depths of the ocean with distances regarding romantic interest and skill? How strange. She had little time to mull that over, especially when she felt his hands on her corpulent stomach again making it lurch and jiggle against her frame.
"Nonsense," she only sounded a little genuinely worried, "I will just make larger outfits. Sweatpants are not a part of my wardrobe." Not entirely. Some days were lazy, and she remembered such days spent munching on sweets in the most comfortable sweater and sweatpants imaginable. But no one else had to know of these moments.
"Oh, of course, , I totally know you’re full of surprises. But damn even this one took me for a wild ride" Of course Dave smiled and watched her eat, relax, and just indulge in whatever it was she enjoyed most. Of course he meant it in a way of romantic interest, intellectual , and such of that nature. Things were pretty simple. He really only brought up the idea of loose fitting clothing because, he was certain sweatpants to her weren’t ‘fashionable’
"I knew it, just teasing" Though to be honest, if he knew her thoughts and that she actually did enjoy wearing them, he might just melt in the palm of her hand. Leaning a bit closer, he grinned.
"So.. What’s it like being big?"
And truly, these clothes were uncomfortably tight as an understatement. Kanaya was careful not to move too much though, for fear of splitting what she wore almost completely and exposing herself. That would be embarrassing. "I’m not sure how to describe it, really. It certainly is an increase in many things, though, and you find yourself hungry more often than not as the body grows accustomed to such sizes. Not to mention it allows for contented laxing, I guess." She inhales a little sharply. "But really right now it’s a little uncomfortable."
"Listen, not to sound bad at all.. But if that outfit of your's is too tight I suggest getting out of it. Maybe just laying under a blanket or somethin'" Soon, he'd help push her past the 'uncomfortable' stages of this, and hopefully, he'd be able to get her into the 'happily lazy' aspect.
Dave moved the rest of the food right on to her sides , and in front of her before smiling.
"This is the rest of my food.. For the time being. I have more coming"
An Evening out
"Eh.. Let’s see now. You want me to think of an idea, the person who caused this world to become doomed? You’re really sadistic ya’ know that ? " Chuckling a bit, Dave thought about it for a moment as his eyes looked around . "Well let’s see.. You got yourself a city with buildings that really aren’t competing against your height. If I was in your place I’d probably destroy as much as possible. Though maybe that’s just the fact that I’m too fixated on how damn beautiful you look kicking down buildings and stepping on cars"
Dave wasn’t the best idea maker, of course he was the one that came up with the idea to make a doomed timeline all to herself.. But that was besides the point.
"What else do you enjoy doing when this happens? Or is this your first time?"
"I Guess Sadism And Sexyness Is A Shared Trait Among Empresses." she says with a slow giggle.
"So You Really Like Me Destroying Things Don’t You?" she said as she stopped walking, shifting her gaze to a nearby office-building. “When I’m Normally This Tall On My World I Simply Go About As I Normally Would, At Least To The Best I Can”. She sauntered over to the twenty-four story building, which came up about level with her bellybutton. “When I’m In A Doomed Timeline, However…” she says as she placed her hands on her hips and moved them away from the building "Things Tend To Get A Bit More..Violent".
In a swift motion she rammed her side into the building, her hip effortlessly carving into the structure. Untold tons of force collided into the building, the glowing skin of her thigh crashing into several floors like an unstoppable force. The building was essentially ripped from it’s foundations, the majority of the structure toppling over and slowly falling onto the smaller buildings and the street below.
Let's just ignore for a second all the countless lives that would have been lost and killed in one swift hip thrust into a giant building. Or one that he felt was 'giant'. To her it was probably just some toy. Regardless, he would allow himself to stay near her, in range so she could hear him, and more importantly, so he could come up with ideas. This was probably the first time he had ever even interacted with someone of four hundred feet tall. First time for everything right?
A small smile spread across his lips before speaking up.
"Be as violent as you want, but maybe this will be a good reason for you to grow, as a person, to a violent empress and goddess, till then, every time you run out of things to destroy, I will rebuild this world for you to crush under your beautiful heel"
//Wow it's been a long time but i'm here finally
@chocolate-and-blood
"I’m willing to take up that offer." She figures it would happen regardless, with how much she’s been fed already. "You forget I already promised to get rid of any food you didn’t require. But now I of course see the latent intentions that have surfaced."
And even though the tight clothes were a bit of a drawback, she was… enamored with the thought of such a process. Staying with Dave wasn’t the worst of ideas, either. He was friendly enough, handsome and doting.
