Some random bluey episodes as John Mulaney Quotes (in no particular order)
Bandit: “My parents loved us, they just didn't like us.”
“It's like there's a [cat] loose in a hospital!”
“Why do people do that? People always shush animals.”
Brandy: “this is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery.”
“One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!”
Stripe @ Muffin: You can do whatever you want forever!
“I made a salad with Craisins!”
Mackenzie: “It seems like everyone, everywhere, is super mad about everything, all the time.”
“I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”
“I am in a stage right before ‘old’ called ‘gross.'”
“You'll see! One day, I'm gonna get that Best Buy rewards card!”
“But now, at the end of my life…”
“Ever been to the gODDAMN ZOO?”
“We're gonna have a plate of fries!”
“Ah yes, my title of alpha–which I once had–how can I reclaim it?”
“MacDonald's! MacDonald's! MacDonald's!”
"That would be like if you paid a horse to watch your dog.”
“[Calypso] could just be like, ‘Diet Coke!’ And one would appear in [her] hand!’”
“The passwords of past, you've correctly guessed, but now it's time for the robot test!!”
“Now, we don't have time to unpack ALL of that,”
“A lot of little boys are gay, you know, they're very flowy and they have hard opinions on things.”
*imitating an old gay man* “you want me to do what?”
