#bluevial rambles

[lightblueviall]

giomis being extremely codependent post vento aureo is the kind of shit that makes me want to slam my head into a wall. it’s such a great concept it makes me feel physically ill. they directly feed into each other, giorno’s guilt over getting mista’s friends killed makes him feel obligated to be there for mista regardless of the unhealthiness of it all, and mista is terrified of losing anybody else and thus will cling to giorno as hard as he can. not to mention the fact that their working relationship would force them together all the time. they will be so unhealthy and needy together

[lightblueviall]

mista upon finding out bruno is dead: hey wait giorno. giorno you need to bring him back he put a zipper on my cervix. he put a zipper on my cervix so i wouldn’t get pregnant dude i don’t know if that’s permanent now. i’ve never had bucciarati die while there’s a zipper on me. giorno i’m gonna have so many health issues if that’s permanent you need to bring him back NOW

[lightblueviall]

sometimes i think about how horrifying vento aureo is from trish’s perspective and i feel a little sick. hey by the way, teenage girl, your dad (who walked out on your mom and has never been in your life) is actually a mafia boss so you are going to be escorted by a group of men you do not know to meet him. they cannot tell you anything about the situation and also there will be constant attempts made to kidnap you and or murder you. also there is supernatural bullshit going on that you do not understand and nobody will explain to you. also your mafia boss dad you don’t know wants to murder you since you’re a trace of his past life. have fun!

[lightblueviall]

guido mista to me is a very beautiful princes who should be fucked and also pampered and also beaten viciously. all at the same time too

[lightblueviall]

honestly what was anybody thinking shipping off little newbie mista to work rigatoni? were they trying to get him abused? let’s have this new recruit be trained by an assassin who’s kind of volatile and far older than him, and leave them alone together for a while. this is a good idea! yeah no shit rigatoni probably touched him

[lightblueviall]

i have a hard time watching vento aureo because when mista is on screen i get excited and also extremely hard

[lightblueviall]

when i was reading vento aureo for the first time the greatest part was the panel of cioccolata’s hand around mista’s throat. at that moment something changed deep within me and i began operating on a level of perversion unfathomable to most