"Woa, are you serious? I never woulda’ thought you’d say yes.. To be fair, I always sat at my computer thinkin ‘That Kanaya girl is way outta’ my league’ but .. Apparently you’re enjoying it too." Apparently that food that he didn’t need was never ending. Not to mention every bite of food was slowly, but surely, adding more and more weight on. The speed Kanaya was growing and gaining weight would have to be increasing sooner or later.
"At this rate, maybe we should get you in a pair of sweat pants and boxers." Dave teased before giving her belly a playful jiggle. So.. Apparently he was doing things right? Who woulda thought
"I’m full of surprises. The second you realize that is the second we can make this work." Though she wasn’t entirely sure what leagues he meant; perhaps a human term? Measuring the depths of the ocean with distances regarding romantic interest and skill? How strange. She had little time to mull that over, especially when she felt his hands on her corpulent stomach again making it lurch and jiggle against her frame. "Nonsense," she only sounded a little genuinely worried, "I will just make larger outfits. Sweatpants are not a part of my wardrobe." Not entirely. Some days were lazy, and she remembered such days spent munching on sweets in the most comfortable sweater and sweatpants imaginable. But no one else had to know of these moments.
"Oh, of course, , I totally know you're full of surprises. But damn even this one took me for a wild ride" Of course Dave smiled and watched her eat, relax, and just indulge in whatever it was she enjoyed most. Of course he meant it in a way of romantic interest, intellectual , and such of that nature. Things were pretty simple. He really only brought up the idea of loose fitting clothing because, he was certain sweatpants to her weren't 'fashionable'
"I knew it, just teasing" Though to be honest, if he knew her thoughts and that she actually did enjoy wearing them, he might just melt in the palm of her hand. Leaning a bit closer, he grinned.
"So.. What's it like being big?"
@chocolate-and-blood
Her breathing seemed a little tight as he spoke, and when he mentioned being larger the aforementioned seams trying to hold her in split, allowing some more pillowy ashen flesh to seep through. It was the sensation of his hands on her engorged stomach that triggered such surprise, and Kanaya wasn’t beyond emitting a little moan to express her gratitude.
"I could. You’re… you’re making it much too easy," she said a little breathlessly.
"Sorry.. I just can’t help it.. I enjoy helping people who I feel are ‘close’.. You, and Rose are people who I’ve always enjoyed sitting down and talking with." Of course, Terezi was up there as well. But he really never got to see her face to face yet. Not to mention they were more so chat buddies over anything else. Rubbing the back of his head with the other hand, Dave just smiled. "I was thinking.. Maybe we could figure a way to make you really huge some time soon. Of course that may in turn mean you have to stay here for a while"
But, that was up to her
"I’m willing to take up that offer." She figures it would happen regardless, with how much she’s been fed already. "You forget I already promised to get rid of any food you didn’t require. But now I of course see the latent intentions that have surfaced." And even though the tight clothes were a bit of a drawback, she was… enamored with the thought of such a process. Staying with Dave wasn’t the worst of ideas, either. He was friendly enough, handsome and doting.
"Woa, are you serious? I never woulda' thought you'd say yes.. To be fair, I always sat at my computer thinkin 'That Kanaya girl is way outta' my league' but .. Apparently you're enjoying it too." Apparently that food that he didn't need was never ending. Not to mention every bite of food was slowly, but surely, adding more and more weight on. The speed Kanaya was growing and gaining weight would have to be increasing sooner or later.
"At this rate, maybe we should get you in a pair of sweat pants and boxers." Dave teased before giving her belly a playful jiggle. So.. Apparently he was doing things right? Who woulda thought
@chocolate-and-blood
She’s stuffing her face and Dave is talking about getting frisky. Maybe later, Kanaya thinks, and she’s surprised at how genuine that thought is. She’ll consider it more, later. She concerned herself with eating, and apparently the strategy worked, for slowly but surely the already heavy troll was certainly swelling up.Her stomach defied her shirt, its ample volume spilling into the thickness of her lap, the rest of the flesh around her waist muffin topping in a way that was less than comfortable. The sensation of straining seams concerned her, but not as much as before; treating the struggling fabric at her thighs as a normal thing. Oh was that happening? Shame. She’ll fix it later.
The cart she has since been working on is now just about depleted, and the glutton of a troll certainly looks satisfied. She’s not sure what to say, though. Or to do. If anything, she looks a tad embarassed now that there are fewer distractions of food.
