#blumpen

[convxntus--archived-blog]

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[  ♕  ]        "Can I keep you?!"

[fxdelitas]

noot noot or doot doot

       "Tell me what they are first, and if they’re sold in bundles."

[meat-loving-hero]

The pengelian waddled very staggeringly into Priam's tent, and passed out in the middle of the floor. Upon feeling his body, Priam discovered that this little guy had contracted a serious case of a rare Themisian fever. "Urgh... I... I can't be sick... not..." he coughed with a ragged hoarse tone, "not... now..." he said, passing back into a nightmarish slumber.

Priam was eating roasted turkey thigh when the scene unfolded before him. His brow furrowed in both confusion and slight concern, but he wasn’t sure if said penguin was up to his usual tricks. So he remained as he was for several minutes, just taking hungry bites out of his meal. After half an hour had passed, Priam finally decided to speak.

"Hey! Are you still alive?" he questioned, "hey penguin thing?" Rising from his seat, he casually walked over, crouching before his silent visitor and poking the tiny body. "Hello?"

[dunkelschwinge-archive-blog]

Buy noot noot get doot doot free sale at Ping-a-Peng.

i-I DON’T COMPREHEND

[dunkelschwinge-archive-blog]

Came for the noot noots, stayed for the doot doots.

oh my god

i didn’t rebagel this but i’m laughing thank u peng-mun

[dunkelschwinge-archive-blog]

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

[FINALLY SURFACES. DROWNS IN STARS AGAIN]

[dunkelschwinge-archive-blog]

FF+ Peng

Sami barely opened the tome, then saw that the content was with… that penguin-like creature she had befriended.

The fact that he introduced himself by his entire name was amusing, but knowing what was about to happen made her slam the book shut and place it in the throw-away pile.

Oh my Hylia what.

[meat-loving-hero]

"So something really important I'll need to know for whenever I make food: how much do you usually eat, and what's the most you've ever eaten in one meal? That way I know how much to prepare without worrying about running out."

"I’m uncertain of the exact quantity, little talking thing, I usually eat until I feel myself full, then cease."

"There are times when I will consume vast amounts of nourishment and other times when all I require is a bite or two."