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There’s likely a better guide to managing a crisis than the one Lazarus is ticking through. He’s paced about his oddly empty room, fiddling with the curtains and the lights over and over again. While it had been good for some cool lighting, he didn’t like how empty it felt, how impersonal, and so, he had fled for more populated company.
He likes this place well enough. Not enough to commit to its hand in marriage, but enough to hang out while he tries to figure out how this phone works. The software isn’t impossible, far from it, actually, and Lazarus has had plenty of smartphones before. Nevertheless, the shape of the apps and the user interface leaves him stumbling at times.
This time, the main problem is that the map app is being absolutely terrible, and Lazarus is slowly getting more desperate as his usual troubleshooting techniques fail with this tech. Best to find someone to help out, less he run into disaster.
“Hey dude, sorry to bother you, but do you have a minute? I’m suffering through figuring my phone out, and I think I need some help. I’ll buy you a sandwich or somethin’ in exchange.”