To put it bluntly, Dave really did enjoy teasing just a tad bit. Why? well.. She was a beautiful woman with class, respectable, not to mention smart and sexy. Sure Dave was probably the opposite of ‘smart’ to her. Truth be told he never really saw himself as at the level of Kanaya, or even Rose. More so street smart than actual book smart. “Hmm..” Dave hummed out loud all while watching her eat. Of course he wasn’t quite sure what to do yet. So he reached over, trying to tug her shirt down, before starting to rubbing her belly.
"I do admit you’re starting to get big.. But.." Dave thought outloud before adding "I think you could always get bigger"
Her breathing seemed a little tight as he spoke, and when he mentioned being larger the aforementioned seams trying to hold her in split, allowing some more pillowy ashen flesh to seep through. It was the sensation of his hands on her engorged stomach that triggered such surprise, and Kanaya wasn’t beyond emitting a little moan to express her gratitude. "I could. You’re… you’re making it much too easy," she said a little breathlessly.
"Sorry.. I just can't help it.. I enjoy helping people who I feel are 'close'.. You, and Rose are people who I've always enjoyed sitting down and talking with." Of course, Terezi was up there as well. But he really never got to see her face to face yet. Not to mention they were more so chat buddies over anything else. Rubbing the back of his head with the other hand, Dave just smiled. "I was thinking.. Maybe we could figure a way to make you really huge some time soon. Of course that may in turn mean you have to stay here for a while"
But, that was up to her
@chocolate-and-blood
They both seem pretty intent on complimenting one another today. She smiles, admittedly pleased by the ones directed at her but humbly brushing them away. Kanaya considers something then, surely taking a chance, but it was obvious he was broaching barriers of trust he typically didn’t even consider for others.
"Being odd or unique isn’t necessarily negative. We both know the meaning, and what comes along with being strange in the criteria of one’s species. Though, how about you come here. The amount of milk I have is sufficient but I think it most valuable in our evening if you were to heed a little closer." Her smile widens, and she can’t help but show teeth. It is an unfortunate habit. "I really don’t bite, unless permission is asked." The spot next to her, though a little lacking, is open and she indicates that he should sit there.
"Yeah sure, I can do that.. Just know that normally speaking, biting is totally fair play for me~ Go right on ahead if ya’ get frisky" Dave teased before slowly sitting down next to her. It was almost surreal over the fact that people that weren’t humans existed.. Never before in Dave’s life would he have thought ‘trolls’ existed in some strange planet far far away.
But he was somewhat thankful for it too.
Dave moved the cart closer to Kanaya, meaning she could eat faster without having to move, less movements probably meant the ability to gain more weight, faster.
"Here ya go"
She’s stuffing her face and Dave is talking about getting frisky. Maybe later, Kanaya thinks, and she’s surprised at how genuine that thought is. She’ll consider it more, later. She concerned herself with eating, and apparently the strategy worked, for slowly but surely the already heavy troll was certainly swelling up.Her stomach defied her shirt, its ample volume spilling into the thickness of her lap, the rest of the flesh around her waist muffin topping in a way that was less than comfortable. The sensation of straining seams concerned her, but not as much as before; treating the struggling fabric at her thighs as a normal thing. Oh was that happening? Shame. She’ll fix it later. The cart she has since been working on is now just about depleted, and the glutton of a troll certainly looks satisfied. She’s not sure what to say, though. Or to do. If anything, she looks a tad embarassed now that there are fewer distractions of food.
To put it bluntly, Dave really did enjoy teasing just a tad bit. Why? well.. She was a beautiful woman with class, respectable, not to mention smart and sexy. Sure Dave was probably the opposite of 'smart' to her. Truth be told he never really saw himself as at the level of Kanaya, or even Rose. More so street smart than actual book smart. "Hmm.." Dave hummed out loud all while watching her eat. Of course he wasn't quite sure what to do yet. So he reached over, trying to tug her shirt down, before starting to rubbing her belly.
"I do admit you're starting to get big.. But.." Dave thought outloud before adding "I think you could always get bigger"
@chocolate-and-blood
She looks up at him coming over, surprised that he removed his shades. Red eyes. Huh. They’re actually quite nice, and Kanaya considers him as she opens one of the packs of cookies and puts one in her mouth. No, she wasn’t forcing herself all that much; and she didn’t seem to be in pain despite how full she looked.
