#blue vial

[20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall]

Do you dye ur hair? Also what's a prank u pulled recently on freaki enki

ehh- no, no. it just catches the light weird. i get that it looks blue but...but it's not! i'm not even sure what i'd dye it with. you know, most of the blue dyes over there are...unsavoury in origin, or they make me itchy.

and, uh...don't tell him but i left a small waterskin in a bed in the area he's in, and i'm waiting for him to rest. if he doesn't i'll grab it and place it in another bed he's around. i'm trying to make him lay on it and get his weird dress wet.

[benzeno]

The last one

[20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall]

they melted my fucking scimitar. can't have shit in the dungeons of fear & hunger

[20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall]

I love the way you and Enki argue and then make up 😭

he's truly the master of the mixed messages, honestly

[20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall]

Would you consider enki a twink?

...have you seen him? yes!

[20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall]

He called you a cuckhold in the past too

ehh, i feel like cucking's something else? 'cause the exciting part about cucking, see, is the betrayal, yknow? right? no betrayal here, i don't care. she doesn't care either. actually, dear celeste is pretty okay with just watching. so if anyone's the cuck in the relationship it'd be her - which she isn't, because like, the fun part is the betrayal, right?

*he seems very deep in thought about this. cuck psychology is happening in the dungeon*

[20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall]

someone's gotta do something about it. you get me, anon!

Do something about it then

..............

rag would be sad :(

[20bottlesofwhiskeyonthewall]

I just said Enki could help..nothing about sex..

pubes, anon! pubic lice! which - i do take much better care of my hair everywhere than some of you seem to think.

...but if you thought i had lice on my regular hair, you're forgiven, anon. (though i am insulted!)