"I’m fine. This is just something I have to grow accustomed to… You have nice eyes by the way," she adds that last part quickly.
"I only asked cause.. Ya’ know, I’ve never met a woman so capable of eating before. It’s actually really damn cool and impressive. I can dig it" Dave calling someone, and something they are doing cool? The highest of honors surely correct? Either way, he smiled a bit before rubbing his head slightly at the compliment. "Thanks.. No one has really complimented my eye color before. Mostly I’d get ‘unique’ or ‘odd’ but never ‘nice’ "
His shades were actually a root of why he would wear them along side to look like his Bro and to look cool. A bit of it just so happened that his eye color made him feel different.. Both in a good way, and a bad way.
"Just let me know if you want more milk"
They both seem pretty intent on complimenting one another today. She smiles, admittedly pleased by the ones directed at her but humbly brushing them away. Kanaya considers something then, surely taking a chance, but it was obvious he was broaching barriers of trust he typically didn’t even consider for others. "Being odd or unique isn’t necessarily negative. We both know the meaning, and what comes along with being strange in the criteria of one’s species. Though, how about you come here. The amount of milk I have is sufficient but I think it most valuable in our evening if you were to heed a little closer." Her smile widens, and she can’t help but show teeth. It is an unfortunate habit. "I really don’t bite, unless permission is asked." The spot next to her, though a little lacking, is open and she indicates that he should sit there.
"Yeah sure, I can do that.. Just know that normally speaking, biting is totally fair play for me~ Go right on ahead if ya' get frisky" Dave teased before slowly sitting down next to her. It was almost surreal over the fact that people that weren't humans existed.. Never before in Dave's life would he have thought 'trolls' existed in some strange planet far far away.
But he was somewhat thankful for it too.
Dave moved the cart closer to Kanaya, meaning she could eat faster without having to move, less movements probably meant the ability to gain more weight, faster.
"Here ya go"
@chocolate-and-blood
Kanaya never truly considered Dave dumb, per say. Perhaps a little so, and a little oblivious sometimes in her eyes, but never dumb. Okay, she used to think so. But that was her opinion on all of the humans, despite being utterly fascinated by them. She indicated his accuracy with a pleasant shrug, focusing on not showing her blush and how sudden it was all that much. She could smell his, though, and saw it; that was pretty odd, but Kanaya in all honesty didn’t want to think about that right now.
Her pace quickened with the sudden sense of nervousness, the desire to take her mind off of it and where it might lead. In this span of time the second box is finished and set aside, and for a moment Kanaya understands that this would usually be the point where she’s had enough on her own. But she was seized by a better feeling, a little more than hunger at this point. Something was so deliberately enthralling about continuing, and Dave observing every moment of it. There is clearly some conflict, though, as the troll gently grazes a hand across her rotund stomach, the other fidgeting in the cart. When she has to lean over, the efforts to fix her shirt are all for naught, as it moves up to reveal some exposed skin of her belly and sides. When she reclines again she’ll fix it, she promises silently.
Dave could notice the strange changes she would hold while both eating, and contemplating stopping. Was she actually still hungry? Or was she doing this to prove a point to Dave. He wasn’t actually sure.. However , one thing he could agree with was that he was enjoying just how much she was capable of consuming. Now was a good time more than ever.
Removing his sunglasses and showing off his red eyes, Dave walked over beside her and glanced over to make sure she wasn’t in pain.
"You’re not forcing yourself too much right?"
She looks up at him coming over, surprised that he removed his shades. Red eyes. Huh. They’re actually quite nice, and Kanaya considers him as she opens one of the packs of cookies and puts one in her mouth. No, she wasn’t forcing herself all that much; and she didn’t seem to be in pain despite how full she looked. "I’m fine. This is just something I have to grow accustomed to… You have nice eyes by the way," she adds that last part quickly.
"I only asked cause.. Ya' know, I've never met a woman so capable of eating before. It's actually really damn cool and impressive. I can dig it" Dave calling someone, and something they are doing cool? The highest of honors surely correct? Either way, he smiled a bit before rubbing his head slightly at the compliment. "Thanks.. No one has really complimented my eye color before. Mostly I'd get 'unique' or 'odd' but never 'nice' "
His shades were actually a root of why he would wear them along side to look like his Bro and to look cool. A bit of it just so happened that his eye color made him feel different.. Both in a good way, and a bad way.
"Just let me know if you want more milk"
